/CPD/ Scanner Christmas Edition

For all the Anons here on Christmas, let us engage in the /CPD/ General.

Reminder that there is a bad batch of PCP going around Chicago and that Christmas arrests are the bests!

>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT???
ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.

FOR YOUR LISTENING PLEASURE

>>CPD Dispatch Stream:
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web

>>Same feed with ambient music:
youarelistening.to/chicago

>>For Ambiance:
soundcloud.com/sithdemonic/sets/newwaveretro

Zone-6 (isolated scanner of worst area)
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/13262

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BACK THE BLUE
>>Get Behind the Vest donation drive:
getbehindthevest.org/
>Chicago cops aren't even issued fucking armor by their shithole city.

>>The Chicago Police Department Memorial Fund (ALSO GET SOME SWEET SWEET MERCH):
cpdmemorial.org/

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CHICAGO'S K/D RATIO:
>>Shootings ScoreboardS:
heyjackass.com
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides/
homicides.suntimes.com/

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>>Chicago Racial Demographics:
radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots

>>Chiraq Gangland Map:
wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d

>>Police Codes:
bearcat1.com/radioil.htm

>>Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/

>>Related twitter
twitter.com/spotnewsonig
twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays

Other urls found in this thread:

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twitter.com/AnonBabble

Shots fired, suspected homicide and a fire all separately called in in the past 20 min.
Why is chicago so bad?

>Why is chicago so bad?

Might have something to do with this "male black" fella they keep talking about.

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Was just about to make a topic. violence is getting really bad, even on Christmas....ESPECIALLY on Christmas. dear god what is wrong with Chicago.

>that panic
>WE NEED MORE CARS, MORE CARS!!!!

WE GOT AN ARMED ROBBERY HI-JACKING BOTS!!!!

Armed robbery or carjacking going on.

I hope nobody gets hurt on Christmas eve. These are some bad hombres.

>dear god what is wrong with Chicago.

Where thar' be Africans thar' be Africa.

Did that officer just say "he stole my vehicle"?

>Person with a gun
>two calls
>Black trailblazer parked out with a gun

Real Robert Hours commencing. Someone will die in the next hour or so.

>shootin' off fireworks.

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I saw some dumbfuck on I-55 driving the wrong way on the shoulder earlier tonight. Then he got off at the same exit as me, just on the outskirts of the city. Didn't catch the plate or I'd have called it in.

People are fucking retarded in Chicago tonight. Should be an interesting evening.

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I love how they all sound like star wars villains.

Drunk driving was rampant last night, so tonight is probably twice as bad. God bless those brave officers.

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Male blacks!

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what is it with all the officers asking for translators all the damn time? Just how mexican is Chicago percentage wise?

>Burglar alarm at church

People causing a disturbance at a "gye-roh" restaurant now.

>Drunk driving was rampant last night, so tonight is probably twice as bad. God bless those brave officers.
I've never in my life seen someone going the wrong way on the interstate. I couldn't believe what I was seeing. If the folks weren't in the car with me and had seen it themselves I'm not sure I would've believed it myself.

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>MERRY CHRISTMAS
On frequency! Yes!

>man threatening suicide; just lost his job and his mother passed away
F

>Male threatening to kill himself
>He just lost his job & his mother just passed away
>On Christmas

>Classic Robert
Merry Christmas Gents.

>lost his job and his momma
he's going to an hero

>Just how mexican is Chicago percentage wise?

25% is what they admit. Considering most of them are probably illegal and don't exactly participate in the census it's likely over 30%

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2 shots fired.. ah ah ah.

Shieeeeeeeeetttttt

I hope he's ok. Knowing chicago though it's best if he just moves like everyone else. I don't think the city has many middle class left, let alone white people.

So serious question, WILL donald trump be able to fix this? Just listening to the scanner is horrifying when the cops can't understand the people calling for help. Will he crack down on "sanctuary" cities when the wall goes up?

To be fair, that is legally correct. Just because you are morally and factually guilty does not mean you are legally guilty

Shouldn't crime be going down now that it's getting cold?

don't forget the snow shoveling dispute, shits going down

A lot of Syrians have also been moved into Chicago

I can believe a snow shoveling dispute coming up. We had a bunch just today. Highways were not pretty earlier tonight, though in the city they're probably better.

It spikes on Holidays. 4th of july is the most insane spike. The worst night was when the cubs won. I have never heard the scanner more active than that night.

>Let a homeless into your home
>Now they're arguing and drunk

how much you want to bet a christian person got taken advantage of because it was christmas?

>Christmas Island
>On christmas
WTF?

Should be lots of residential burglaries going on tonight. Lots of people going to see family.

For the same reason, there should be a decent number of domestics tonight. People see relatives they haven't seen recently, get boozed up, shit happens.

Then you get the people who threaten to kill themselves. And the drunk driving accidents.

