The crypto train is leaving, don't miss out! Choo CHOO MOFO!

At 10 dollars a gram, you spend an average of 70 USD a week on weed (that is if you smoke once a day and I am conservative here). That’s a whopping 2640 USD per year. Now, tell me why you haven’t spent that precious time of yours learning about crypto currencies and instead invested that money in Bitcoin?

If you would have started investing in 2013, you’d be a cryptofag millionaire by now. Let that sink in for a moment so that you can realize how much of a failurea at life you are. While you were getting high on cheap weed and playing videogames and being a nu-male, others (smarter people than you obviously) were getting rich as fuck. The people that you were laughing at a couple of years ago are now buying yacht and Lamborghinis while you sip on your bottle of mountain dew and play Halo 2 on your dated Xbox 360 with you friends.

What’s you excuse Sup Forums and why haven’t you sold your house yet to invest in Bitcoin?

Stop being a weedfag and get your life together for fuck's sake. It’s shameful.

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youtube.com/watch?v=KTf5j9LDObk
youtu.be/56ruBZViW14
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If only they had listened.... No they can only complain and dismiss it. It's pathetic. Don't be a no coiner you faggot and don't miss the train.

Are you a no coiner user? You sure sound like one. I feel sorry for you.

How's the weed that you smoked tonight? I sure hope that it gave you 500% profit on your investment in the last couple of months.

> INB4 Bitcoin is a pyramidal scheme
> It will crash SOON (tm).

When I see a comment dismissing what's happening in the crypto world and people here dismissing it, I cannot help but cringe. You guys are at the forefront of the internet happenings, and yet you dismiss one of the major happening. Many of us will or have already retired because of it. Don't be so quick to dismiss it. In 2-3 years it will be too late. The train is leaving.

If you are looking for a quick get rich scheme now, don't dismiss crypto, it's a once in a lifetime opportunity. it won't last long and most will get burned. I was in a family party a couple nights ago, and a family member told me: well, you are good with computers and I am not, hence why you can make money with that stuff. There's a huge untapped potential here. Millions if not billions of clueless people that will invest one day into it. Don't miss the train while your cousin or your distant auntie wonder if she can put her Bitcoin in a wooden frame above her fireplace. Be smart and invest now while you can.

And if you don't. Well I'll see you in a couple of months, following the daily threads about Bitcoin hatred (similar the nigger hate threads). It will be hilarious.

How many times in your life have you had the opportunity to invest in the internet 2.0? These threads will be legendary in a couple of years. Mark my words.

Screencaped for posterity. I'll see you in 3 years.

Still not too late for the bold.

> Something of value
> requires preaching a gospel to convert people to continue to operate

Pick one

>Trying this hard to get saged and ignored

And yet if you zoom out, you are proven wrong a million times.

And yet you replied. How does it feel to be a no-coiner? Would you like to do an AMA? I'd love to hear about your personal story and how you missed out repetitively for the last couple of years on the biggest opportunity in your lifetime to make a lot of money. I'm sure that your very own story is unique and super interesting. Please share with us user.

While you sage me. I am, now retiring comfortably and able to shitpost daily as a past time while you work as a barista. LOL user?

It's still early and I feel magnanimous. I ant to share the wealth and yet so many dismiss it. But you are right, they are a bunch of losers.

Jokes on you, you no coiner.

>T.No coiner that are burning with jealously because they missed the train.
>user chimes in and give them a clue, they shit on him. See you in years. Read that thread again and see how wrong you were. KEK!

XRP 100% more than 30 days ago. ETH? kek! How do you feel now for not investing? It doesn't matter if you think it's real or not. You can cash out and become very rich. How to cash out? I won't tell you because clearly you don't deserve it, you retard Sup Forums fag/

Fuck off Sup Forums enjoy living in your mom's basement.

>>Trying this hard to get saged and ignored

KEK! Screencap material in 2 months.

Once the Lightning network gets activated, BTC will shoot to the stratosphere and to the moon.

because crypto doesnt get me high as fuck, you brainlet.

And you'll see hundred of threads on Sup Forums about the subject. It's really exciting to be part of this while so many dismiss it. History does repeat itself. Sucks to be you, no coiner Sup Forums fags.

Crypto is backed by NOTHING I'm not buying in to the pyramid scheme, I know someone who invested in litecoin and lost all their money they invested because it's so unstable. Crypto isn't the future its an artifical bubble that has alot of hype right now but when people start selling its going to crash hard

If you were as rich as I am now, you'd be high as a kike

Who cares if it's a pyramid scheme? Why not get rich while you can? What's your retirement plan? What's your solid as gold strategy? Please share with us all your masterplan?!

Litecoin is a shitcoin. They invested badly.

What's a better coin? They're all the same, unstable as fuck

Why haven't they invested in BTC? They could also go to the casino if they don't understand the tech. Their loss my gains. I'm retired now. I'm filthy rich and I am just sharing the love while shitposting. Take it for what it's worth. Doesn't change my world.

