They're rare, but generally very attractive and usually make an effort to look good. Some are degenerate sluts and lesbians, but recently, I've seen a growing trend of traditionalists and nazis in the goth subculture. Possibly a side effect of edginess. The mental health issue can be a possible problem, although this is more prevalent in emos, and is usually outweighed by their good looks. Get out of the basement, find a goth girl and redpill her. They make good girlfriends, and as far as my experience goes, they are quite intelligent, and hate normies as much as the average Sup Forumslack. Work to impress, and your efforts will pay off. Trust me, I'm totally not a jew.
I haven't been able to find a goth and I don't know how I would.
Jackson Cook
They went extinct in 2004
Jordan Sanchez
What is your region?
Jason Mitchell
this there is just emos now
Camden Hall
They are not extinct, just much rarer, but tend to be more prevalent in certain locations.
Samuel Torres
Emo girls are good too, although much less intelligent, and usually underage, so don't get the party van coming after you.
Cameron Phillips
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Jeremiah Garcia
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Henry Baker
I feel his pain.
Lucas Sullivan
I am a 23-year old man, blonde, 6.3, looks the part of WN or Nazi, Job: Private Investigator offering dating advice.
Landon Anderson
goth is actually coming back
Aaron Myers
Actually ancap with racist tendencies, and my attitude seems to be stuck in high school.
Dylan Thomas
AMA
Jeremiah Sanders
i always assume that girls that wear too much makeup are trying to hide from their former lives as pornstars
Thomas Long
most of them are fat cows
Brody Nelson
Fuck dating advice
I wanna be a dick like you man, can you share some ins and outs of the job?
Do you enjoy film noir?
William Harris
I do have a thing for fat girls though, especially goth
Christopher Gray
a s t h e t i c is the new goth. And its way better. Thats some B- goth bish from 2002 They dont even gape their assholes. Bow to the master subculture.
Evan Reed
Yes, you nigger
Kevin Rivera
>name fagg just stfu and die, stupid attention whoring idiot
Ayden Jones
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Elijah Gutierrez
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Jackson Flores
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Isaac Richardson
Impressive
Camden Mitchell
Nigger
Grayson Turner
This. Also. You dont want them. They are blue as fuck. Stop looking at makeup. t. Old school Industrial guy
Brandon Gomez
bump
Jeremiah Williams
Well? Is it anything like the movies, can I too become a cigarette chomping stoic with a heart of gold?
Adrian Johnson
Fuck not marry.
Nicholas Barnes
Effectively, yes, if you're going for looks, I wear polo shirts and suit jackets most of the time, I drive for long distances for some cases so I would suggest wearing some sort of leather jacket for the field. And glasses, trust me, they really set the image, I look a bit like a richard spencer, so glasses are useful for blending in, and giving off an pseudo-intellectual look.
Christian Clark
Most of my cases are about minor domestic violence patterns or ethical issues, so most of my work gets done indoors. The part where image matters, is outside, on more active work. Recently, I got a call to investigate a possible occult practice a few miles north of some town in a cornfield, I'm still surveying the area now, but it's an interesting job.
Easton Thomas
goths & emo is the whitest subcultures we have besides country music
Chase Ramirez
People come to me for things that they don't want the police knowing too much about, so the weird stuff, that they wouldn't bother with. But the pay's good, and I meet a lot of new people. It also requires a lot of travelling, and long nights of searching through evidence.
Daniel Hill
True, and that's why I like it
Gabriel Morales
What's your license number?
Easton Rivera
I said private, not commercial.
Anthony Wilson
>Be metalhead >Been with plenty of Goth chicks >Have French goth grill atm as a house pet for the last 3 years >Grill is good at bringing other grills into the equation as well (Sup Forums will not support this) >Met dozens of the over the last 3 years >Every >Single >One >Repulsed by the thought of dating a nigger >Work out regularly >End up working as doorman at a lot of shows/events for these people now >Nignogs on the street see hot goth grills inside having a blast and inquire about what's going on >Tell them it's a prepaid event and closed to admissions >Bands thanks me for keeping the riffraff out on the side Sup Forums is probably too fucking autistic to grasp the idea of pursuing a woman namefag OP. Especially since a good portion of their desired mate unicorns are like a character from a fucking chic tract. Or they're fat neets who will throw out the ol' muh degenerate smokescreen and wait on muh perfect christian waifu.
Joseph Gray
It has been posted online so it must be true. >House pet Those are some words neckbeards use, you're probably fat alone shitposting from a basement.
Lincoln Lee
Ikr, It's sad to see. Good on you though, and I don't even condemn taking multiple GFs at the same time if they're ok with it. Good to know they won't be with niggers. Nice work.
Elijah Foster
Get lost croat!
Bentley Williams
They make my peepee hard
Tyler Lewis
unffff That's what I think
Kayden Gomez
The shaders still look uncanny on these Gen8 figures, albeit the poses are getting very lifelike. You need to use specific iray HDR domes like this, and it helps if the figure is not looking directly at the virtual camera.
