In the spirit of Christmas I am posting everyone's favourite thread and mods can suck on my little dick

In the spirit of Christmas I am posting everyone's favourite thread and mods can suck on my little dick.

>"HALT! Ihre Papiere bitte."
This man asks you for your ID.

>White = Der Führer (take over the thread)
>Green = High ranking Nazi Reich official (Pass)
>Blue = Waffen SS (Pass)
>Yellow = Wehrmacht (Pass)
>Purple = Allied soldier of the Reich (pass)
>Orange = Enemy soldier (arrest on sight)
>Red = Communist (Arrest on sight)
>Black = Nigger (Arrest on sight)
>Brown = Juden (Arrest on sight)
>Pink = Homosexual (Arrest on sight)

IF YOU PASS
>0-2 Sent to the Western Front
>3-6 Sent to the Eastern Front
>7-9 Sent to North Africa
>Doubles = Sent to a comfy position in Berlin
>Triples = You personally lead the Axis invasion of the country flag above your post
>88 = Promoted to Obergruppenführer (General) and lead your own RWDS
>1488 = Become the new Reichsführer (Himmler) and genocide the country flag above your post
>Quads= Axis wins

IF YOU'RE ARRESTED
>0-2 shot on site
>3-6 sent to Auschwitz
>7-9 tortured for information
>Doubles = You become an Honorary Aryan and are conscripted into the German Army. Reroll for your deployment.
>Triples = the country flag above your post invades the Reich on the side of the Allies to rescue you
>Quads = Allies win

Other urls found in this thread:

youtu.be/qTx-sdR6Yzk
youtube.com/watch?v=VLlQ0rJEGEo
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

Here are my papers, Sir.

For das reich!

Hello, good Sir. Here's my ID.

Heil Fuhrer!

Rollin

Guten Tag.

roll.

Here you are

>hands over papers

L-let me go, officer...

Heil

I'm a wizard

rollin

Sieg Heil!

Roll!

right away commandant!

Meinen papier herr

rell

Is this an autism thing?

Raviolinni, raviolinni, you're fucking dead, faggotinni.

Nigger

Here you go m8

Fuck der fuhrer

Roll

Ayo what up cracka

rollin

roll

...

I swear I'm not le 56%

I AM TRAVELLING

Papiere sind hier mein herr.

rock on

ROCK ON

no serenade

no fire brigade

JUSTA PYROMANIA

merry christmas

Sieg Heil

REROLL

Oy vey

Ded

for based commie

HEIL FUCKING HITLER

Kek

Reroll

fuck it

meh

awduhawduawd roolll

Fuhrer

ROLLING

rollin for a kike

Roll

Hello there, here is my paperwork.

>Heh

Nothing personnel kid

Hi.

Surely my papers are in order?

Fuck. Worst possible outcome

Re reroll

fuck yeah

henlo kamarad

Meh, rollin

am i being detained?

Eh, North Africa?
I guess that's alright. Rommel seemed like a pretty cool guy.

What is this fuckery? It looks fun.

The fuhrer did nothing wrong. Hail!!!

I'm a good burger, promise

Rolling

I want to go to the Eastern Front and fight Commies.

This is gay

Merry Christmas anons.

rolling

Heil Hitler

AM I BEING DETAINED?

Heil

Seig Heil

Picture me rollin

HERE GOES

Roll muthafucka

Bruh

rollerino

Haha

bow to me

Can’t wait to kill some commies

Reroll

Here are my papers. Heil Hitler!

youtu.be/qTx-sdR6Yzk
You too

i return from the eastern theater looking for more battle.

Rolling, thanks to the guy who posted pic related on the thread like this one for me earlier today.

Hi, mom

Get in the gas chamber nigger

my id sir

>youtube.com/watch?v=VLlQ0rJEGEo

Rollin

guess I'll go work for hugo boss and make some stylin uniforms

Guten tag.

...

rollin

wew from a homosexual i became an honorary aryan

Lul

Oy vey. This sounds antisemetic

Uhhh let me just check my Birth Certificate and papers.

>tfw high ranking Nazi official with comfy office job in Berlin

seal my fate

Roll