JoJo Thread

We post characters who did nothing wrong

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Diavolo

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i keep closing the tab subconsciously
is diavolo fighting?

did absolutely nothing wrong
just misunderstood

That isn't how King Crimson works.

>Drank piss
>Joined a gang
>Violently ceased control of said gang
>Killed a lot of people
He really is DIO's son.

i don't remember closing the tab tho

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What did Giorno do after he became a Gang Star? How could he run Passione without drugs to make money?

He was a coward who ambushed people, he lacked the courage to leave his house and enter the TRUE MAN'S WORLD.

You should try reading the mango sometime.

You'll find out in Part 6 when the Sons of DIO come to Pucci because of gravity

Is Jojo, dare I say, a complete deconstruction of the shounen genre?

Gyro shoots first. Ringo just wants a fair duel. See this post for further instruction

He didnt actually know what to do, thank to god the ex boyfriend of his dad killed everyone in the universe

Really, his giving 'proper challenges' to people meant basically nothing when he had the power to turn back time. From start to finish he was a coward.

was he dare i say /ourboi/

>thank to god the ex boyfriend of his dad killed everyone in the universe
How hard it is for people to NOT speedread

Turtlenareff introduced him to the SPW and the rest is history.

It's not his fault, user. Some people are just born dumber than the rest of us.

You read the manga. He challenged people to """fair""" duels that they didn't want to fight in the first place because he trapped them. He did this in order to murder them for his own self satisfaction. He was a coward who knew he always had the advantage.

Ringo was a scared man and believed that these ""fair"" duels would grant him strength to cope with the real world, he was a coward.

I bet you think the Ireneverse is the SBR-verse too

slow thread is slow

why the fuck didnt pucci meet giorno
it would have been the best fight in the entire series
fuck you araki

ur slo

Finally, someone gets it. I like Ringo a lot, don't get me wrong, but he's not some sort of honorable paragon that exists outside of good and evil like everyone claims he is. He's just a cool minor villain with a sympathetic backstory, cool power, and a really cool fight.

Yes

>giorno fight
>good

Cause it would've ended in one of them looking like complete shit

BUT HE DIDN'T GO! DAMNIT ARAKI...

Do you guys have any song headcanons/ideas for if__ David animates Made in Heaven killing the cast and the universe being reset?

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>Pucci's already seeing everyone move infinitely slow
>Girono accelerates Pucci's senses
What the fuck happens now?

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Black Sabbath, Illuso, Baby Face, White Album, Green Day.

What's the most fapworthy moment in JoJo?
It's gotta be the boss' death.

>Very Fast Pucci dying infinitely at incredibly hihg speed

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Doppio forcefully turning into Diavolo

Pretty much any moment Giorno struggled for his pathetic life, or when Risotturd got blue balled not only once but twice

We'll get the new chapter spoilers around Wednesday/Thursday right?

Emporio pummeling Pucci to death.

That just looked disturbing and painful though.

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youtu.be/4PfSBtWFaJ0 its obvious

I'm not a dirty degenerate that faps to fights and character deaths so this

I don't have SBR saved on my computer yet so I can't post pregnant Lucy

no, it was hot

It did, but it was kind of hot in a strange way.
Plus bossu got him a head massager for that.

>Doppio's brain stealing device

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i love this one in particular

muh
>you will never feel his muscles as they expand

this shouldn't make my dick tickle, but it do

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I really like this one. Not really cute, but very funny.

That one's pretty cool, but I struggle to see Jonathan wearing that unless she was caught in a pinch, she's basically in her underclothes. Dio's great though, and from what I remember that artist did some really good fem Speedwagon and Zeppeli too.

nigger you wot

>Just started act 6
>Completely fucking spoiled by this thread.
>The spoilers have only made me more interested in what the fuck is going to happen.

Get out, treasure what little you have left that's still a mystery.

Part 6 is good though, take it slow and have fun.

>>Just started act 6
>coming into a Jojo thread without finishing the series

What would sex with diavolo be like

He skips over your orgasm so you never reach climax

having the lights off is mandatory

He's probably traumatized by having sex at all because of Trish and is forever limp.

>Believing he didn't donut his own penis for betraying him

He won't have to worry about anymore of his kids finding out his identity if he chops off his knob.

thats pretty hot

Diavolo serves as a warning example to not think with your cock.

That was bullshit, and not even the fun kinda bullshit either.

Diavolo turns back into Doppio just as you're about to cum and then the pressure of Doppio's tight butthole puts you into so much ecstasy. Then you pass out and wake up buried alive in dirt with your mouth sewn shut.

>"Because I respect men!!"
What would Thoth predict then? Fem!Hol Horse leading a nearby feminist revolution against misogyny?

Literally just gender-swapped Hol Horse's canon dialog

>diavolo
>not protecting doppio from booty ravage

This reminds me, couldnt I am a Rock's ability just make a person implode? As is attracting parts of the body itself to go towards the center of his target

I had a joke but forgot it as I was posting this, so Ill just say it reminds me of Total Recall

I know it is, I wouldn't mention Thoth if I didn't that, user.

abbachio peeing into the teapot and pouring a warm cup of piss for giorno

>not having doppio ravage HIS booty

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I don't think that's possible.

Sure it is, he gets Bruno to unzip his dick for him

why did tomo zone out after realizing that jotaro wasnt joseph

He could do it if he knew he was bossu and could control his body. All he has to do is bend Diavolo's penis and put it in his ass, but it's probably too small.

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No, but with PORN, anything's possible!

Are we going to have to wait till May to find out who this fucker is

>inb4 he's a rock nigger too
Calling it now.

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me too user, me too

>runny mascara and lipstick
fucking

DIAMONDS

i hope there's art of diavolo giving a BJ with his lipstick smeared

So I just finished Eyes of Heaven and didn't really understand why it got so much hate.
I don't know why people were expecting a Part 9 story from it, it was just a fun little what-if with funny moments. Supervised by Araki is anything from 'helped write it' to 'gave it the ok.'
Valentine was a fucking badass in it, more Valentine is always good.
Gameplay is simple and fun, it really didn't feel like it was intended to be anything deep or complicated in the first place and putting it to that standard is retarded.

THEY'RE ALL ROCK SCUM
ALL OF THEM
>Gappy loses his mind and brutally murders all of Morioh from insanity and conspiracy of everyone being a Rock Human

Shit, isn't that the same hat than one of the Pillar Men's.

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I know an exact one but I can't find it at the moment

we share similar tastes

It's similar to Wamuu's yeah

it felt kinda like jojo kingdom hearts to me but not in a negative way

it was cool and fun to me.

USE THE KEYBLADE, JOHNNY
THE DARKNESS IS INFECTING KAIRI'S HEART

it get's hate cause the ending basically a rehash of SAME TYPE OF STANDO

how would it feel nutting with 4 balls?

Dark room sex in the missionary position holding hands while cumming

The same type of stand thing isn't bad in the first place, Dio loves going on about how he and the Joestars are forever linked, that blowing up in his face is perfect.