>be Tom Curran >have parents that pussied out of life in Zimbabwe >pussy out of South Africa and run to England >get denied your first test wicket with Warner on 99
Why are Brits so pathetic?
Lucas Harris
She's the go-to-girl I get whenever I ask this.
Zachary Robinson
Daily reminder that boomers are scum and everything wrong with Australia.
>also
How did Sydney become so cucked that they needed to park semi-trailets around their mall entry's to prevent cars of peace?
William Adams
Margot Robbie is not attractive, even compared to regular Aussie girls she looks like a man
Australian women destroy themselves before they hit 20, that's why they look so rough at a post-highschool age....
Nathan Thompson
Get the fuck out of here, you fucken faggot
Chase Garcia
>who is Miranda Kerr >who is Jennifer Hawkins
Isaac Robinson
they work fine as long as there's a suitable exhaust point - they blow a lot of hot air out the back
noisy as fuck too, because the compressor and everything is right there in the room with you instead of fucking off outside
Jordan Murphy
Is there porn of Aussie-Chan yet?
Cameron Jones
>Tfw looking at the direction of Australia
Daniel Smith
What's the gist of the Boxing day test story cunts? just don't want to have to bleach me eyes after reading a Catherine McGregor piece, dirty tranny poofter thing it is.
Angel Butler
Grab a phone book for country Victoria.
Luke Morales
>Nicole Kidman >Jennifer Hawkins >Miranda Kerr
But I thought fags were against appearance-shaming?
Xavier Morales
beat me to it
Blake Peterson
The fuck is wrong with her nose... Body's great, but her nose knocks off 5 points. 3/10 I'll fuck you in the ass until you develop feelings for me and then Ill dump you like the petrol huffing bitch you are
Nolan Roberts
Why do people get so excited for boxing day sales? All the deals seem pretty average
Alexander Walker
I'm starting to see why cunts used to bash fags
Daniel Hughes
>Nicole Kidman Ugly ginger >Jennifer Hawkins Who >Miranda Kerr Literally has an ass on the end of her nose Who's the real faggot?
Connor Morgan
Boomer hype in the hope we'll rush out and buy more shit so their economy keeps chugging just that bit futher.
Elijah Baker
>starting Where have you been this year?
Levi Jackson
Chinks
Christian Murphy
Is there any salvation for Australia at this point or will Australia be part of Asia in the near future?
Gabriel Ortiz
I want to fight all you
I fuking hate you all
fuk you
Charles Turner
Just think, all of their kids voted in favor of legalization. Karma's truly a cunt
Jace Hernandez
seppos are by far the worst race
Tyler Reyes
Suck my ass 52%
Michael Evans
I will rip ya scrotum from your body and make you wear it as a hat, you filthy fucking degenerate
Christopher Hughes
The fuck duck is boxing day?
Jose Gutierrez
no one wants you here chinky
Dylan Lewis
I know why you use the fag flag...
Daniel Rivera
>>Thousands of Australians to spend big during Boxing Day sales
All stupid fucking gooks and muzzies that are too dumb to know it's boxing day. I went to Woolies and the Bottle-O today I was the only Aussie there. Fuck me I'm over living in China.
Kevin Reed
ahm just drunk m8 i can't help myself
you all be nice ok? yuo dont need to be mean all the time
Adam Allen
Emu war
Brandon Hughes
>virgin semi-trailet >chad b--double
David Bell
Top bait
Carson Martinez
TIL Queensland voted for gay marriage. How? I thought they were the most conservative of the states in Aus.. It may be all over for our brothers
Jack Torres
that's the thing with you seppo cunts you take everything to heart
have another cold one and lighten up mate, you're going to be the next brazil
Jayden Nguyen
Useful idiots who will be gulaged when China takes control. Or it gets repealed if we successfully fight off the invasion and unfuck ourselves.
Live it up while you can, it won't last.
Eli Howard
>be nice
calling ya mates cunt is being nice Jamal
Adrian Barnes
>paying the pub jew.
Juan Hughes
Because of the fucking university cucks. Fuck me I go to QUT and I was accosted in front of the lecture hall to vote for this shit. I said I voted no and I nearly got thrown off campus for saying anything to the ACTUAL Social Marxist group allowed on campus.