I mean I was thinking to get some this month but you are shilling so hard that I now am starting to have doubts. Spam posting is never a good way to prove a point

XRP, 125% in the last couple of days. A shitcoin with a lot of hope. LTC, 5%. BTC is the stable bet. If you want my advice? BTC all the way. 40K next year.

>When /biz/ invades

In a high paying job and I've been saving for my retirement fund since I was a teenager, I own several properties and could easily live off the residual profit of that for the rest of my life

Dude, I am just doing it because I want to share the love. Sup Forums is not for normies (yet). Crypto is underground and yet you hear about it everyday on CNBC. It's about to get fucking big.

OP is a shill
However, if you had spent the typical user's pot budget on bitcoin since 2013, you would be very rich

Not even. I don't give a fuck anymore if people invest or not. But it's not too late to be rich. The train is about to leave the station. 2018 will be the year when it becomes mainstream. Your mother will buy BTC or other shitcoin. This is the last chance. Do it or not, I don't give a fuck. I am rich now. And while you shit on me, I know how it could change your life. I will admit, I am greedy and selfish, otherwise, I would have been here a year ago.

I did, and I am filthy rich now. But it's not too late. In 2018 in April, it will be too late for BTC.

Just fucking do it and you will thank me in 2 years. The train is about to leave big time. It was almost too late a couple of months ago. You guys have 2-3 months, this is is. After that, investing in BTC will be a thing of the past. Jesus... How fuckign hard is it to understand that. Jokes on you seriously.

Soon enough, people will talk about how cheap it was to buy a whole BTC at 15K. We are looking at 40K+ next year if not more. I'm looking at 500K in 5 years. I have kept a couple of coins to hedge this bet. And I know that I will be proven right.

Anyways, do whatever the fuck you want Sup Forums. But remember that thread that gave you a last chance. Laugh all you want now but screencap it for prosperity. You have no idea how many of these discussions occurred in 2012 on Reddit, people now full of regrets. Laugh all you want.

It's backed by people's belief in it, faggot. And it's becoming more and more "believed in" by Japan, Korea, China, Europe, and the US. You're talking about the combined belief of hte world, not just some kike bankers and kiked army strong-arming like the US.

Early adopters of bitcoin, please tell me your story. When and at what price did you buy in? How were your life before and after bitcoin?

reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/26ytxu/early_adopters_of_bitcoin_please_tell_me_your/

Here's an example of 2014 salt mine. Enjoy.

Please tell me more about how Gold and Fiat isn't backed by "beliefs". I am listening. I'm sure there's a secret vault somewhere filled with gold that is backing all that money that you cherish so much. It's all very real and very material. It's all backed up by solid Gold. Sure. KEK.

Fiat is backed by the USA military moron

listen to yourself. you sound like a kike. good job.

I found it! Here's the source of money that you were looking for.

Mystery solved user.

Well... I am rich as a Kike... I'm not a kike but I now know what it means to sound like one.

BTC isn't. Decentralized. No one controls it. The Chinese are trying hard to control it with Bitcoin Cash. They will fail.

Anyone that becomes rich will sound like an asshole. That's just how it is. Some will use this power to educate the mass and some will laugh all the way to the bank. I choose to educate the mass and people shit on me.

I don't stand to gain anything from these posts. I am here to educate you all. Make money, be rich, and then shit on the world if you want to. The choice is yours, really.

My OP was about weed. I wanted you all to realize how much you are wasting your life. It's up to you to do something about it or not. 99% of you retards won't change your lifestyle. 1% of you, will hear what am saying and become filthy rich.

This is the story of America. You people have no idea how lucky you are. Some of you will get it. Most of you won't.

Some of you will think about this post while 99% of you won't and will still blame the gov for your failure. You don't deserve a chance and yet a chance occur from time to time.

Have a good evening you all. And the few that hear me today, I will see you in 10 years. You will successful.

:)

i knew about bitcoin since 2011

but since i got no money and were all the time a poorfag i never invested also didnt saw the potential

im not that mad i acted in that time how i thought it was the best

after it you will be always more wise when seeing the past developments

be wise this time

and invest 100$ in DigiByte

It's never too late. BTC. All the shitcoins are not worth it imo.

hey you got any more of those hot crypto tips?

You don't need a whole BTC. You can own a fraction of a coin. What matters is the profit that you can make.

I've got plenty, but no one is listening.

If you buy BTC today, if you live in shitworld country XYZ, you could retire on it one day, like in 2-3 years. I plan to retire in shitworld country myself, why not?

10 BTC now could buy you a lifetime of retirement in south America. Think about it.

I'd rather rot in a retirement home, 5200 USD per month than even think about this stupid Internet Money. Pyramidal scheme for fools.

Because I don't have my priorities straights.

Alright I am done. Fuck you all. And see you in hyperbitcoinization land. I did my best. One day you will regret it all.

