GroKo talks start in January Majority of Germans prefers GroKo over minority government or reelection Parliament uniting against AfD, the only party whose members are actually present
Which one is better, is the WAY higher price worth steel spines: [tinyurl code for cheaper one:] y9sylw66 [tinyurl code for expensive one:] y7e8xpa7
Michael Anderson
Checked.
It's our new SchrimStaffel meme, if we keep pushing it, it may become reality.
Owen James
hm i would prefer the second one i am currently looking for a fibreglass one
Parker Edwards
i know i did the shitty paint one DIE SCHIRME HOCH!
Nathaniel Peterson
DIE REIHEN FEST GESCHLOSSEN!
Aaron Roberts
Håll skärmen högt
Asher Evans
Good stuff mein freund
Ryan Butler
What does the umbrella mean What is GroKo
William Smith
Just imagine beating up antifa with umbrellas keeping it completely legal in cuckmany because it were just "umbrellas". The glory would be immense. Your NordFrontMovement is a e s t h e t i c af.
Carter Howard
Große Koalition i think
Asher Gray
You can stand under my umbrella (Erika erika, eh eh eh) Under my umbrella (Erika erika, eh eh eh) Under my umbrella (Erika erika, eh eh eh) Under my umbrella (Erika erika, eh eh eh eh, eh eh) Watercannons shooting more than ever Know that antifa will stay there forever You can stand under my umbrella
Joshua Gutierrez
Danke schön. I hope you will keep picking up momentum. Also beating Antifa hell yes. Elections for us now in 2018. It might escalate with the large anti immigration support we have now
Jayden Murphy
>What does the umbrella mean It is about a meme we came up with in the last threads, the plan is to simply bring umbrellas instead of some clubs/bats, which would be seized and banned immediately. One could circumvent anti-weapon laws and at the same time scare off antifa. It doesn't come to mind instantly, but an umbrella can bring quite some beating. >What is GroKo Government coalition of the 2 biggest (((parties))), it's what we have had for the past ...like 8 years, not sure how long...
Carson Richardson
well?
Lincoln Richardson
Gas those fucking sandniggers. ---okay, I'll stop larping, just deport them.
Adam Nelson
We will, just a matter of time. I'd prefer all to go home but realistically we will eventually deport illegals and immigrant criminals then let the ones who are legal and received citizenship stay. We will see though. The trend is going in the right direction now
Hudson Taylor
SA MArschiert, mit ruhig festem Schritt.
Nolan Diaz
Gib SA pics
Charles Lee
Literally just google it. I am kinda sad, that no one is trying to elaborate with me which model of umbrella is better.
Anthony Martinez
If you plan on using it more than once get the sturdy one
Logan Stewart
Cute! A CUTE!
Jayden Mitchell
That is pretty great honestly
Nathaniel Davis
It's literally a doubled price. The manufacturer is the same. One has steel splines for the canopy-
the other one is made comletely of carbonfiber.
Tyler Cruz
Carbon fiber and steel. Anything that isn't plastic. Personally I prefer wood
Brandon Allen
Wait. Splines? Are those the thin skeleton of the umbrella?
Andrew Green
Bottom of tha page lists the models. I'm definetely not going for the telescope one.
Also, they are like 20 bucks cheaper on amazon. What would be interesting in addition to that, would be to inquire into the possibility of a group-purchase. I bet the gear will be much cheaper, if 10-20 people buy it at once.
Sebastian Ortiz
Wow. Those are some high tier umbrellas. I prefer hook handle to a straight one, cant really say more haha
Ryder Flores
bump
Nathan Butler
Wasser-SS soon
Grayson Reed
Bump
Jayden Butler
hahaha taytay with umbrella 10/10 what would actually be the plan? get a security umbrella >check chillin next to antifa demonstrations/events just observing things and if shit hits the fan engage?
Aaron Diaz
What's up with the umbrella? Did I miss something?
Andrew Adams
we are forming the "schirmabteitung" basically like the based stickman only armed with security fibreglass umbrellas
Leo Hall
since our beloved government protects us from ourselves by banning weapons, we'll arm ourselves with umbrellas.
Tyler Lopez
>Spd under 20% And keep in mind this is forsa poll, they normally shill hard for them
Aaron Parker
>SPD under 20 YEEEEEES >(((Greens))) at 12 NOOOOO
Tyler Wood
>Grüne 12%
Lincoln Wright
Have any of you heard of a show called "The Daily Shoah". I know iit comes from (((TRS Sodomites))) but, it's funny as fuck. I mean, look at these supreme gentlemen! youtube.com/watch?v=NCbgIgkvhN4
Christian King
ok how could the CDU gain ~3% same for ~3% greens
oh right its forsa fuck off manfred güllner AFD is at least ~14/15%
bump bro. get rid of that totenkopf and get rid of the idea that adding umbrellas to nazis/ss will help our cause. also this idea feels like it was implemented by controlled op aka virtue signaling Shills
Jayden Barnes
wtf i was only away for 1 day who started it?
