/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - MERRY CHRISTMAS EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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>It's the most wonderful time in 8 years
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>Joe is Joe Christmas Songs pastebin.com/0znNg4MM

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DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania 2017 Christmas Message 12/25/17
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>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania taking kids calls to NORAD 12/24/17
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>Pres Trump Christmas Eve messages to the troops 12/24/17
youtu.be/pM4Ozj0Zi6w
>THANK YOU PRESIDENT TRUMP 12/22/17
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>Pres Trump motorcade en route to Mar-A-Lago 12/22/17
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>Tiffany in Palm Beach FL 12/22/17
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>Pres Trump arrives in Palm Beach FL 12/22/17
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>Pres Trump departs DC 12/22/17
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>Pres Trump signs Tax Bill 12/22/17
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>JCS Chair Gen Dunford Christmas message 12/22/17
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>EnergySec Perry Christmas Message 12/22/17
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>UN Amb Haley @UNSC on NoKo 12/22/17
youtu.be/mwP9wGooQYw
>Turtleman casual friday speech 12/22/27
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>WH Video: VP Pence in Afghanistan 12/22/17
youtu.be/ckpS1CsVnMA
>Pres Trump flies through a flock of birds on Marine1 12/21/17
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>Pres Trump visiting the wounded @Walter Reed 12/21/17
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>Pres Trump wishes Merry Christmas to everybody 12/21/17
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Merry Christmas

Who has the best First Lady?

Santa isn't real

Merry Christmas and always AWOO~

We do, no contest. Argentina's not bad though.

Migrating to the new thread when the other one is up is immoral and illegal

I've been hungover all day and I needed the (you)s for energy

I didn't get my present

AWOOOO

Merry Christmas Anons !!!

best awoo ive seen in awhile

wanta paws is heading back to the north pole after a successful sortie

>tfw your fren goes to bed when you get on

I-I just got here

Daily Reminder that Jews tell their kids that Santa Claus hates their family for being Jewish which is why they don't get Christmas Presents, ensuring that the victim complex starts as soon as possible.

Saved... And a Merry Christmas too.

That's adorable.

comfy

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You have other frens

>/PTG?
one job

i can endure their hate.

>MERRY CHRISTMAS
Today is Sir Isaac Newton's birthday. His contributions to physics are immeasurable.
Let's celebrate Newton's discoveries, not an invisible bearded man in the sky.

it's /PTG/. He did get it right.

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It is acceptable in that context but in conversation should always be typed as /ptg/, because nothing between // is ever capitalized on imageboards.

>tfw sober

Could be worse
>/ptg

Leibniz got it first.

Could be worse
/r/ptg/

do you want a rare joe user?

>tfw no gf to kiss under the mistletoe
>tfw no gf to nut inside her after christmas sex
feels bad man

Wait, nutting inside a grill is considered a seperate act from sex?

I wanted a Whack-A-Lori and all I got was Mika wearing bows on her leather nipples

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I just wanna nut inside gf too, fren. I feel your pain

>not using ptg.blogspot.com

>tfw going offline as soon as your annoying autist fren comes online

T-that's better than getting a flu and diarrhea on Christmas Day ;_;

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Glorious. Merry Christmas!

>tfw playing a complicated game in a wel known cybersex chat where you try to avoid the grill that loves her stupid American Gods style OC do not steal rp world but still play with the slightly subby girl who knows her and loves futa as much as you

>tfw didn't even put up a christmas tree this year

youtu.be/4gO7uemm6Yo

I feel you fren. I'm going to fish the pain away.

Can broken hearts be used as bait?

>spending Christmas Day at work browsing Sup Forums

I think you'll find that happens all the time.

Reminder that Trump bought dinner for his PD protectors for Christmas to thank them for their service. He is the best President.

Yes. If you post something sad it's a sure fire way to get (You)s.

damn

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this is my jam

tfw you don't live in the President Jeb! timeline.
It's fine, I guess...

Amnesty and war with Assad

Jeb strikes fear in Ar*b dogs

PD Protectors? Do you mean the Florida police department where Mar a Lago is?

Hillary would have gotten us all nuked into radioactive ash, and YEB! would have sold us into slavery to the international cabal in a desperate attempt to be liked. Thank fuck we're not in that timeline.

Even though Jeb is a Bush, I don't think that he has the energy to start war with anyone.

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you should have been rude, they werent worth it.

Why did you go to work on a regular holiday user?
Dont you Americans still take home 100% even if you dont go to work?

u n me gon fisn in dark juss a moooovn slwooo

>tfw you sit back and realize we dodged a bullet the size of the Oort Cloud

Same here.

What does 2018 have in store?
What might happen in that year?

Hopefully a gf like in that pic. but 3d

You do realize the more expensive ones are twice as big as the others, right?

I wish the great god emperor a Merry Christmas.

I'd walk onto a highway after that desu

Double pay, and there isn’t much to do since it’s Christmas

Civil War II
Commies and shitskins surrender before it starts

Been here 12 hours already

checked

Military, Sheriff's Dept. troopers, and SS specifically.
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fuggin' checked
still we'll need to slaughter a few thousand for good measure.

How nice of him

That one's going in the meme well

/ptg/ the webm

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Not the point. I screen capped that back when Jeb Fuckstick's Guac Bowles went on sale for $75. Pick whichever size you want, you cna get a fucking case of them for less than one cuck bowle.

2016 was a nightmare we are waking from. a nightmare of multiple dimensions. We will never be able to properly gauge the miracle of Trump's victory, but I've got an educated estimation, and my guts still cramp considering the alternatives.

context please

>tfw Sup Forums has taken over mainstream media
>tfw Sup Forums is more powerful than it even knows

found it on fullchon. dont know context

Did anyone survive the Hilldawg timeline?
No, did anyTHING?

I thought it was an obvious fundraising scheme, of course there'd be a 800% markup. Something has to power the slow burn of the unyielding Jeb! campaign.

He thinks he's being clever calling us Jews, the Jew was speaking about the chans as a platform for antisemitism.

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The entire charade rests on the jews not being named

>and there isn’t much to do
Spend time with your family?

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Donald is going to be a dog in the Year of the Dog.

Stay tuned!

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All jews have to do is accept some criticism but that's too much for them.

I don't think I'm being clever or anything just saying /ptg/ has lots of jews and is controlled by that PR company that is affiliated with Jared Kushner. Just like T_D Newfags should know the truth

What's with Joe's weird Puerto Rican boner?

>I thought it was an obvious fundraising scheme
Course it was. Which makes it even more ridiculous. He was , what, the second most well-funded candidate in 2016, just behind Queen Hillary? Hundreds of millions shovelled directly into the shitter while the gawky looming retard stammered and sputtered around, impressing nobody and embarrassing the rest of the dynasty. Thank fuck he was such a disappointment. Thank fuck.

Shut up