Jews impersonate European people all the time. Why can't we do the same? Last I checked it's not illegal. Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, after all.
Swallow your pride, use subterfuge, and act like them. It's not exactly the European way, but spying and influencing public opinion has always worked for the Israelis. We might have to sink to their level to free ourselves.
The only people that don't hate jews are people who don't have to live around them. Bring the jew to them.
If you're already circumcised and bitter about it, this is your chance for revenge.
Step 1:
Buy a jew hat online and one of those jew necklaces while you're at it
Step 2:
Invite all your friends out for a drink on whatever jew holiday is coming up
Step 3:
When your mates arrive at the bar, announce that you have taken a DNA test and found that you have jewish heritage
Step 4:
If you have liberal friends, they should congratulate you on your conversion to Dickheadism, as they now have a new and interesting friend that will make them seem more diverse and progressive.
Remember: to white liberals, 1 jew friend = 2 black friends. Liberals love to be seen with the world's most oppressed people.
Step 5:
Enjoy your new life as a dirty jew
>Quit paying for stuff
>Threaten to sue
>do your best to always be seen with a bagel
>Stop shaving and showering
>whine constantly
>make any joke you want as you were an oppressed slave 2000 years ago in Egypt and the blacks were pharaohs
>steal
>offer to loan friends money with interest
>Be insufferable
>Talk loudly about your plans to create a new world order and send stupid goyim to fight for Israel
>Mock the US military to their faces and try to get your ass kicked
>Shamelessly perv on blonde lolis IRL
>claim antisemitism when you get called out
>Whine about the Holocaust constantly to the point that it becomes suspicious
If you do step 5 correctly, your friends should all hate the jews by the end of the month