Brit/pol/ - You Cunts Wanna Shitpost? Let's Shitpost Then Faggots Edition

>I'm more than 'Madame Brexit' - Theresa May
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-42458062

>Boris Johnson says UK wants better relations with Russia
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-42450479

>British passports will return to 'iconic' blue cover after Brexit, it is confirmed
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/12/22/british-passports-will-return-iconic-blue-cover-brexit-confirmed/

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>he claims he can fight
>he can't even control his ki
lmao'ing at your life desu senpai

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Why are we not doing the passports in any colour you want for an extra £50?

>Jews, Razor Blades and Jail

>He's not on at least 4 xanax right now

LMAO

I hope brit/pol/ has a very nice Christmas!

Fuck you too.

quintessentially part and parcel?

You cunts get your Christmas tree permit? better renew the telly licences too

Still light out at yours?

Happy Hanuka. Please ignore the tripfag.
He's just mad that all the northern anons are all cowards and won't fight him.

boyfriends dressing up as santa tonight lads

serious question tho

walk me through a typical encounter getting halted by a Bobby

ill halt you with my bobby so to speak

>ello ello ello

>what are you up to this time of night on the common

>n-n-n anything you like officer

where is ireland, I need pats

best dog I ever had was a mutt, mind you

STOP

TALK

Take pics.

>looks like a tropical island but it's 13C 100% humidity in summer everyday

Sup Forums - Politically Correct

>You'll be ruined by leaving the EU
>You'll be ruined economically be the US and become the 51st state
>You'll be ruined by the refugees regardless of Brexit
>You'll be ruined by Theresa May
Good thing operation destroy Brit/pol/ still hasn't decided on a consistent narrative. Onwards and upwards for the rest of us!

>You Cunts Wanna Shitpost? Let's Shitpost Then Faggots Edition
>he can't read

Incorrect nigga

and doing xanax is politically incorrect especially when you don't know what day it is

>I can't read
woah it's like I'm retarded or something my dude

Start buying guns.

Wait didn't he mean it as nvm im fucking retarded

>woah i can't read x2

be the best desu

desu desu~

Cute dog, would stroke.
I don't need a gun.
I suppose I could shoot the local fox but it just seems like one of those toys I would only play with a few times.

And if you can't, join the army.

eddie on suicide wa- oh

If you don't have a gun before you need one then its too late to get one

I'm logged in to my uncles Bluetooth speaker at there Christmas party what should i play

disco polo lad

>suicide
I hope not. He'll just end up like YKTD with some moron mooning over him in 6 months time.

>its too late to get one
I'm sure the fox isn't going anywhere. I don't really have anything else to kill.

I doubt it, I doubt anyone would unironically miss eddie, obviously wn would still be on his dick but that's about it.

This should raise a festive smile.

youtube.com/watch?v=_F39uC9IlI0

youtube.com/watch?v=kmDuPccLON4

pop 4 xans now im feeling like a hero

kryszmas spirit lads

youtube.com/watch?v=ToA_06PTr6w

this

I want a giant hand sanitiser attachment for my vodka.

I'd kill for a flaszke zoladkowej tbqh

Make the standard colour grey so both sides pay extra for red or blue. Budget deficit solved.

>Make the standard colour grey
>wanting the majority of the uk's pop to wield a grey passport
s t a t e

Wanting everyone to pay extra so they don't have embarrassing pleb grey desu.

Personally I like grey. It brings out the blue in my eyes.

Most people won't care enough about it so bongs will absolutely be known by the rest of the world as the mongs with grey passports.

happy christmas

legitimately like this dead blacked faggot
youtube.com/watch?v=3rkJ3L5Ce80

So anons who wants to vent all the bad thoughts before Christmas?
>MFW YWN see all the tards you have to deal with being aborted post birth.

BITCH I FLEX RIC FLAIR

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lets get something straight here
its MERRY CHRISTMAS
not "happy christmas"

The word "merry" is biblical. The word happy aint.
this is why europe is so cucked. they say happy christmas like it isnt a big deal.
want to know how 'happy holidays' got started? it's cause idiots like you said happy christmas. its a slippery slope.
Just like we KEEP the CHRIST in CHRISTmas we need to keep the MERRY in MERRY CHRISTMAS.

>Most people won't care enough
Don't let Express, Mail or Telegraph hear that. They will be very disappointed.

>The word "merry" is biblical.
Have you just made this up or is it just another stupid thing all Yanks are taught?

The presents are wrapped, nestled under the tree.
My fuschias are dormant and most likely frost free.
You say it's too cold? I'm begging your pardon.
Time to depart.
Festive wank in the garden.

Superb.

>nth for lethal nuts

sorry boss don't withdraw that £0.05 from my account innit mans worked hard for it

Who took the merry outta Christmas
Tell me yall

But you're lying so how can anyone believe that you're not coping? I know you're doing this for other people despite this being between me and you yet you're really bad at that too.

is jesus our guy or not?

>gf is pretty much all good despite the fact the cunt got me sick
>i'm still sick
how do i cope with this?

>Took out the (((money changers))))
Yes

jesus is satan confirmed

but then christianity helped wreck rome, i mean the jews coulda co-opted it cause rome took judea but i dont have the evidence

>virgin
>friendzoned by a prostitute

Checks out

Brexiteer Ringo Starr will be awarded knighthood in Queen's New Year's Honours list. Sir Ringo.

Merry Christmas lads

Happy Hanukkah Eddie

Check out Section 11(4) (miniature rifle range exemption) of the firearms act.

If you operate a miniature rifle range with no less than .23 calibre you don't need a cert or inform the police.

Why are people telling me to marry this christmas cunt?

is christmas hot?

>a miniature rifle range with no less than .23 calibre
What is that? One of those air gun games at fair. Shoot the duck win a fish,

Stop making jokes.

(((Christmas)))

It's just another you fucking cartoon watching gimps

dont lie im funny innit big man

Brits can't be destroyed.

Just not the type.

fuck i hope the weed will outweigh these drinks

Merry. Get her merrrrrrrry.

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Covers .22lr

Bom.

Wait is she called Mary Christmas? Why does everyone keep saying her name?

Looks like wogposter is here to ruin our Christmas.

aight boom

Booom.

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Why tough? You have 11/9 and we don't ruin that for you, infact we join in and celebrate with you so don't ruin christmas for these neetcucks you insecure little dicklet.

It was revealed to be WN.

>worshipping a dead kike on a stick
Sides.

If you post this he will sperg out even more.

>Pube defending anonymongs
State.
You've gone soft.

[W]ogposter [N]ational?

>what are common filenames

>he doesn't know the gods I know
S T A T E

tbqh bitchboys like you make me want to stab you in the ribs, put you in side control and fuck the shit out of that hole.

happens when i get sick tbqh

sometimes just can't get it up, give me a hand lads

Sucker Punch
Sucker Punch
Suddenly badass when the kid looses footing.
White manlet.

Is this really supposed to showcase superiority?

Merry Christmas lads, I've just spent 5 hours getting most of the Christmas dinner prep sorted. Still need to wrap the presents.
I hope my mum likes the burka I got her.

>acts like a bigman online, yet scared to fight me at the boatyard

you can suck on my punch so to speak x

This one always makes me laugh.

Not sure how else he expected it to end.