Childhood is liking cowtits, adulthood is realising flat makes more sense

Childhood is liking cowtits, adulthood is realising flat makes more sense

This looks like a dude.

wrong

Not being a pleb is realising that all 2D girls are perfect.

Loli, milf, tomboy, cowtits, flatchest, etc...

This user gets it

Disgusting

That's literally the body of a male.

Best body.

Fag.

my brother

Needs at least a B cup and then we're good to go. You need a handful irl.

I'll take anything marginally warm and able to respond to me at this point

As long as a girl has decent hips/ass/thighs her chest is of literally no importance.

Both flat girls and big chested girls are treasures as long as their ass is good.

Kill yourself, faggot.

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>Over the years, I've realized that being gay is the only way of me getting laid

I wouldn't class myself as an ass guy, but this is true. There's nothing worse than a rectangular body shape.

>irl

>calling people virgin

Yup im on neo normalfags Sup Forums alright.

This guy faps

Truly one of the ascended brothers.

There are some very nice flat girls out there.

Loki isn't one of them.

Hmmm...

I really want to agree, but there are some truly disgusting 2D girls out there. Granted, they're mostly drawn by degenerate western fetish artists, but still...

I mean this should be common sense no? I always saw Sup Forums as board who love anything 2D.

Of course im talking anime/manga only.

What truly matters is if she has a nice butt.

I'm not the biggest fan of pettanko but I can like it. The problem is many of its fans don't post girls with a more conventional 'womanly' figure, usually something more niche like loli or OP's post.

I prefer half-elf ass.

What matter most is the softness.

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Please, PLEASE let this childhood-adulthood meme be a bannable offense.

There is so many memes that I no idea where they are coming from.

Im guessing this one is some stupid Sup Forums shit?

Cow tits < flat < small sized breasts (A-B cups)

This is just a fact of life, it can't be helped.

Wrong, theres one thats always above the others
and thats your wife

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>OP posts shota
>Claims he doesn't like breasts now
What did he mean by this?

Big tits or go home.

No time for chestlets.

this

Finally, a sensible post.

I have no time for assfags aka plebeians of the highest order

That girl looks like she has a big meaty butt behind those gull-wing hips though

Tits and ass are good but you need good legs

A girl with gross legs is shit no matter how stacked her butt and breasts are

She also needs to have a dick

I thought this was the bitch from Free!

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>adult is turning gay

Don't drink the (((punch)))

I remember when there used to be a time that would have grossed me out but now all I can think about is how much I want to suck her dick and drink her cum.

>liking girls with tits the size of the rest of her body
>liking concave
There are lines that should never be crossed user.

I know that fucking feel

I miss that show.

western never counts.