Has anyone here ever had to socialize with these specimens? I've seen them but always avoid them like niggers

Has anyone here ever had to socialize with these specimens? I've seen them but always avoid them like niggers.

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I play board games as a hobby. There’s a couple of these in our group, but it’s mostly other married men.
They speak entirely in pop culture references and are literally incapable of having a conversation about anything that involves having real convictions about anything, except for whatever social media has been telling them to think recently. The one would not shut the fuck up about net neutrality at our last meet up.
They suck, they’re dumb, and they both vastly overestimate their own intellectual and more superiority while having done precisely nothing to earn it. I don’t plan on inviting them over to my home or trying to become friends with either of them, but it’s hard to get six people together for a game of Twilight Imperium or World In Flames, so I tolerate them.
I wouldn’t recommend trying to speak to them in any human capacity, though, just stick to the game.

Yeah my friends older brother is one of those weirdos. We just kinda ignore him but he always has to force himself on us. He never has anything original to say. He just parrots back other peoples opinions that he read on a facebook meme. The moment you try and actually engage in a debate with him he shuts down and screeches like an autist and pulls the "You're a fucking white male" card.
I build models and there's one of those in my build group. He gets offended by the term male and female sockets because it's not gender neutral. Everyone just kind of ignores him because it's a model building group and not a fucking LBGT alphabet soup rally.

I used to be (peripheral) friends with a number of proto-bugmen. We referred to them as metrosexuals about a decade or so ago. they were heavily into internet comics, obscure fandoms and loved giggling about inside jokes, all the time.

I have no idea why or where this culture came from, but i thought it a phase. One thing that I noticed about all these people, they were extremely self-absorbed. More so than anyone I had ever met, like scared chihuahuas or something.

>they were extremely self-absorbed. More so than anyone I had ever met, like scared chihuahuas or something.
It's this weird kind of self-absorbed though where they think they're somehow helping others by providing nothing but lip service. They're the first to complain about the treatment of the homeless but the last to sign up to help at a homeless shelter. They just want to say things that make them feel like they're helping others, instead of rolling up their sleeves and actually helping others.

>switch

yeah, I get it... it's not making me laugh, but I get it.

I've been working with one. He was a Greek from Munich that I used to work with. He was always depressed, tired and had those soulless eyes. Except when we took a picture, then he always made that autistic expression. SJW virtue signaling cunt, naturally. The only other Greek in the company apologized to me for his existence.

That's depressing

My gaming group regularly mock the jews, bring out crime stats and discuss Christianity.

Dominion all the way

I don't understand the open-mouth thing. They always do it. Especially E-celebs.

chan is cringe until you meet one of these NEW MALES

>I play board games as a hobby
>thinks he's not a nu-male

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it's breeding an army.

I live in Toronto these faggots are a dime a dozen.

So if a person plays video-games, it is a different species? get your head out of your ass, you're just salty because you didn't get what you wanted for Christmas.

look on the brightside leaf, because these faggots exist it makes picking up pussy easier than ever.
ride the decline and enjoy.

Work in computer anything, they're there

why do westernes do this
trying to see overly happy and girlishly cute acting

>move to a city where a childhood friend who I haven’t contacted in 15 years lives
>Look him up on Faceberg
>It’s all posts about STAH WAHS and gape smile

Yeah my dude fuck socialising and fun, a real ubermensch just stoically grits his teeth in an empty corner of his flat

Triggered video game addict detected.

>"getting" something for Christmas
>"getting videogames for Christmas

you must be over 18 to post here bud

>I live in Toronto
I'm sorry user, I can barely take in a trip there for a ballgame or hockey anymore, I'm north of Kingston and almost never see the niggerfaggot hellhole that our governments have created

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did any of them proposed to you to fuck their wife?

I live in the South and rarely ever see these fags. Sometimes go to brewery I like and lots of these hipster type betas there though.
I have never spoken to one, they make me sick.

That's degenerate, find Jesus user

HAHA!
Pollocks are great. I might be visiting soon. My grandmother is from Poland and wants to take me and my Dad there before she is too old to get around.

where is she from?

