how do I become cool like Mr. Kaji, so cool that even after my PTSD-ridden ex gf realizes remind her of her dad she always gets back to me, even if years afterwards?
How do I become cool like Mr. Kaji...
Zachary Perez
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Xavier Perez
watermelons son
Camden Thompson
I always wanted to know this as well.
Samuel Collins
Become the most skilled intelligence agent in the world in order to hone your charisma.
Chase Bennett
How do you get charisma while being a virgin?
Jack Diaz
Drink a charisma potion (alcohol).
Charles King
That's what I'm gonna call it from now on.
Anything else?
Carter Rivera
Alcohol does nothing to me, just makes me feel dizzy
What am I doing wrong
Adam Wood
Drinking too little
Jaxon Long
I drank almost half of a whisky bottle a few weeks ago and the only thing it did was make me act like even more of a sperg than usual
Kevin Ward
Get a wingman and do it in a place where other people are also heavily intoxicated.
Cameron Jones
Fuck off Reifag
Dylan Price
Kaji is so cool
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Thomas Morgan
After watching that. Yeah same.
Ayden Long
Kaji's coolness comes from inner-confidence. The whole message of EvA is to love yourself and accept the risk of loving others. Kaji does this freely and openly. It's why he's so endearing, he's literally the alpha male in terms of emotional health.
Women and people will gravitate towards those kinds of people. They just have a deeply rewarding energy.
It also helps that he clearly thinks he's an absolute ride at the same time.
Basically you need to be attractive and have Olympian levels of emotional love and wisdom.
You're all fucked.
Daniel Howard
Fuck off Reifag.
Anthony Rogers
>even Asuka masturbates to Kaji every night
>tfw Kaji is literally Chad.
Oliver Barnes
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We might be seeing the dawn of a new forced meme. (There were more in the recent past but they didn't get archived for some reason.)
Julian Richardson
>city is getting the shit bombed out of it and an evacuation takes place
>"kaji-san what are you still doing here?"
>"watering my watermelons of course. id rather be between misatos fat tiddies though"
has there ever been a cooler man?
David Edwards
B A S E D
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Isaiah Ross
>Misato was fucking a surrogate version of her dad
what did she mean by this
Leo Hall
Mari isn't real I will end you
Daniel Baker
softpink
>support each other
>do not view each other as rivals >have known each other for 14 years >have cute nicknames for each other >clean record
>cute yuris
asushin
>only nickname is "ANTA BAKAAA!!!" >compete with each other
>have known each other for just a few months
>has TEN counts of abuse, attempted murder and sexual assault
>only make each other feel worse
>not yaoi/yuri
TL;DR ASUMARI IS SUPERIOR AND WILL BECOME CANON
Don't mind me, just promoting the best Evangelion ship
Jacob Rogers
Oops I reposted!
Tyler Ramirez
Shinji and Asuka knew each other for only 3 months in NGE
Only 2-3 weeks in Rebuild
Mari wins both times
Julian Moore
Is Anno trying to hint us something here?
Chase Lee
What the fuck is taking so long for the last Rebuild movie to come out anyway
Blake Baker
Eva is gay propaganda
Gavin Scott
Mari will win the Asukabowl.
Michael Hall
She's already won it
Jackson Thompson
Reminder that Shinji is canonically heterosexual
Zachary Adams
Join CIA
Henry Miller
Shin Godzilla
Asher Thompson
That's so Cute
Oliver James
the fuck is that
Blake Parker
Anno's Godzilla movie
Jayden Barnes
He already finished it though, last year
Carter Moore
>dub
Had to close the video. Really a traumatic experience.