Christmas in America

Christmas in America

Notice anything?

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Everybodys white

Uh, I mean, that's a lot of furnishes, and theres an alien, but aside from that I don't see anything odd?

It's kind of a clusterfuck.

Nothing to see here humans, I'm just a helpful little elven toymaker!

wtf

Yeah, people in the mid-west have to make their own entertainment :)

no snow

No snow/cross on side of house.

Disgusting & ugly, just like it's mutts.

I mean, the only disgusting part is the ground and trees, because, well, it's winter.

I wonder if you'll get more replies than the last time you posted this 4 days ago

>The Army of Christmas assembles,
>its time to march for war.
>Burn the heretic symbols,
>Santa deniers shall live no more.

>No place safe will they find,
>They shall slay them in their bed.
>St. Nick lashes out wrathfully blind,
>and with blood his suit stained red.

>And Christmas morn, the dead shall lay,
>in stench and sorrow and flies.
>So the disbelievers shall rue that day,
>when Santa slays those who deny.

Ya know what was a blast this christmas?

>running around for last minute gift
>notice all the decorations hanging from lamp posts
>trees with presents
>candles
>santa
>snowflakes
>star of david
>not a single cross to be seen anywhere

Everything was purchased from walmart?

What flag is that

The Griswald residence?

Kikemas decorations cost more than the house. Kikemas decorations would fill up the house.

You never saw a manger scene?

Or did you and not realize that was a Christian thing?

OH MY GOD!
HOW SHAMEFUL!
Someone with a sense of humour covered their property will silly decorations for the holiday!
HOW TERRIBLE.

Meanwhile canadian men guzzle nigger cum by the gallon whilst fucking their pet dogs in the ass and forcing their children to watch for "diversity education".

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>that ayyy towards the right

that photo is depressing af.

No snow?

The Muslim woman standing next to Santa?

jihadi

Jordan Peterson likes jews more than whites, and is only a civic nationalist as long as it serves anti-white interests?
Because that's what I see in that picture

that truck looks more expensive than the house

You’re just triggered because your car has antlers in the windows and a red nose on the grill

The guy is a jew because of the candles in the window?

>HURR DUR TREES ARE DEAD
>DUMPY DO GRASS IS BROWN
KYS

I can't speak for that user but I saw entire streets with manger scenes and completely different streets where each house had part of a gospel verse in their yard. It was incredible. I don't know how Christmas is done anywhere but the south and after this I don't want to know.

Sadly we're not as progressive as Europe. We don't have any Christmas barriers

>Christmas in America
>Notice anything?

Where are all the presents?

Nice catch, I was trying to find a david star or something.

white people are so pagan. celebrating the birth of ba'al (Genethlia) / dionysos.

Maple nigger is only doing as his wife's boyfriend requested.

No snow

No snow because of global warming.

How is yours so clear? Mine is fuzzy

Just cause it's cold doesn't mean it snows.

(You)

Your mom has antlers and a red nose on her grill.

She told him to babysit her son while she sleeps with rafiki and jamal.

always wondered where people who go crazy with yard decorations store all of it for 11 months of the year

Open the image in new tab, delete the m at the end of the link above and if it sends you to a 404 then change the jpg into png and congratulations, you now got better resolution on the screen.

Also I'm using a samsung galaxy S3 android phone from sprint.

No (((star of (((david))) ))))

I just switched to an S7 for no other reason than I couldn't find a good battery for the S3. Tried many different types, all were terrible, wouldn't last more than 1/2 day at minimal usage. How is yours holding up?

imagine having this much disposable income, and spending it all on this bullshit

no snow

get a room fags

Have a tall glass of Gatorade.. I mean another.. whew user..

(merchant)!!!

No shit... First thing I thought of. Fucking horders

I bet there is at least 4 cats in that house

Tiny house, tiny garage. He leaves it up year round

Meme flag. Always disregard.

no snow.

Nice bait, sand nigger. After seeing your women first hand up close, I now understand why so many Muslim men are closet homosexuals, and often into bestiality and pedophilia.

How do you even tell if is a man, woman, or goat with that level of body hair?

There's literally a 2 foot cross next to the doorway on the house.

Yeah no footpath.

So far my phone is holding up actually well. Just switched to a new s3 last month from my other s3 that i had with me for years since it first came out and the reason i switched out was because it was cheaper to get another s3 than to pay out like three hundred dollars to have the screen replaced since it was cracked badly. The batteries is a hit and miss but you can have multiple charged batteries with you so you can switch out the one that dies with a new one on the go which is what i liked about my phone plus it never failed on me.

Got the phone from Amazon and got extra batteries that are sprint models together for just 100 dollars along with a new case and it's still kicking. The s3 always seemed to be a perfect smartphone in my own opinion.

Crushing poverty and a complete lack of taste?

Yes it appears that by hanging a Chinese made E.T. decoy in the yard they have attracted undue attention.

See upper left maybe a satellite or plane who knows.

Not crushing if you can waste $5000 on tacky christmas decor

Kek

Christmas is the only time protestants are OK with idolotry.

It's those damned chemtrails again!

the only purpose for that "garage" is to be stuffed with all that plastic shit?
and probably the trailer too

Its the only black guys house in town and those aren't his lawn ornaments. But the rest of the town lets him steal it because they don't want to seem racist?

That would look lovely with some snow and lights.

>Ctrl+F "Jesus"
>no results
Fuck you guys. Sup Forums is dead

Merkels legos

Hi there (((american))) looks like you don't know shit about Christianity.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Advent_candle

Lol. I thought those were the designated driver service people.

It barely snows when you get south of Kansas. When it does it melts pretty fast.

Elves were aliens anyway.

Oh, literally orbiting!!!!!!