Bitcoin Lover Out!

OP is actually not a faggot

youtu.be/DT4mP1TiH8Q?t=2133

>54 poista by this id
Can you stop.

Ok

>Bitcoin has tanked
>Bagholder wants to increase demand

you mean in 2025 when the price of BTC has plummeted to $1000 and it has been replaced by its faster, less congested alternative bitcoin cash?

>using a meme that hasnt been relevant for 5 years

You obviously weren't interested enough. In 2011 there were faucets around which gave away 1-2 or even 5 BTCs per claim. For free. No investing requirement whatsoever. Just simple mouse clicks. Holding those even just for shits and giggles until today would've earned you good money.

This thread is the peak of desecration.
Bitcoin is gonna crash and this faggot is over here
>BUY MY COINS REEEEEE
Fucking faggot. I hope you go into debt for the rest of your life. Fuck you for ruining the video card prices for everyone else. You've spent more money on this garbage than you'll ever make back. All of your "money" exists in fake coinage and in reality you've made no profit unless you sucker people into buying your coins. Apparently you have failed in doing so because you're posting here.

I'm just not that interested in the acquisition of wealth, user, sorry.

fucking hell i needed this.also were to start? god bless OP

>WHY ARE YOU NOT BUYING MY BITCOIN
>I DUMPED MY ENTIRE SAVINGS INTO THEM WHEN THEY WERE AT 19k BECAUSE I THOUGHT THEIR VALUE WOULD KEEP RISING INDEFINITELY
>DONT YOU REALIZE THAT IF YOU HAD INVESTED IN THEM 6 YEARS AGO YOU WOULD BE RICH NOW?
>THATS WHY I AM DRIVING MY LAMBO ON MY PRIVATE ISLAND AND TOTALLY NOT BEGGING RETARDS TO BUY MY SHITCOIN WHILE SITTING IN MY DECAYING BASEMENT

wow you sure convinced me to give you my money

holy shit I just realized that 54 of 82 posts ITT are by OP himself

he sure must be desperate. did he borrow money from other people to buy his shitcoin?

Fuck you, don't tell me what to do.

>2018
>Not checking out Ripple, IOTA etc

Bitcoin is functionally useless and will probably find the rug being pulled from under its feed at some point.

Its like the dot.com bubble, which coin is amazon.com and which one is pets.com?

Ripple could become a mainstream banking option replacing SEPA transfers entirely, allowing movement of money internationally within minutes rather than days.

Don't know much about IOTA but its a different type of blockchain all together which is infinitely scaleable and feeless.

>Ripple
>Buy my alternative pedocoin goyim its the same scam with an even more pretentious name! You're not stupid like the other sheep goy, you're smart so you should buy pedocoin 2.0 instead!

The issue is and will always be why on earth anyone with a sane mind would sink money into a currency that has no utility or demand other than those who pump it up for speculative purposes?

Weev endorses Monero

What does Sup Forums think of Litecoin?

>into a currency that has no utility

Im not sure you understand, the whole point of blockchain is to allow the transfer of currency in a secure fashion.

Ripple is still worth absolutely nothing, so a little speculation is hardly a risky prospect.

youtube.com/watch?v=KTf5j9LDObk

/Biz/ doesn't actually help me get started, I don't even know how to make an electronic wallet. I even have 1000 to invest, but I don't know who's telling the truth and who's lying.

**for full immersion - listen to the "Beta Suprise Attack Theme" : youtu.be/56ruBZViW14

Timeline of the Beta Uprising:

>Circa 1995-2014: Spread of internet facilitates the emergence of 'male consciousness', centered on r9k. The first time in history men are conscious of themselves as men under the oppression of women.
>Circa 2014: Vegan chicken tendies are now available in major supermarkets and home deliverable - allowing sensitive, intelligent, compassionate NEET males to escape adherence to systems of gyno-oppression, such as matriarchal "good boy points" systems.
>Circa 2016: The first NEET mutual assistance societies arise, allowing NEETs to combine their talents to live freely off the labour of roasties and normalfags. The first 'OSRS staking and luring' millionaires arise.
>Circa 2020: Cryptocurrencies have overtaken all national currencies, making central banks and national governments - and their ability to transfer wealth from males to roasties - irrelevant; their power begins to wane.
>Crica 2022: Widespread availability of 3D printers allows the average NEET to combine parts and build their own fully operational AI waifus, and 3D guns to ward off gyno attempts to ban them.
>Circa 2023: 90% of NEETs now have AI waifus. Large numbers of 8 year old girls go missing every year, and rumours of NEET ghost-dubbing factories abound.

>May 23, 2024: A fleet of neglected US DoD satellites is suddenly hacked and commandeered by hacker collective "anonyNEET". Roasties explode in fireballs as railgun beams rain targetted death from above. The end of flesh-based women.

"The wolf will live with the lamb; the leopard will lie down with the young goat. The calf and the lion will graze together, and a Wizard will lead them."