If you could choose a single rule that all anime made from this point forward must follow, what would it be?

If you could choose a single rule that all anime made from this point forward must follow, what would it be?

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No fanservice

No more harem/love triangle anime.

One female MUST be a cake and be relevant to the show.

Yuri bait and "trap"-like characters are not allowed.

No more high school setting.

Kill the fan favorite character.

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non-sexual nudity is acceptable

no more little girls

Plot is forbidden, and characters are allowed only if they never speak.

Fuk u
The only reason i enjoy anime is because of little girls

Remove censors

No more yuri.

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That's two rules.

It must all be good.

All anime must include at least 1 retarded dragon girl.

All characters must be lolis.

The same studio has to animate all the episodes.

STOP being sellouts and animating bullshit IOS game shit.

No oppai characters.

no more filler episodes

No more otaku pandering

ecchi is mandatory

Learn proper introspection so as to avoid cliches.

This, and also the most popular girl. The saltyness would be incredible

A yuri couple is mandatory.

a yaoi couple is mandatory.

Gender ratio of characters can't surpass 3:1 in either way.
Moefags, yurifags, fujoshits forever btfo
Quality of harem anime increases as they have to at least put an effort to make an extra male character for every 3 new bitches.

Every kind of relationship (romantic, economical, political, you name it) should be as realistic as possible and suit the economical basis of depicted society.
Exception: comedies (japs can't into good comedy)

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must be at least a lil bit gay

>Must be good.
Any other rule is dumb.

>loli holocaust
you monster

Must have loli

Fag

All you've done is enforce the use of a trope.
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No DAMN hiatuses

You can't have a quality harem. Being good goes against the very concept of what a harem is. Which is pandering bullshit for lonely losers where girls are just basically collectables.

If we were talking about Sup Forums, I would ban all trip fags

never acknowledge tripfags

if you reply to them call them user

jesus fuck

They can't be adapted from WSJ manga.

>hiatuses
>anime
Are you that upset about Regalia and Kekkai?

Well I agree, but I can't exactly say " ban all anons" can I?

>Quality of harem anime increases as they have to at least put an effort to make an extra male character for every 3 new bitches.
>Quality
>Harem
>having much of this shit taste

Every anime needs to be high quality.

Not quite, main ones for me are HxH and SaW. Also here and there during the season, there are delays because of sports and stuff. IE MM last 2 episode delay

Have actual endings. Must have an ending. I don't care if its different from the source material just have an ending.

No squeaky mouse voice characters.

all childhood friends must win

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>No isekai

OK. Just for you I'll change my wish.

All anime must be isekai.

>If you could choose a single rule that all anime made from this point forward must follow, what would it be?
Male lead characters must have an original personality.

No more pure girls, only used goods should be main heroines!

No cowtits allowed, only DFC.

i wish you a tumor in the brain , user!

You monster!

fpbp

this thread is getting better and better!

Staff working on any and all adaptations must be willing to use the the dynaism of the medium to its fullest, so as to offer an experience that proves enriching for both fans of the source material and new fans alike.

No betas as mc

All studios are limited to producing one show per year

Actually let me modify that, all studios are limited to producing one ADAPTATION (LN, manga, ect.) per year

Childhood friends always wins

all studios are limited to produce one episode per Franchise!

Every romantic subplot must have a definitive, unambiguous conclusion by the last episode at the latest.

No ending after just two seasons.

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Every MC must be aizen. Every anime will be essentially Quantum Leap but with aizen.

Sibling incest is a must

>male only
You fucked up. Within one year every MC will be a female with an archetypal personality.

All anime should be sugoi~! and tanoshii~!

Every harem plot twists where the MC picks up the Other Guy after 2 episodes if he doesn't dedicate himself to one of the harem members execlusively.

No unironic isekai

only dark skinned oppai lolis

That it has to be visually appealing.

Best answer though.

all main characters must be, and look, over 18

anime are only greenlit for 24-26 episode seasons.

I'm tired of waiting 2 years for a complete story. and getting blue balled by cancellations.

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2 cour maximum, no sequels

No be retarded

If a scene of fanservice is shown where the girl is undressed, nipples must be shown.

What a retarded rule.

found the Hitagi fan

No self-insert MC

Who calls her "Hitagi"?

it would cause a new renaissance and you know it.

It would cause nothing. Fictional 19-year-olds neither look nor act significantly differently from fictional 17-year-olds.

Harem anime are not allowed to have open ending.

they act differently from fictional 14-year-olds.

Not really, no. They act however the fuck the creators like, which is generally completely different from reality to begin with, and some arbitrary restriction on a number attached to them isn't going to force creators to make them act the way you want.

People who only read subs and don't listen to the dialogue at all.

Creators must write what they want to write, instead of adhering to tropes and pandering to kimowota.

Souce material it is based off must be finished before adapting it into an anime.

No pandering to foot fetishes.

What if the creators want to adhere to tropes and pander to kimowota?

Females were a mistake

Cowtits are banned.

>girls are just basically collectables.

From the way my friend who get laid often talk about them, they basically are. I know anime is supposed to be fantasy, but it doesn't hurt to have a little realism.

>friends*

Every anime must have a proper end.

Female characters must have actual unique personalities and not be a soulless collection of moe archetypes.