/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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>It's the most wonderful time in 8 years
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>Joe is Joe Christmas Songs pastebin.com/0znNg4MM

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NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania 2017 Christmas Message 12/25/17
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>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania taking kids calls to NORAD 12/24/17
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>Pres Trump Christmas Eve messages to the troops 12/24/17
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>THANK YOU PRESIDENT TRUMP 12/22/17
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>Pres Trump motorcade en route to Mar-A-Lago 12/22/17
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>Tiffany in Palm Beach FL 12/22/17
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>Pres Trump arrives in Palm Beach FL 12/22/17
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>Pres Trump departs DC 12/22/17
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>Pres Trump signs Tax Bill 12/22/17
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>JCS Chair Gen Dunford Christmas message 12/22/17
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>EnergySec Perry Christmas Message 12/22/17
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>UN Amb Haley @UNSC on NoKo 12/22/17
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>Turtleman casual friday speech 12/22/27
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>WH Video: VP Pence in Afghanistan 12/22/17
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>Pres Trump flies through a flock of birds on Marine1 12/21/17
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>Pres Trump visiting the wounded @Walter Reed 12/21/17
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>Pres Trump wishes Merry Christmas to everybody 12/21/17
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MAGA

*blocks your path*
What would you do?

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>MUELLER


say it with me folsk

madam preszint

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The crude death rate for European Americans is still below average. Even with the sharp rise in the crude death rate of Rural Americans who are disproportionately older European Americans.

MORNING
>Trump tweets: "Based on the fact that the very unfair and unpopular Individual Mandate has been terminated as part of our Tax Cut Bill, which essentially Repeals (over time) ObamaCare, the Democrats & Republicans will eventually come together and develop a great new HealthCare plan!"
>"WOW, @foxandfrlends “Dossier is bogus. Clinton Campaign, DNC funded Dossier. FBI CANNOT (after all of this time) VERIFY CLAIMS IN DOSSIER OF RUSSIA/TRUMP COLLUSION. FBI TAINTED.” And they used this Crooked Hillary pile of garbage as the basis for going after the Trump Campaign!"
>Francis Rooney (R-Fl) calls for a "purge" of the FBI
>Pence and Karen host members of the United States Armed Forces
>Trump gives statement for the beginning of Kwanzaa
AFTERNOON
>Melania orders large portion of historic WH tree removed due to decay
>Trump admin sanctions two senior North Korean officials
>Pro-Trump singer (Joy Villa) files sexual assault report against Lewandowski
>"""Report""" claims Trump partly blamed Sessions for Alabama Senate loss
>U.S. appeals court rejects challenge to Trump voter fraud panel
EVENING
>Trump tweets: "All signs are that business is looking really good for next year, only to be helped further by our Tax Cut Bill. Will be a great year for Companies and JOBS! Stock Market is poised for another year of SUCCESS!"
>Virginia officials postpone lottery drawing to decide tied statehouse election
>"""Sources""" say Lawmakers question businessman linked to Trump Tower meeting

When we goin to S P A C E B O I Z
You guys want a better propulsion and energy generation system ?

the russian's paid to give all those (yous) must be taking the week off.

easy fix

Ask him where his wedding crasher partner Abe was

SOON

thanks nntnn

>Trump gives statement for the beginning of Kwanzaa

why so smiley

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If the AYY LMAOS see you using propulsion systems that are propellant based you have a good chance of getting your ship shot to shit for littering.

amazin

>new executive order
>prima noctum is back

shut up

>The holocaust never happened! The modern international zietgeist is based on a lie!
>But nukes are real though! Those 1940s era movies don't look fake at all!

A redpill that even veterans have trouble with

Blow out the candles senpai!

>Abe is fun

Did he say it was a kooky Kwanzaa?

>no Trump/Abe yaoi

why go on

>meet president
>lol let me watch him through my phone
>rather than actually fucking meet the human being in front of me

R U D E

N-no, Trump..

Das gay

New years rolling in, what are we in for /ptg/ ?

can you believe hwat scaramucci did now???

Fuck Trump

Earth Dog year. magne

>no Make Alliance Stronger Again hat

why live

>hon-haka.org/

They had enough time this holiday season to redesign their site, but not to make the book.

22% of European Americans are under 18. 23% are between 18 - 34. 14.4% are between 35 - 44.

Chicago user Here. My family doesn't want to move, but I feel like staying here is a death sentence. How do I convince them that it's not safe here anymore, even on the north side?

>why go on

To Make America Great Again?

