Bakuon

Hey kid, wanna ride a bike?

I'd ride Onsa, if you know what I mean.

Piggyback?

yes

I want to sex the Hane-chan.

Me on the bottom.

literally me

You can ride your own Onsa (used) for only $500!

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I'd ride this suzuki.

Don't take advantage of the mentally ill.

I'm sure I kind find you a very reasonably priced bike.

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Most would

you mean an autobike?

Fuck off with your shitty "bikes".

Superman

Lewd jew

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But I don't know how to ride a bike.

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Yes. And I'm not taking you with me