Kobayashi-san no Maid Dragon

I want to make Kobayashi into a mom!

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Reminder that tooru > everyone

She's already a mom

Was she going to smell the clothing?

post more depressed kobayashi

She's already licking it every day tho

First for Lucoa

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She'd be the best slutty mom.

when people think Lucoa is "thicc" because HUGE TITTIES

Kanna is my daughter.

Paizuri rimjob

The cute and sweet family moments are probably my favorite parts of this series.

Someone needs to edit this with a kamikaze attack or anything from WW2 Imperial Japan.

what

I want her to make me into a mom.

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Genki girls are great.

Something like this :^)

I'm going to impregnate Kanna.

fucking beautiful

>tfw this angle emphasised how sexy kobayashi's legs actually are

She's pure sex baby

I hope a dragon slayer kills Tohru soon.
Chaos Dragons are a plague to all of existence

I hope Kanna isn't Chaos

t. Elma

She's confirmed onee-san

Did you fall for the Lucoa meme?

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who would you rather go drinking with after work?

They both seem pretty fun but seeing Elma get drunk for what is probably the first time time would be cute.

Tooru's are better

Thick meme is a good meme.

Both really

can you guys even imagine Kobayashi being pregnant with her hair down and a maternity dress? I always see her as a dude so imagining her being feminine makes me flustered

I hate drunks and Elma would be too busy eating to drink, so Elma.

The one that I could coerce and bully into having intense cream pie sex with.

My wife is so sexy!

Elma, I mean you don't even need to bully her, just say your semen is a delicacy or something.

>cream pie sex
>having sex in a bakery

That's not very hygienic

>Not fucking clowns

talking about maids vs presenting Elma with 3 different condoms we could use

I'll go with the latter

keep your private stash to yourself, Tohru

>presenting Elma with 3 different condoms we could use
How many penises does she have?

Kobayashi is NOT for fug

How the...how did you reply to me without the (You)? What wizardry is this?

It happened again. The fuck?

(You)

Tohru disagrees.

I couldn't look away from her legs when she sat like that.

Well that one worked. The fuck is wrong with the post with the pic? It's mine, but it doesn't give (You)s on reply. Mysterious.

Perception blocking magic. We're all dragons here.

>he doesn't know the new way to reply without giving (You)s

Shit, I want to fuck Kobayshi now.

Are you using 4chanX? I think it fucks up and forgets which posts are yours sometimes. Or maybe it's the main site that does that, either way.

Wouldn't surprise me. I tend to not pay much attention.

Yeah I'm using it. First time I've seen that though. Freaked me out. Oh well.

>now

She doesn't come off as a very athletic person, I figure her naked body would be far less appealing.

I think she's more skinny than athletic.

>Want to search pixiv for pics of Kobayashi
>her names in the fucking show, so she's tagged with everything

Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

If she ate Tohru's tail, would she become thick?

Don't you dare make her thicc. She's perfect the way she is.

Kobayashi is low key thicc. Check those thighs.

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Literally perfect

how do you get a girl like Kobayashi to marry you?

You don't. I wish it was possible.

Kobayashi is the kind of girl that will never marry

Mother of Dragons

>Dragonslayer shows up at Kobayashi's office one day, claiming to be the manager of the "overseas branch"
>Is this Brad Pitt blonde bishonen that emits physically tangible sparkles
>ticks off Tooru by hitting on Kobayashi (he gets it humorously wrong and is constantly shot down)
>none of the chorogons can do shit to him because of his enchanted holy armor and dragonbane shield
>right before he kills Tooru with his holy avenger, Kobayashi throws an empty can at him and he trips
>mellows out after getting tonguelashed by Kobayashi, seeing as the dragons are under control
>sticks around to make lame passes at Kobayashi (that don't work), saturate the office with bishie sparkles and overall be a nuisance
>voiced by Sugita, speaks entirely in Engrish

Financial stability and good cooking

Bwom

Your daughter is slow for her species

I can't decide which one I want to be more

If it wasn't for the dragons she would become the weird lonely cat lady.

>you'd make a great parent! Go out and reproduce!

She doesn't even need to go out. She has a perfectly willing dragongirl at home waiting for her.

So, when do you think Kanna is going to let Saikawa drink her blood that way she can become immortal?
I mean, she obviously wants her lover to stay with her forever, right?

>90% of the threads are about Kanna and Kobayashi

>Not about best goddess

You mean shota slayer

Looks better if you crop it.

I want to sit on her chest and rape her breasts.

But I also want her to sit on my face and put fingers in my butt while she suffocates me and gives me a vacuum blowjob.

I now need an endlessly line of tooru happly going from left to right.

Would you suck Lucoa's penis?

m8 I love Lucoa but you're crazy if you think this is true. Half of the threads start out as Lucoa threads and the other half turn in to them.

Of course.

but she already has both of that

It's probably too thick for my mouth

how soft do you think it must be between their two chests?

You should still try.

Absolutely but only if she can make my excrement into gold afterwards

it'd be softer between their cheeks

I'd love to be between their cheeks

The ones on their faces?

really needs a haters gonna hate text in it

It really doesn't.

why is she so perfect?

what does tohru see in kobayashi?

being really unbearably normal doesn't seem like a plus

She pulled a sword out of her back.

i could see how that inspires gratitude but not animalistic lust