William Wright
Then give me some better stuff to use if you got.
Henry Myers
i second this. if i don´t fet to force a meme, no one shall
Justin Gonzalez
Jim here, uploading it right now
Cameron Hall
Nope, it's just a meme. If some random video of an antifaggot getting whacked over the head with an umbrella surfaces, that's already enough. Actually, I am "the virtue signalling shill", if you were to decide on that. There was another user that made the photoshops. It's in no way controlled op, stop being paranoid. :^=) Me an some other user that made the iimages. It started with one user asking about self-defence. I don't know how we came to it anymore, but I started bringing up different legal means of self-defense. Then the conversation somehow deifted over to umbrelllas. I don't remember anymore, can someone dig up the archive of the thread? I really would like to trace the meme's exact origins.
Luis White
Wat?
Sorry, you aren't in a Kraut and Tea thread, there is simply a naming-overlap, this is ther German general.
Aaron Peterson
>who started it >me >trace the meme's exact origins. user, that´s not how you use your brain
Lucas Howard
no new ideas yet but I will never connect to SS. not yet
i just mentioned it as a possibility. if we can meme it w/o the connection to natsoc it seems nice. lets see if any AfD events are happening in Hessen. I would love to beat an antifaggit with an umbrella desu
Levi Walker
fuck off Kraut and Tea sage
Elijah Brooks
I never used the archoves, and don't plan on learning to do so. Can anyone dig up the old thread, like the one after christams was it I think. For some reason I can't find it in the archive. The thread in which the first photoshops of natsoc with umbrellas emerged, that was also the first thread the idea got mentioned.
Gavin Hall
you're such a MONGO ffs. this is the german AFD general, not related to your kraut&tea-shiziphrenia
Christian Barnes
Kek, this isn't a Trout and Tears thread, Sven.
Oliver Flores
wrong thread user, but we are all faggots so you are welcome
Joseph Nelson
>using Sup Forums >not knowing how the archives work disgusting newfags
James Roberts
>The "SchrimStaffel" also known as "Wasser SS". some user also mentioned "Schirmabteilung". Great as well.
Cooper Jackson
Cool it, I may be a 2015 newfag, bt it's still ealy compared to the bulk of people here.
Adam Young
how long did you lurk until you felt comfortable enough to post? which was your first homeboard?
Destiny vs JF debate happening TODAY. Is the "king of the alt right" about to be demolished by a video game streamer?
Carter Moore
i arrived this summer on Sup Forums which is still my base (sometimes x for meditation stuff), went straight into a red pill thread and swallowed one or two hands full, had a breakdown for one day (the turning point), started posting after 2 weeks. after that point everything just got better by the day. even tho i lack vitamin d and a few others, i feel fucking great! pls don hurt me
Oliver King
how did you vote prior to Sup Forums?
Charles Russell
i wish you so much luck with it. right wind death squads NOW
Cameron Brown
>arrived this summer you are yet in the process of transformation. have fun
Luke James
>i arrived this summer on Sup Forums
Get out.
>Destiny vs JF debate happening TODAY.
They've had multiple debates about race already and Destiny was so subservient to JF it's almost embarrassing. I mean what the fuck can Destiny do? He's a relativist with no schooling who can't just whine about JF not understanding the topic.
Even more embarrassingly JF took apart Destiny's core beliefs in one stream, and got him to admit he has zero foundation for his own personal morality. I mean, it should have been obvious to a relativist, but apparently it wasn't. The paradox of Destiny both proclaiming he's a relativist and trying to be a moral high horse rider fell apart.
AfD since 2013 (due to islamization and with pi-news), prior to that I rolled with cdu/csu (by the time the only ones pro atomkraft). also i will join the party next year in january or february. as i mentioned some older threads i want to reach bundestag and become chancellor. so watch for someone walking around with a pepe krawatte or eastpak bauchtasche
already done, bro.
>154645088 fuck off soyboy, go eat your rotten soybeans and make monsanto and bayer happy you utter moron. dont come here if you lack testosterone
Brayden Lee
moinsen nice one
Easton Cooper
ah its you! i previously had the chance of chatting with you how did you spend christmas?
Charles Brown
I was the one who suggested that user should carry an umbrella to defend himself. What the hell did I start?
Jace Morris
pretty good, was with my family. as usual I ate way too much... but fuck me it tastes so damn good. we laughed a lot and continued to eat some cake xD. How was your christmas?