>being gay
Stop that; you should be waking up thinking of right wing thighs, not boys

Exploding trees in California and Israel.

Year of the Dog. Probably something great.

They made their choice.

You alone must Escape from Chicago.

BIG GUY??

STOP LITTERING.
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2017....what a year
>trump did things
>lost all my bros because I support drumpf.. my friends turned out to be just soyboys
>actually bought my own propety not renting like a cuck anymore
>deflowered and lost virginity to the girl I knew for 5 years since HS
>went to drumpf rally
>wasted like 500 hours on /ptg/ alone.
fuck

Trump is literally not my president

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send in the sheriff, when??

Three Words, say it with me:

>Check
>Your
>Paycheck

year of the mutt

Just don't move to Ohio or Kentucky.

Indeed, Chinese Zodiac 2018 energies are dominated by the Earth element in its Yang form. It's an eventful year, marked by security concerns and the rise of social conservative movements within society.

Many voices around the world rise to highlight the importance of the universal values of dialogue and solidarity, which are characteristic values of the Chinese zodiac sign of the Dog. Selfishness, greed and ignorance being a major source of inequalities on Earth, only a social and cultural impulse, at the individual and collective level, can give a new hope to the millions of people in the world who are still suffering from neglect, indifference and the rejection from their community.

It's pretty fucking awful; honestly though you should be trying to get them out because of the tax situation in that hellhole not just the niggers. You've got comfy Midwest states all around, there's plenty of good options. Just don't pick up without a plan and a job, that's how you end up being another wellfare nog on unemployment; by not thinking more than 30 seconds ahead.


Oh and stay the fuck outta Michigan, we're full and don't need anymore Chiraq refugees

Lifestyle and Health

The Year of the Earth Dog 2018 is a good time for lifestyle changes (time to quit smoking or change residence) and for the start of new business ventures.

However, it's also expected that some of us shall experience short periods of loneliness or transient melancholy, which should however nourish the most sensitive and most creative minds amongst us. For others, these moments can result in a flutter in the implementation of their life plans, which will then be delayed until the following year.

Individuals whose energy map of Chinese astrology elements shows excess of Water and Wood are more susceptible than others to the specific fluctuations of 2018, Year of the Earth Dog.

>lost all my bros because I support drumpf.. my friends turned out to be just soyboys
My brother had a saying, "Its lonely up at the top."

Not a waste.

After the UN tries to sneak in.

>wasted like 500 hours on /ptg/ alone.
we aren't getting big end of year checks for being here?

Money, Career and Fortune

Satisfaction and joy caused by the successful outcome of projects undertaken in the previous year, Year of the Fire Rooster, can only be fully appreciated in the context of equitable sharing of the created resources.

For people whose Earth element is predominant in their Chinese life horoscope, a particular stability through the entire year of 2018 should allow them to organize their personal and professional life more confidently and efficiently.

Remember that the primary element of the sign of the Dog is the Earth element, followed by secondary forces provided by Fire and Metal. The creative cycle of Fire, Earth and Metal means that money can come to those who decide to choose honesty and fairness in their dealings. Companies ensuring the welfare and health of their consumers, particularly through increased investments in the areas of recycling and renewable energy, will be rewarded with increased revenues.

According to the precepts of Wu Xing and the creative cycle of the 5 elements of Chinese astrology, Earth creates Metal. In order to gain in joyful fulfillment throughout the year, it’s auspicious to show solidarity and brotherhood, so that the noble and vigorous righteousness of the Earth Dog got converted into material and spiritual wealth.

The whims and eccentricities of last year (Year of the Fire Rooster) are long forgotten. Indeed, Dog Years are not conducive to waste and unnecessary expenses. In 2018, success, in love as in work, depends primarily on the quality of the communication between people, and learning that being selfless and generous can bring the promise of a more generous harvest in return.

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>be monkey in africa
>swinging from trees and shit
>only ever seen niggers
>meet a bunch of white people
>get in space ship and go into outer space
>ZeroGravityMonkey.gif
>come back to earth
>become famous

Social justice and innovation

Repeated once every 60 years in the Chinese calendar, the Year of the Earth Dog is a powerful marker in men and women's lives, offering when it occurs a new interpretation of our human condition. Strength of character, education, morality, social life, health and caring for our elders are all fundamental questions which should be revised and improved during this pivotal period. The emergence of new authors and philosophers, as much as the reissue of forgotten texts by great classical writers and poets, should wake up and feed this collective awareness.