Also, chaps, trust me, you do not want a goth gf. They are LARPing for the most part, and drop that stuff very quickly.
William Flores
> this has always been the case friend. Btw where can we coordinate?
Alexander Hill
Are you sure, you must mean the ones from britbongistan. They are no good, My experiences in england have all been bad.
Bentley Clark
Nah it's a term I use for a female living with me. >Good to know they won't be with niggers. Nice work. Doing my part. In all honesty I don't have to keep them from niggers. Like I said every one I've met are repulsed by niggers and niggerdom. Nigger culture runs completely opposite to their subculture. No need for my intervention. >aking multiple GFs at the same time if they're ok with it. That's always the case. We usually lay out the ground rules right from the get go and try and make sure there's not going to be any sort of infidelity on the female's part (surprisingly there's still been a few) And we've outright declined females that would have been doing shady shit. And that's mine and my GF's rule. No dudes are allowed to get involved with mine though. No one touches my candy.
Isaac Adams
You just got you peepee hard watching so black dress girl dancing and you sperging out>"U...hh t...they like nazi right?? s..s..s..sstill have to ask le Sup Forums though, before I burry my cock in her of course." if you want to know how white supremists look like from a goth perspect, watch the following and know, yes, it's the deformed midgets. youtube.com/watch?v=YnbOhSGVbRg
Noah Cooper
Blackpilled.
Luke Russell
You seem like you've got it made, Out of curiosity, what region are you in? I'm usually in Cascadia, around Washington, always rural areas, I hate cities, too dirty and gay, and the afore-mentioned Niggers.
Jack Turner
I fucked few times Goth girl in 2011 she was very clever but i couldnt redpil her so i left her like every other girl in my life.
Luis Fisher
Out in South Dakota. We run around the scene here, Omaha and Minneapolis (two lefty shitholes there). But we have people in the scene from Washington that come through here once or twice a year touring. Kept nignogs out of their shows. Unfortunately I'm smack in the center of a city atm. About to jump ship and go back innawoods.
Brandon Wilson
Good idea. I moved out here as soon as I turned 16, I wanted to get away from Chicago, Living there for a few years made me realize that being a tolerant loser was getting me nowhere, and eventually I got pissed and saved up enough money to move out here and live with my friends. I have my own house now, but rural life is so much better than city life. I haven't seen a nigger in a month. Although there are a lot of leftists here.
Dylan Perry
Would a goth/emo girl have a higher chance of indulging by giantess vote fetish than a normal girl?
Jaxon Long
Goth and alternative girls are massive fucking slags.
I was into that scene when I was a teenager, the girls will fuck anything in black and are happy to have threesomes and get used like trash.
Christian Bennett
Yes, do you like that?
Julian Adams
>tfw goth chad because i went back to my roots of metal and alternative music and songwriting and now i get all the goth and emo bitches wet
feels good my nigger
Nathan Hill
this is my concern
Charles Jenkins
also i lift and am 6'2" 220 pounds of pure chocolate*
*mostly white
Leo Morris
Old metalfag here, used to be addicted to goth grills even though they were always crazy and broke my heart. Nowadays I know to stay well away from 'alternative girls', things that used to be a sign she'd be fun to drink with are now signs that she's probably a massive SJW.
Brody Reyes
I've never been very tolerant. I spent my life living between winter nogs in Mi and feral southern nogs in TN and GA. Good on you having your own place. Have mine on the market here. Probably going to drop the price to break even on what's left of here soon just to be rid of it and go back down south. >the girls will fuck anything in black and are happy to have threesomes and get used like trash. The problem is in you britbong. If you can't dick a grill and then become her entire world then that's your fault. You have some self improvement to do. That's the problem with you faggots. You think you're entitled to a mate. brofist You might wanna check fetlife there friend. No need to be concerned if you're not a pussy. Just don't be.
Jeremiah Watson
I don't know about goth but the emo scene was full of hedonistic slags, also both men and women would experiment with the opposite sex quite often.
I would rather have a girl who dresses and behaves like pic related.
William Martin
>anything in black
Brayden Hughes
fetlife is full of fucking psychos and old people 2bh
Logan Powell
What do you think he is? hmm?
Joseph Walker
a lost soul
i could write some deep poem about this but would anyone really want to read it
Jordan Edwards
yeah do it lad
Landon Gray
For a wife, I would want a girl that dressed like that. But that goth girl sure as hell is fun in bed. You know the saying... "Angel in the kitchen..."
Brandon Martin
The problem here, is not getting murdered. The place is full of psychos, and there is an abundance of creepypasta that comes from this area. This place has a low population density, and a very high disappearance rate. That's one of the reasons I became a P.I. because there's money to be made. But so far I blame stupidity for most of the cases.