Nah, holidays are big business for the cops.

Are you Santa?

Why?

Tuning in to the CPD for the first time.
Just trying to relax with good music and incidents.
Anything I should expect?

Also Merry Christmas, y'all faggots.

>So serious question, WILL donald trump be able to fix this?

No. The measures required to stop the violence are illegal. You would have to use counterinsurgency methods like house to house searches, checkpoints, and curfews.

And that would only work until you left. You would have to change the black culture immensely, which probably isn't possible.

Niggers gon' nig.

I live in the south side of Chicago. Visiting family in Iowa this week. Apartment empty until Wednesday. Is my cat fucked?

Also,
>pol made me a racialist, but living in Chicago made me a racist
I literally hate niggers

>Neighbor snorting cocaine

>So serious question, WILL donald trump be able to fix this?

No.

Read Article II of the constitution. The president has no powers that can help fix this and really it's not his job.

The legislature (state and federal) has the power to call out the militia (organized or unorganized) to repel invasion or suppress insurrection and rebellion. This is a job for the legislature. Possibly a county sheriff with some balls could deputize a large posse and try to enforce the rule of law but it would be tough without the militia.

>Anything I should expect?

All of your biases will be confirmed.

Homeless guy screaming at traffic on Christmas. What a gift!
Obongo put them in.
It is unpredictable, expect at least one "shots fired" call and because it is christmas expect a few domestic disputes

>I live in the south side of Chicago. Visiting family in Iowa this week. Apartment empty until Wednesday. Is my cat fucked?
That's kind of shitty. No idea though. My dog would fucking chow through any food I left out for him within twenty minutes.

youtu.be/nhre7nkOI7M
PraiseKek had the best CPD and hurricane streams.

This is why black Africans are incompatible with the very foundation of western civilization

>Anything I should expect?

Merry Christmas to you too. Expect a lot of break ins, homeless, & suicide attempts.

>Is my cat fucked?

Only if you're an irresponsible person...don't abuse pets user. That's what bad people do.

If you live in chicago you're either a liberal, a jew, a dindu, or you're racist. There's no other categories.

No he a good boy who dindu
Just gonna need to give him serious rubs when I return

I already told you I'm a racist desu.

>Anything I should expect?

After a while you think you've heard it all then the niggers will still surprise you. The coonery in Chicongo knows no bounds.

>drunk, bipolar, and becoming aggressive

The answer is.... kinda.
He has control over 3 and 4 letter agencies (ATF, NASA, FBI, CIA, Marshalls, ect.) Additionally, he can send in more federal agents IF Illinois and the city of Chicago both want it. He can also send in agents for specific goals, so he can send in the US Marshall for federal fugitives, he can send in the ATF for illegal guns, the DEA for drugs. He can even send in the FBI or US Treasury service to go after gangs (laws put in under Clinton allows for this). But can he just put more police on the street? No.

Actually the idea of "Innocent until proven guilty" and "It is better to let a guilty man go than lock up an innocent man" is a European common law value

>Read Article II of the constitution. The president has no powers that can help fix this and really it's not his job.
Huh? No, that's not correct.

What Trump can do is allocate and set priorities for enforcement for federal agencies. The fact of the matter is federal agencies are stretched very thin but have extremely strong powers. The statutes they operate under are theoretically restricted to matters "affecting commerce", but Congress has traditionally been VERY liberal with giving the feds policing power over fairly important crimes (firearms, alcohol, narcotics, immigration). If you put task forces for all those things in Chicago, and I mean *big* task forces, you could theoretically clean the whole city up fast.

But you're probably right that it'd only last as long as the agencies kept those task forces in place.

Merry Christmas everyone. No matter how lonely I feel tonight, it warms my heart to listen in with you guys.

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2300. Shit gonna go crazy after midnight.

I'm expecting to hear some shit once the bars close.

Yep. Expect lots of DV around 2am. There is a reason people drink on Christmas

Two hugs for you, user.

Those alphabet soup agencies have little lawful jurisdiction in the sovereign states. Almost everything they do outside of federal land (for which jurisdiction has been properly ceded by the state's legislature) could be challenged in court and they would be hard pressed to prove jurisdiction.

They certainly do have jurisdiction involving foreign nationals but the legislature and (((courts))) would oppose any action against the invaders.

Oh, and of course Trump is just another Jew puppet. New monkey, same organ grinders.

Lastly, you simply can't "fix" these sub humans. Africans create Africa and Mexicans create Mexico. Short of removing them entirely Chicago will never again know first world civilization.

Lotta bars in the city stay open until 0400, though I think many or most close at 0200.

>neighbor is passed out in his car
>other neighbors beating on the walls and ceiling

Inner city folks have no empathy.