We can also expect to witness the birth of new ambitious industrial projects, completely remodeling the modes of production and exploitation of energy resources, particularly in the field of solar energy, which now matured enough to become one of the main cheap sources of electricity both in transportation and at home. All initiatives showing their contribution to reducing pollution and improving the quality of life are encouraged and funded by most states, major industrial and financial institutions worldwide.

Actions based solely on individual drive and demagogy are unmasked and rejected by the majority, giving way during this period to the more universal values of empathy and social justice.

The Earth element in its Yang form, associated with the Chinese zodiac sign of the Dog, just as a mountain watching over humans living on the edge of her dress of stone, vibrates from inside with the tremor of truth and justice, even for those of us who don’t want to hear it.

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Love relationships and Family

In 2018, the meaning and importance of family are critical to the realization of the aspirations of all 12 of the Chinese zodiac signs. If you happen to be single during this yearly cycle, you shouldn’t have trouble finding a partner before the next Chinese New Year of 2019.


Chinese horoscope 2018: In short

One must remember that the Chinese zodiac sign of the Dog, symbol of intelligence and protection, can also turn the year 2018 into a sensitive period, during which activists and students, but also ordinary citizens, feeling deprived of hope and socially excluded, won't hesitate to demand radical changes to their life conditions, and to preserve the future of their children.

It is often said that the Years of the Dog are carriers of violent conflict. Actually, only the Years of the Metal Dog can be related to warlike and destructive energies, because of their reinforced metal. The next planned year of the Metal Dog is in 2030.

What are some good
>"This is my jurisdiction-"
>*flashes federal badge* "Not anymore."
movies?

probably won't get more art until 2020 unfortunately

We're getting submissive Russian wives.

die hard

>the tax situation in that hellhole

I hear property tax is going up 10% in 2018. That's the big one I'm arguing with the family about. rent is going to either tank or get so high only the richest jews will be able to live here. When they passed a "sugar" tax It was a red flag, but President Trump says welfare reform is next, which means he's taking away gibs....I'm scared guys. Could Florida use more republicans? at least it's warm down there.

hello

>the reissue of forgotten texts by great classical writers and poets, should wake up and feed this collective awareness.

nope

Economy gettin' gud.

>You ask for miracles. Theo, I give you the F...B...I.

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Stop watching so many movies Japan.
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OH NO...
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got that album on vinyl recently

Is it a good view on your high horse m8?

>The Year of the Earth Dog 2018 is a good time for lifestyle changes
Good. I'm going to quit my shitty job and go study something.

>If you happen to be single during this yearly cycle, you shouldn’t have trouble finding a partner before the next Chinese New Year of 2019.
I hope you're right, user. Then again, I vowed to improve myself in all aspects, so gaining confidence from getting /fit/ should be the first domino of improvements.

They could probably stand to house a few more, but that's just asking to be surrounded by retired Jews and meth; just a lateral transition from the nogs and crack

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Just joshin m8, that's a cute girl.

so you guys are actually proud of your bumblefuck VP touching something clearly marked "do not touch," or...?

>Pause at 1:04
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>only the Years of the Metal Dog can be related to warlike and destructive energies, because of their reinforced metal. The next planned year of the Metal Dog is in 2030.


TWELVE YEARS UNTIL THE HAPPENING!!!

no, i've been calling for his impeachment ever since that picture took place

I think it's hilarious, yeah.

Stop listening to anti-capitalist musicians with net worths of $50,000,000 Australia.

>Oh and stay the fuck outta Michigan, we're full and don't need anymore Chiraq refugees
Wisconsin here. I've visited your neck of the woods/lakes during a fishing expedition. I hope they don't mind rural internet service.

Will China enter the war on the side of North Korea

So what I'm saying if I'm afraid riots will hit soon.

>Wall starts being built? Riots
>Mayor Keeps it a Sanctuary city? Riots + protests + 5000% higher influx of illegals from other states
>Welfare reform removes gibs? Riots, protests, fires, you name it

I can't just abandon my family, but this is seriously going to get out of hand soon. The entire city is a powderkeg. Something is going to happen, I just don't know when & it scares me. what do I do?

pfft the God Emperor don't need no stinking eclipse glasses

The future will belong to the sentient machine.

Why?

Touch my VPeen ;)

>blocks your child molestation

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not entirely

>mfw i knew exactly what you're linking without checking
it's a topsy turvy world, my friend

comon user buy some guns and git gud
are there no heroes left in man?

>We are not best friends with Japan and China
Are we gonna get a MAGA anime? complete with Last Stand Wall?

Arm yourselves so that you can help with the purge when the day comes.

cause i like their music?