Ethan Rodriguez
i buy one, doesn´t matter what you say
he can´t, he´s shilling
fuckOFF
i made some of them >pic related
Easton Martinez
I lurked about a year, though I did post on some boards. Posting first in the election-win threads. Won a fucking bet with a teacher att my school about trump winning, it was glorious. >Be me >Be 16 y/o >Watch webm compilations >Browse z0r.de >See some Sup Forums-linked swf's >Be into anime a little >One day I find out about a site called "Sup Forums" >It seems like a weird place, I go to the infamous Sup Forums >Be grossed oout about all the porn/naked pics >Had only ever seen one soft-core ecchi/semi-hentai animu before >Kinda disgusted but keep going >Look at the different boards >Take interest in /diy/ and /n/ >Like bikes >Also try to help people improve their situation on /r9gay/ >Find /suicide/ on 8ch >Post and lurk there for a while, learning all about suicide, as I was interested in the methodology of it >Go to /s4s/ >Find a minecraft sever there >Join it >Be absolutely autistic and build 2 guardian farms >A Sup Forumsacl from the Netherlands gets me into Sup Forumsish humour >Still taken abackk by the swatikas he builds around my stuff, triggered actually >Find it quite amusing after a while, due to it's "forbidden" nature >More edgy jokes ensue >Browse a little Sup Forums on the side now, enjoying the politically incorrect nigger hate threads >Find some amusment in robots sharing stories of roaties being btfo on /r9k/ too >Start joking about genociding all the "autiste-spike-fishes" on the MC-server in the guardian farms >Minecraft server shuts down (oy vey D^:) >Start legit browsing Sup Forums, as it's intriguing >Get more and more disillusioned about the reality, especially since we now have thousands of niggers streaming into Germany >Depression, clinic for 3 months, still very amusing seeing the triggering on american election night >Smug.jpg >Sup Forums gets ever mor 1488, I notice this >Kinda taken aback >Go to 8pol >/zundel/ my nigga! >Go back to here >Start getting a little more invested >All fun and games until you actually start thinking about eugenics, my tipping point.
Elijah Rodriguez
>"Schirmabteilung"
Julian Morales
this timeline is fucking fantasy how old are you, 12?
Levi Flores
yeah christmas food is the best i made a filled duck for my parents otherwise it has been a drinking feist shit you could nearly turn that into a movie kek >z0r.de has also been my entrance to Sup Forums
Anthony Fisher
>sheesh so donating to the AfD is considered Shilling? bitch please, i never said "dont buy umbrella". i said i dont like the connection made to natsoc/ss/sa. if you can beat up people with that specific umbrella you can be damn sure that i'll buy one
Jason Perez
>z0r.de
Ryan Carter
It was a fucking roller-coaster I always thought "man, so many shitposters and some few racists, what a weird funny pace" Well look at me now. I am still not 1488, but /zundel might change that. Fuck me
Press F to pay respects, liberlism died here.
Christian White
Kameraden die Rotfront und Reaktion erschossen
David Ross
>still not 1488 euhm wut? i march through the streets disgusted and depressed by the things i see while hearing vargs teachings through my in ears dreaming of a new reich and the purity and melancholia of the people that himmler endorsed aswell
i wonder if Sup Forums changed me in a negative way but it did somehow change my life because i am finally disvovering true but rare beauty in this country and how endangered we are
Landon Phillips
Yep, that fucking website. >more like weebsite XDDDDD z0r.de/1729
Brayden Wilson
>filled duck damn you, thats high tier cooking
image partly related, i will try to add an umbrella just for (You)
as if i would tell you my real age. what exactly upsets you, user-kun?
Joseph Hill
Marschiern im Geist in unsern' Reihen mit!
Ian Ward
mhh i think i misunderstood your fkn freakn timeline m8
good one
noice
ok... but i dont get your rejection on SS and natsoc its bait
Blake James
thanks but cooking has always been one of my greatest passions everyone can cook like gordon ramsay if you only follow the rules
Tyler Ross
thing is: the npd did us a great favour by calling us kikelovers/philosemites. i dont want headlines like "the hacker known as Sup Forums from Kraut/pol/ started an afd-nazi-propaganda show bla bla bla"
Cameron Taylor
Well, I think this screenshot encapsulates that feeling: Man, I wish I had been an oriiginalfag on KC back in the day, the Breivik happening must have been funny as hell. youtube.com/watch?v=elJjRjdRLr8
man oh man,, z0r is such a weeb-hell-hole. I visit it stll every now and then, that site has earned a special place in my heart. :^) z0r.de/3144
Parker Nelson
warum ist der Schlomo (((DVA))) so ne Dreckssau. dessen stimme kann ich nicht mehr hören. dieser möchtegern AiU
Samuel Robinson
Soweit ioch weiss, war der auch im doxxing-server, dieser (((crypto-sören)))
Ahh, verdammt, all die Erinnerungen, man, ich war 15-16 als ich dieseMist gebrowst habe: z0r.de/2911 Mann...
Aaron Gutierrez
i still mis z0r when it had like 1k animations not more like today i also wish i would have seen krautchan when it still was online