Left or right?

Left or right?

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Right for hug
Left for fug

I want one that's bitchy, annoying,spits in my face, steps on my dick and buys me expensive stuff.

Right, but give her hugs before and after.

Right but surprise her with a hug while she's cooking.

Right. Relationships aren't babysitting to me.

What how is this even a question, of course the one on the right. Anyone that thinks the left is better has obviously never seen a woman.

I want to be spoiled.

You are a literal fucking retard if you want left for anything other than a fuck

Right for hug and fug because shes wife material.

But what if I told you her favorite seasoning is semen.

Left the best! I

Right

>and buys me expensive stuff.
But that's neither of them. Right is perfect housewife material, so you have to go out and work and buy her expensive stuff, whereas left is a spoiled brat and will make you do the housework AND go to work to make money and spoil her with expensive stuff, while probably fucking some one else on the side because she feels "lonely" while you're out working.

Right is the only acceptable choice.

Of course all you fucking NEETs want the right so you can have another mom to sustain your dumb ass after your biological one passes away from shame.

why doesn't left and right just date each other, they would be perfect

Left or right?

Left is hotter though...

Because right is a housewife and left won't work. Where you gonna get money from?

Are we doing this again?

Subject F all day every day.

Definitely left she's not hiding behind some good girl facade like that other bitch

Hokkaido a cute. CUTE

Right, except I want to spoil her too. We would always be trying to outspoil one another.

tumblrina detected.

Are those two a couple?

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Right x Left

Left's legs are fucked up, so I guess right

Hokkaido > Fukushima > Tokyo = Fukuoka > Okinawa > Kobe Osaka = Nagoya

Shouldn't fukushima be dead or at least very sick?

That's a wig.

this ALWAYS results in kobe

Left because I like /ck/ing

left would be ok if she was like, super smart and fun and also i find hugs a bit weak, i could probably cook for her as long as she can make me laugh and have a good time.
right is great but she sounds like she wouldn't let me do it or do stuff alone in that case that would be bad.
as others said, relationships are more complex but this is just a thing of "left or right", it is not even implied if it's romantic.

Sailor uniforms a shit

I'd give up my chance of redemption just for a chance to see Hokkaido smile and tell me she loves me.

You're a shit.

Left. I like people complimenting me when I cook for them. Makes me feel like I actually have skill in something for once

But hokkaido's better, user.

Patrician tastes.

Yeah if you're 18

Fukushima is radioactive

>the smile of Osaka
Hnnnng

You're an INTP right?

Yeah, she radioactivated my dick

Right, she seems like she would enjoy the head pat hug combo the most. This is important.

>all these people with good taste
Why is winter clothing so cute?

It's so comfy. Sadly, where isn't cold enough for people to use winter clothing.

Left only has a attractive body. Right has a attractive soul.

Left or right?

Left because I have an inferiority complex. I want to feel needed and in control even though it's just an illusion.

Osaka and hokkaido are weeb bait. True men of culture choose Fukuoka or Kobe

When they are both more or less flat, I'm going to go for the taller one.

Do you feel in charge?

Blonde one because I like drills

cruel lucifer

This, but also left has better hair.

I guess I'd prefer the one on the right.

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Left for a quickie in the bathroom before class

Now this is a real woman

>left wants to be spoiled
>right wants a partner that wants to be spoiled
They're both trash

I'd fuck left in toilets and behind the school while using her circle of friends to find out right's interests before moving on to right.

Right
Left
Hokkaido
Left
Right

I would feel in charge because I'm constantly being relied on. It's the Ben Franklin effect. I'll be her bitch, but at least I have a reason to live. Also I feel like this one's easier to abandon once I get bored of her.

The right one is better in almost every way and I don't care about her not being a virgin, but:
>tattoo on her crotch
Hard dealbreaker.

This artist is pretty good

>Fukushima not in a Hazmat suit
dropped

>hug right
>acquire meal
>give meal to left
>get hugged by left

my plan is flawless

>tall girl with flat chest
Thanks faglord, now I have a new fetish.

Osaka. I love the Kansai dialect.

>""""""""perfectly sized""""""""""
pfft

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hokkaido looks comfy

I kniw the obvious answer is right, but I don't want to be spoiled.

I want to fight right for who'll cook dinner each night

Me being pinned down and force fed a biscuit.

okinawa

Right because left is some sort of dwarf or has a birth defect with her legs.

>good reputation among teachers

So she's doing good at school?

Me, force feeding biscuit

Until they decide to cut the middleman and go full /u/.

Okay choose one

>this woman is a traditional woman
>shame on you
>shame on you for imbibing the narrative of the patriarchy

They just know they can bring her to the staff room and gangbang her at lunch in return for passing grades.

All into the gas chamber

They could've stopped drawing this chart after A was finished.

I wouldn't feel good about taking advantage of right.

I.

Right, I can do a ton of stuff in the house but it would be great to have someone to rely on.

C is perfect, but my personal fetishes wont' let me overlook E.

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Right, she looks fun to tease.

H

H is perfect, and I usually don't even like glasses.

E is spooky skeleton -tier, and F is for memes.

G and I are very alluring, and I guess B as well.

left. bitches can't out game me at gourmet. as long as she pays me back for my labour later on, it's all good

C, but A is a close second