Robert Sanders
You thought wrong. NSW had the highest No vote since it's the state with the most immigrants.
Muslims, Indians and Chinese are the last bastions of conservatism in this country. You're welcome.
Jacob Murphy
based gutteroil goblins!
Landon Clark
Most Aussie celebs are shallow as fuck bogans. No self respecting attractive and smart woman would want to join that lot.
William Miller
>>Thousands of Australians to spend big during Boxing Day sales
Asians, it is like 99 Asians for every actual Aussie
Matthew Foster
hahaha I was in this thread :)
Christopher Murphy
Australian men are objectively hotter, I don't care how straight you are
Evan Myers
Got given some gook beer for Christmas. My family is pozzed as fuck.
Benjamin King
All nationalists should tune into Triple M on Australia Day. Make this the largest radio event in Australian history and get these fucking overpaid DJs sacked.
archive.is/334N6 >Wil Anderson isn't the only high-profile Triple M personality to distance himself from the network's "Ozzest 100". >Other presenters, both publicly and privately, have expressed their dismay after the station took a jab at Triple J for changing the date of its Hottest 100 countdown out of respect for Indigenous Australians. >Radio royalty Mick Molloy and Jane Kennedy recently told listeners they believe Australia Day shouldn't be held on January 26. >"I'm speaking for myself here, but I would like to see Australia Day moved so everyone can enjoy it," Molloy said. "If you want to do it, include everyone. Keep the public holiday, remove the date and everyone can enjoy it together."
Cooper White
I got like 6 casings of cruisers. Sure it's poofters mouthwash but they're so delicious
Xavier Williams
Isla Fischer Naomi Watts
Asher Lewis
Poof. Yeah they are good.
Grayson Kelly
Unequivocally you.
Zachary Harris
I liked the Guava ones when I was younger but I haven't drank a Cruiser in about a decade.
Gabriel Garcia
have any of you boys had the new dominos new yorker pizzas yet?
Julian Phillips
go away fags
Brandon Long
no
Jordan Myers
wait hold on, how can a fag determine if a woman is attractive or not?
well b8ed
Charles Cook
>Implying I'm a chink Having a good kek at you cunts whining about chinks like the yanks blaming the sheckleniggers
Brandon Nelson
They pump out new flavors every now and then. I love the blue ones and you can never go wrong with raspberry
Liam Ward
they used to be good in the 90s and before, i guess
now it's just slapping a new name on the same sale they've been running for two or three months in the hopes we'll cave and buy some more shit
Christopher Hughes
screens aren't ideal but if you have no other choice I suggest you get some corflute to cover up the area. use some duct to seal the edges. be careful of the water that the thing will piss out
>A police officer questioning a teen shoplifter has been surrounded by a gang of youths and assaulted at a Melbourne shopping centre. >A 16-year-old boy has been arrested for theft and police are searching for a second youth over the assault on the police officer at Highpoint Shopping Centre on Tuesday afternoon. >Police say the officer was arresting the 16-year-old when he was assaulted by a second teen before being surrounded by a large gang of youths of African appearance. >The officer was treated by paramedics at the scene.
Adam Gomez
Is this shopped cos i’m diamonds.
Jaxon White
>Police say the officer was arresting the 16-year-old when he was assaulted by a second teen before being surrounded by a large gang of youths of African appearance.
Jonathan Walker
KYS you filthy mongrel
Jacob Ortiz
Channels 9 and 7 shill these "sales" on their news programs every year. People are sheep.
Cooper Johnson
I wonder if cops enjoy all the pozzing. Probably makes their lives more interesting than just doing cunts for DUI and speeding and overall it probably makes our cops tougher and more professional.
Chase Roberts
Melbourne. What a surprise
Dylan Flores
Jesus Christ, most patently obvious evidence that Australian real estate is only available to Chinks I've seen. Our boomer politicians deserve to be torn limb from limb for selling away our future like this.
Austin Lopez
being in the army reserve to patrol the streets
Logan Baker
What suburbs are the shittest in Melbourne lads?
Also, that African gang bashing only happened in the last hour.
