For all the Anons here on Christmas, let us engage in the /CPD/ General.
Reminder that there is a bad batch of PCP going around Chicago and that Christmas arrests are the bests!
>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT??? ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.
Shots fired, suspected homicide and a fire all separately called in in the past 20 min. Why is chicago so bad?
Colton Flores
>Why is chicago so bad?
Might have something to do with this "male black" fella they keep talking about.
Lincoln Torres
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Brayden Moore
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Jason Bailey
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Cameron Adams
Was just about to make a topic. violence is getting really bad, even on Christmas....ESPECIALLY on Christmas. dear god what is wrong with Chicago.
Robert Clark
>that panic >WE NEED MORE CARS, MORE CARS!!!!
WE GOT AN ARMED ROBBERY HI-JACKING BOTS!!!!
Noah Morris
Armed robbery or carjacking going on.
Ethan Long
I hope nobody gets hurt on Christmas eve. These are some bad hombres.
Christian Scott
>dear god what is wrong with Chicago.
Where thar' be Africans thar' be Africa.
Cooper Wood
Did that officer just say "he stole my vehicle"?
>Person with a gun >two calls >Black trailblazer parked out with a gun
Jacob Ward
Real Robert Hours commencing. Someone will die in the next hour or so.
Levi Myers
>shootin' off fireworks.
Adam Sanchez
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Jacob Long
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Robert Powell
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Isaiah Stewart
I saw some dumbfuck on I-55 driving the wrong way on the shoulder earlier tonight. Then he got off at the same exit as me, just on the outskirts of the city. Didn't catch the plate or I'd have called it in.
People are fucking retarded in Chicago tonight. Should be an interesting evening.
Kevin Collins
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Dylan Morris
I love how they all sound like star wars villains.
Drunk driving was rampant last night, so tonight is probably twice as bad. God bless those brave officers.
Zachary Lee
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Connor Hernandez
>3 3 >3 Male blacks!
Blake Turner
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Caleb Barnes
what is it with all the officers asking for translators all the damn time? Just how mexican is Chicago percentage wise?
>Burglar alarm at church
Cameron Morales
People causing a disturbance at a "gye-roh" restaurant now.
>Drunk driving was rampant last night, so tonight is probably twice as bad. God bless those brave officers. I've never in my life seen someone going the wrong way on the interstate. I couldn't believe what I was seeing. If the folks weren't in the car with me and had seen it themselves I'm not sure I would've believed it myself.
Nathan Perez
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Jaxon Jackson
>MERRY CHRISTMAS On frequency! Yes!
>man threatening suicide; just lost his job and his mother passed away F
Jackson Diaz
>Male threatening to kill himself >He just lost his job & his mother just passed away >On Christmas
Gavin Nguyen
>Classic Robert Merry Christmas Gents.
Andrew Morales
>lost his job and his momma he's going to an hero
Aiden Kelly
>Just how mexican is Chicago percentage wise?
25% is what they admit. Considering most of them are probably illegal and don't exactly participate in the census it's likely over 30%
Gavin Stewart
SUPER RARE A R E
Carter Cooper
2 shots fired.. ah ah ah.
Bentley Bell
Shieeeeeeeeetttttt
I hope he's ok. Knowing chicago though it's best if he just moves like everyone else. I don't think the city has many middle class left, let alone white people.
So serious question, WILL donald trump be able to fix this? Just listening to the scanner is horrifying when the cops can't understand the people calling for help. Will he crack down on "sanctuary" cities when the wall goes up?
Bentley Butler
To be fair, that is legally correct. Just because you are morally and factually guilty does not mean you are legally guilty
Nathan Phillips
Shouldn't crime be going down now that it's getting cold?
Austin Ortiz
don't forget the snow shoveling dispute, shits going down
Gabriel Bell
A lot of Syrians have also been moved into Chicago
Sebastian Hughes
I can believe a snow shoveling dispute coming up. We had a bunch just today. Highways were not pretty earlier tonight, though in the city they're probably better.
Nolan Wood
It spikes on Holidays. 4th of july is the most insane spike. The worst night was when the cubs won. I have never heard the scanner more active than that night.
>Let a homeless into your home >Now they're arguing and drunk
how much you want to bet a christian person got taken advantage of because it was christmas?
Gabriel Cooper
>Christmas Island >On christmas WTF?
Gabriel Howard
Should be lots of residential burglaries going on tonight. Lots of people going to see family.
For the same reason, there should be a decent number of domestics tonight. People see relatives they haven't seen recently, get boozed up, shit happens.
Then you get the people who threaten to kill themselves. And the drunk driving accidents.
Nah, holidays are big business for the cops.
Charles Robinson
Are you Santa?
Why?
Jace Stewart
Tuning in to the CPD for the first time. Just trying to relax with good music and incidents. Anything I should expect?
Also Merry Christmas, y'all faggots.
Ryan Lewis
>So serious question, WILL donald trump be able to fix this?
No. The measures required to stop the violence are illegal. You would have to use counterinsurgency methods like house to house searches, checkpoints, and curfews.