Lucas Ross
I hope you find your grill in your pic Port. >also both men and women would experiment with the opposite sex quite often. The men doing it were faggots. True. They need good vetting filters. Hell we ended up meeting a chic who we then came to find out used to do beastiality vids on there. GTFO there real quick. It got weird when we went to her place, her baby's daddy was some chubby styxxenhammer looking cuck playing super metroid on twitch, then figure out there's a toddler in the mixup. Then find out about previous dog fucking. Mission aborted directly after meetup and coffee.
Aaron Robinson
But on the upside, I find a whole lot of goth girls who have come here for the whole eerie feel of the place, and for the stories, to see what's so weird here. After living here for a few years, I got used to the weird shit. But I still keep a CZ on me at all times, just in case.
Easton Long
Can you share some cool PI stories man?
Ethan Richardson
yesÇ no one else is worthy
Charles Adams
Sure, what kind of stuff?
Joshua Price
Whatever cases you found interesting, I guess. Not basic insurance fraud, is my wife cheating on me etc I don't know exactly what else you lads get up to
Noah Bailey
I considered PI work to the point of finding out what was needed in my state. I could easily do the work considering old Sup Forumstard days of doxxing /internet detectiving everything under the sun any chance I got. I've considered northern washington. I've actually got people there. I've just had an aversion to it really. It fits my no state tax criteria though for living. I'd honestly be happy buying an innawoods fixer upper house. I can do any building myself besides electrical work and half of the basic shit I can do. Installing water heaters etc. Dad and Grandpa made sure I was helping them do handiwork when I was a kid. Or using me as a labor force. Hated it then but I thank em now and understand. Just like they said I would.
Nicholas Brown
So you mean the weird shit right? I don't exactly have a long list of strange cases that I've worked on, but I have a few stories from friends and co-workers,.
William Lopez
Here in Germany, they are usually degenerate sluts
Gavin Torres
Grasping at an illusory portrait Animated by dust Circling a drain of despair Hoping, praying Wishing for an alternative Help is not on the way
Lost soul Searching constantly Wandering endlessly Finding false hope Emptiness staring him in the face Repeating, holding on to ideals
all i could think up at 4am lad
Robert Perry
true
Sebastian Lopez
Ha I'm 5'7my gf is a 20 year old goth,feels good man
Jonathan Cox
Nice lad, quite gothy too so it's fitting
Jeremiah Powell
Weird shit is always good. Stories from your mates are welcome. Just pop out whatever stories come to mind when you tihnk of PI work.
I've been looking into getting into that line of work.
Grayson Murphy
Sometimes i think of posting my poems on /lit/ or something but then i remember that i will be called a faggot and/or have my material stolen and think hmm maybe i should keep it to myself
Parker Williams
So, There was this one time, back a few months ago, October I think, when I got a call about a problem. Not just any problem, an occult practice problem. (no surprise) Is there anything else to do in northeast Oregon. The guy said stuff about a possible kidnapping, and people drawing weird shit on various grain silos.
Lucas Hughes
It's almost got a haiku-feel to the (timing? I don't know the right words for poetry)
Ian Diaz
Sage
Ryder Garcia
What kind of stuff where they drawing? Symbols? And did you find much?
Wyatt Long
>tfw trans goth nazi
Lucas Sanders
/lit/ is fucking terrible
Isaiah Scott
desu a lot of people into goths are just into pale women with dark hair (patrician if they have light eyes).
Ryan Walker
So I got a small group of friends together and said we were going out for a road trip to a small town south of Walla Walla. We took off to a mostly uneventful day. When we arrived, I dropped off 2 of the friends at a bar, to keep them occupied, while my other friend, who was quite skilled, stayed with me. We headed off to one of the farms mentioned. We arrived, and confronted the owner, who made the first phonecall. Some oldfag with a dog. He invited us in, and explained the situation better.
Brandon Wright
They can be really hot, but they sleep around, are usually very liberal and messed up. They are also big into drugs.
The thing to remember about scene girls is that they go after people within their scene. You have to have a particular look to do anything for them. You need to at least look Goth,Metal or Punk to get their attention.
Colton Collins
The most racist person I know is a 6-foot tall, 30-year old goth woman. She's openly hostile towards globalism/open-borders, pro-immigration nonsense and comes out with Sup Forums-tier stuff about Jews all the time, but plays it off as a joke well enough not to drive our normie-tier friends away. Unfortunately she's also a bit of a tart and has no intentions of getting married or having kids, so whatever.
Wyatt Nelson
it truly is the best combo, especially green eyes >tfw pale with jet black hair and bright blue eyes
Jacob Parker
What the hell are you?
Jonathan Ramirez
i had an ex (who was 9 years older than me and i am already mid 20s) that said "i usually always vote democrat but the democratic party is taken over by psychos now"
she would watch alex jones with me and hated SJW faggotry, but she was probably doing sketchy stuff behind my back. our relationship ended when i found her on a date with another man after i went to watch and enjoy a wholesome baseball game with my dad and brother
pic might or might not be related
Joshua Sanders
Could I please have her phone number
Kayden Moore
Yep. Those things are tribalist as fuck. You'll never be normie mcnormieson with a crazy looking goth/punk slut gf.