>Those alphabet soup agencies have little lawful jurisdiction in the sovereign states. Almost everything they do outside of federal land (for which jurisdiction has been properly ceded by the state's legislature) could be challenged in court and they would be hard pressed to prove jurisdiction.

Horseshit. The FBN and Bureau of Prohibition operated like straight-up police organizations. It's not unconstitutional for them to act like police in the states for the most part. Some shit they aren't allowed to do and many laws they're not supposed to enforce, but they can and do police shit.

>tfw niggers cant even chill on Christs Birthday

CHAPLAIN ON THE RADIO WISHING EVERYONE MERRY CHRISTMAS
>CHAPLAIN ON THE RADIO WISHING EVERYONE MERRY CHRISTMAS
CHAPLAIN ON THE RADIO WISHING EVERYONE MERRY CHRISTMAS
>CHAPLAIN ON THE RADIO WISHING EVERYONE MERRY CHRISTMAS
CHAPLAIN ON THE RADIO WISHING EVERYONE MERRY CHRISTMAS
>CHAPLAIN ON THE RADIO WISHING EVERYONE MERRY CHRISTMAS
CHAPLAIN ON THE RADIO WISHING EVERYONE MERRY CHRISTMAS
>CHAPLAIN ON THE RADIO WISHING EVERYONE MERRY CHRISTMAS
CHAPLAIN ON THE RADIO WISHING EVERYONE MERRY CHRISTMAS

>"Merry Christmas and thanks for doing God's work"
>Residential alarm in Hernandez residence.
>Commercial alarm in Discount Auto-Parts.
>"Merry Christmas."

>caller believes his 72 year old girlfriend shot herself
>she's not bleeding
>caller doesn't see a gun

>Girl friend's suicide

>traffic control needed
>lot of fire equipment over here

>cab hit two parked cars

>Merry Christmas... Merry Christmas...

I wish I knew Morse code.

What they do and what's lawful aren't necessarily the same thing. You can read in plain English what the Congress has power over and it's not much. Ditto with the jurisdiction of the federal courts.

Much of what they do would fall apart if jurisdiction is challenged.

I think it's just station ID or time. It's nothing useful. Lots of metropolitan radio relay systems do that as part of some FCC requirement in order to maintain their reservation of the frequency.

>male passed out in the snow

>What they do and what's lawful aren't necessarily the same thing. You can read in plain English what the Congress has power over and it's not much. Ditto with the jurisdiction of the federal courts.
Yes, you can absolutely read in plain English what they have power over. They have power over things affecting commerce. Drugs have an overwhelming effect on commerce. That some non-commerce activity gets swept up in that has been held to be of no moment.

Don't be stupid, user. If the Founders wanted an impotent federal government they should have made it abundantly clear in the constitution (though realistically, it would've been amended to allow that shit in the reconstruction era).

I'm not even in Chicongo.

I see, never thought about owning frequency like that.

>Domestic battery on the third floor

I'll say I'm not 100% sure, but I do remember a similar situation in college, on the city buses they had the radios on speaker all the time, and you'd hear a morse code blast every hour or so. The driver explained it as being a requirement that they either do a morse blast or verbal announcement that it's their station every period of time in order to maintain their reservation of the whole frequency. Having equipment just do a quick morse blast was a lot cheaper than something verbally saying stay off their frequency.

>Female being chased by a male screaming for help.

The Christmas islands on Christmas weew

>expect a few domestic disputes
I've heard at least 5 so far and the night is young. Apparently some female is screaming for help whilst being chased as I'm typing this, shit is crazy

I'm surprised that you can't own a frequency like someone would a web domain.

>Green station wagon in a parking lot doing donuts

>the neighbors are threatening mohammed

>If the Founders wanted an impotent federal government they should have made it abundantly clear in the constitution

You haven't actually read the constitution have you?

Try Article I section 8 for the powers of the legislature for starters. The whole (((interstate commerce))) has been stretched awful thin with most of the bullshit happening today.

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>>Female being chased by a male screaming for help.

I'm a fucking attorney, you numbskull. You can bitch and moan about how they've stretched the commerce clause too thin, but the fact of the matter is that those "stretchings" have MORE than held muster against numerous challenges in the courts.

If you don't like it, get the constitution changed.

And I'm Santa Claus, so what?

Retarded nigger faggots analyzing a Kenyan pottery forum.

Yeah, the frequencies are by and large licensed out by the FCC. Certain subsets of frequencies are reserved for certain activities. You don't "buy" the frequency, but you can honestly look at licensing as being pretty similar to buying. The main downside is the circumstances under which the government can take it back and license it to someone else are a lot more liberal than they would be with other types of property.

The idea behind it is to maximize public utility rather than, as with real estate, it's perfectly fine if some piece of land in the middle of nowhere lies fallow for awhile.

That said, I'm sure you could make frequency control work on a private ownership basis. It'd just require a fuckton more litigation.