And that would only work until you left. You would have to change the black culture immensely, which probably isn't possible.
Niggers gon' nig.
William Smith
I live in the south side of Chicago. Visiting family in Iowa this week. Apartment empty until Wednesday. Is my cat fucked?
Also, >pol made me a racialist, but living in Chicago made me a racist I literally hate niggers
Jonathan Reyes
>Neighbor snorting cocaine
Dominic Richardson
>So serious question, WILL donald trump be able to fix this?
No.
Read Article II of the constitution. The president has no powers that can help fix this and really it's not his job.
The legislature (state and federal) has the power to call out the militia (organized or unorganized) to repel invasion or suppress insurrection and rebellion. This is a job for the legislature. Possibly a county sheriff with some balls could deputize a large posse and try to enforce the rule of law but it would be tough without the militia.
Nicholas Allen
>Anything I should expect?
All of your biases will be confirmed.
Landon Garcia
Homeless guy screaming at traffic on Christmas. What a gift! Obongo put them in. It is unpredictable, expect at least one "shots fired" call and because it is christmas expect a few domestic disputes
Sebastian Rodriguez
>I live in the south side of Chicago. Visiting family in Iowa this week. Apartment empty until Wednesday. Is my cat fucked? That's kind of shitty. No idea though. My dog would fucking chow through any food I left out for him within twenty minutes.
This is why black Africans are incompatible with the very foundation of western civilization
Colton Sanchez
>Anything I should expect?
Merry Christmas to you too. Expect a lot of break ins, homeless, & suicide attempts.
>Is my cat fucked?
Only if you're an irresponsible person...don't abuse pets user. That's what bad people do.
If you live in chicago you're either a liberal, a jew, a dindu, or you're racist. There's no other categories.
James Sullivan
No he a good boy who dindu Just gonna need to give him serious rubs when I return
I already told you I'm a racist desu.
Leo Harris
>Anything I should expect?
After a while you think you've heard it all then the niggers will still surprise you. The coonery in Chicongo knows no bounds.
Julian Scott
>drunk, bipolar, and becoming aggressive
Jayden Allen
The answer is.... kinda. He has control over 3 and 4 letter agencies (ATF, NASA, FBI, CIA, Marshalls, ect.) Additionally, he can send in more federal agents IF Illinois and the city of Chicago both want it. He can also send in agents for specific goals, so he can send in the US Marshall for federal fugitives, he can send in the ATF for illegal guns, the DEA for drugs. He can even send in the FBI or US Treasury service to go after gangs (laws put in under Clinton allows for this). But can he just put more police on the street? No.
Actually the idea of "Innocent until proven guilty" and "It is better to let a guilty man go than lock up an innocent man" is a European common law value
Camden Cook
>Read Article II of the constitution. The president has no powers that can help fix this and really it's not his job. Huh? No, that's not correct.
What Trump can do is allocate and set priorities for enforcement for federal agencies. The fact of the matter is federal agencies are stretched very thin but have extremely strong powers. The statutes they operate under are theoretically restricted to matters "affecting commerce", but Congress has traditionally been VERY liberal with giving the feds policing power over fairly important crimes (firearms, alcohol, narcotics, immigration). If you put task forces for all those things in Chicago, and I mean *big* task forces, you could theoretically clean the whole city up fast.
But you're probably right that it'd only last as long as the agencies kept those task forces in place.
Lincoln Young
Merry Christmas everyone. No matter how lonely I feel tonight, it warms my heart to listen in with you guys.
Aaron Morris
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Hunter Fisher
2300. Shit gonna go crazy after midnight.
William Long
I'm expecting to hear some shit once the bars close.
Brandon Ward
Yep. Expect lots of DV around 2am. There is a reason people drink on Christmas
Colton Rodriguez
Two hugs for you, user.
Wyatt Wood
Those alphabet soup agencies have little lawful jurisdiction in the sovereign states. Almost everything they do outside of federal land (for which jurisdiction has been properly ceded by the state's legislature) could be challenged in court and they would be hard pressed to prove jurisdiction.
They certainly do have jurisdiction involving foreign nationals but the legislature and (((courts))) would oppose any action against the invaders.
Oh, and of course Trump is just another Jew puppet. New monkey, same organ grinders.
Lastly, you simply can't "fix" these sub humans. Africans create Africa and Mexicans create Mexico. Short of removing them entirely Chicago will never again know first world civilization.
Dominic Carter
Lotta bars in the city stay open until 0400, though I think many or most close at 0200.
Juan Ramirez
>neighbor is passed out in his car >other neighbors beating on the walls and ceiling
Eli King
Inner city folks have no empathy.
Charles Martin
>Those alphabet soup agencies have little lawful jurisdiction in the sovereign states. Almost everything they do outside of federal land (for which jurisdiction has been properly ceded by the state's legislature) could be challenged in court and they would be hard pressed to prove jurisdiction.
Horseshit. The FBN and Bureau of Prohibition operated like straight-up police organizations. It's not unconstitutional for them to act like police in the states for the most part. Some shit they aren't allowed to do and many laws they're not supposed to enforce, but they can and do police shit.
Carson Ross
>tfw niggers cant even chill on Christs Birthday
Jaxson Hall
CHAPLAIN ON THE RADIO WISHING EVERYONE MERRY CHRISTMAS >CHAPLAIN ON THE RADIO WISHING EVERYONE MERRY CHRISTMAS CHAPLAIN ON THE RADIO WISHING EVERYONE MERRY CHRISTMAS >CHAPLAIN ON THE RADIO WISHING EVERYONE MERRY CHRISTMAS CHAPLAIN ON THE RADIO WISHING EVERYONE MERRY CHRISTMAS >CHAPLAIN ON THE RADIO WISHING EVERYONE MERRY CHRISTMAS CHAPLAIN ON THE RADIO WISHING EVERYONE MERRY CHRISTMAS >CHAPLAIN ON THE RADIO WISHING EVERYONE MERRY CHRISTMAS CHAPLAIN ON THE RADIO WISHING EVERYONE MERRY CHRISTMAS
James Howard
>"Merry Christmas and thanks for doing God's work" >Residential alarm in Hernandez residence. >Commercial alarm in Discount Auto-Parts. >"Merry Christmas."
Tyler Green
>caller believes his 72 year old girlfriend shot herself >she's not bleeding >caller doesn't see a gun
Samuel Bell
>Girl friend's suicide
Asher Martinez
>traffic control needed >lot of fire equipment over here
Caleb Baker
>cab hit two parked cars
Leo Jackson
>Merry Christmas... Merry Christmas...
Ryan Clark
I wish I knew Morse code.
Adrian Ward
What they do and what's lawful aren't necessarily the same thing. You can read in plain English what the Congress has power over and it's not much. Ditto with the jurisdiction of the federal courts.
Much of what they do would fall apart if jurisdiction is challenged.
Logan Young
I think it's just station ID or time. It's nothing useful. Lots of metropolitan radio relay systems do that as part of some FCC requirement in order to maintain their reservation of the frequency.
Austin Rodriguez
>male passed out in the snow
Matthew Walker
>What they do and what's lawful aren't necessarily the same thing. You can read in plain English what the Congress has power over and it's not much. Ditto with the jurisdiction of the federal courts. Yes, you can absolutely read in plain English what they have power over. They have power over things affecting commerce. Drugs have an overwhelming effect on commerce. That some non-commerce activity gets swept up in that has been held to be of no moment.
Don't be stupid, user. If the Founders wanted an impotent federal government they should have made it abundantly clear in the constitution (though realistically, it would've been amended to allow that shit in the reconstruction era).
Jose Stewart
I'm not even in Chicongo.
Parker Parker
I see, never thought about owning frequency like that.
Adrian James
>Domestic battery on the third floor
Julian Myers
I'll say I'm not 100% sure, but I do remember a similar situation in college, on the city buses they had the radios on speaker all the time, and you'd hear a morse code blast every hour or so. The driver explained it as being a requirement that they either do a morse blast or verbal announcement that it's their station every period of time in order to maintain their reservation of the whole frequency. Having equipment just do a quick morse blast was a lot cheaper than something verbally saying stay off their frequency.
Camden Parker
>Female being chased by a male screaming for help.
Robert Williams
The Christmas islands on Christmas weew
John Robinson
>expect a few domestic disputes I've heard at least 5 so far and the night is young. Apparently some female is screaming for help whilst being chased as I'm typing this, shit is crazy
Ayden Ortiz
I'm surprised that you can't own a frequency like someone would a web domain.
Brody Gutierrez
>Green station wagon in a parking lot doing donuts
Ethan Davis
>the neighbors are threatening mohammed
Asher Cooper
>If the Founders wanted an impotent federal government they should have made it abundantly clear in the constitution
You haven't actually read the constitution have you?
Try Article I section 8 for the powers of the legislature for starters. The whole (((interstate commerce))) has been stretched awful thin with most of the bullshit happening today.
James Rivera
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Adam Wood
>>Female being chased by a male screaming for help.
Blake Perez
I'm a fucking attorney, you numbskull. You can bitch and moan about how they've stretched the commerce clause too thin, but the fact of the matter is that those "stretchings" have MORE than held muster against numerous challenges in the courts.
If you don't like it, get the constitution changed.
Luke Morales
And I'm Santa Claus, so what?
Caleb Cruz
Retarded nigger faggots analyzing a Kenyan pottery forum.
Zachary Lopez
Yeah, the frequencies are by and large licensed out by the FCC. Certain subsets of frequencies are reserved for certain activities. You don't "buy" the frequency, but you can honestly look at licensing as being pretty similar to buying. The main downside is the circumstances under which the government can take it back and license it to someone else are a lot more liberal than they would be with other types of property.
The idea behind it is to maximize public utility rather than, as with real estate, it's perfectly fine if some piece of land in the middle of nowhere lies fallow for awhile.
That said, I'm sure you could make frequency control work on a private ownership basis. It'd just require a fuckton more litigation.