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They're the type of guys who need their equally dorky friends' verification for everything they say and do and give their friends overly childish, '"cute" hugs.
They're basically slightly more sociable than run-off-the-mill nerds, with a different strain of autism.

eh
i have a boner for older consoles
i have kids that like them too but we almost never have the time to use them.
got a switch from a buddy that needed fast cash for cheap. dumbshit buys shit he cant afford all the time. we barely play it. the switch is okay but i find it pretty gimmicky.
im glad my kids like crafting and reading more than vidya.

>Twilight Imperium
Patrician

Japan does not approve.

Nu-males make up 95% of the male population in Boulder, Colorado. It's weird because the girls here are into these types of guys. There's hardly any Chads; even the frats here are full of numales.

Bugmen? Yes. Males who uncritically consume obviously subversive Jewish pop culture because they're so addicted to pop culture they can't face real life, they're so addicted to their shiny toys and colorful superheroes that they've surrounded themselves with, and they're still doing that when they're 30 years old instead of growing up and becoming men. These people are trash and not any different from tumblrina females, in fact they're fucking worse

Just speak to them as you would a child, or point out that they are grown men to piss them off.
Had someone unfriend me on fb over something like that.

I got into fighting games because I would always play with good friends of mine, all of whom were extremely masculine and simply played DBZ, Melee, Guilty Gear, because it was fun, and not a lifestyle choice. It was a fun pastime for us to catch up, talk about our political beliefs, that good stuff.

I thought local fighting game communities would be just like my friends. I was genuinely shocked when I found out they are all beta degenerates, who mocked me when I talked even just basic anti-SJW tier stuff, and that I'm sexist because I find guys who unironically play female characters to be super beta and retarded.

t. your typical guy at local

What city's local FGC are you referring to? I'm in the FGC and I know alot about each of the major cities FGC.

Yes, got family members who suffer from spoken condition. I avoid them like the plague.

>I find guys who unironically play female characters to be super beta and retarded.

I was with you up until this point. There's literally nothing wrong with playing a female character in a game dude.

having fun and socializing? that's fucking degenerate!

My best friend is one, I think.
We grew up together, known him for well over 20 years and I don't understand where I failed him.
When we were teens, I tried to bring him with me to party and sozialice, but he almost never wanted, he stayed home and played vidya instead.
I tried to make him train Karate with me, but he gave up and quit after just a few months.
I tried to make him lift weights with me, again he quit after a few months.
I have been force feeding him red pills for at least 10 years, but he just doesn't care.
When I try to discuss serious matters with him, wheter they be political, historical and conspiratorial he just nods and try to change the subject. It's not that he doesn't believe what I tell him. He just doesn't care.
The worst part is that he just gets worse and worse wiuth each year. A few years ago he was fairly normal. Now he wears thick rimmed hipster glasses, palestina scarf, superhero t-shirts and those flat hipster shoes.

If it were simpler times, I just might have put him down.

>There's literally nothing wrong with playing a female character in a game dude.
autogynophilia is a real thing user. it's also why lesbian porn is worse than straight porn, because you project yourself as one of the women whether you want to or not. your brain does these things without your input.

>I find guys who unironically play female characters to be super beta and retarded.
absoloutely true, one of the biggest things that destroyed world of warcraft were these bloodelf females, and not only this but also that after Vanilla they made every woman in armor a striptease dancer

Sexuality doesn't belong in there and I'm really completely creeped out how people get all aggressiv when i point this out.

I work in tech. I don't just socialize with them, I'm embedded into their weird little culture. The desks are covered in toys. These are adult men who pile up dozens of video game, comic, and movie figurines on their desks as a form of 'self-expression'. I can't imagine what their home life is like.

I can't believe how much video game talk takes place at my office. People arguing about which games are better and why, or critiquing the latest movie for it's loyalty to the source material. They bitch about everything, and have a massive, deep well of knowledge about everything 'geeky'. They wear t-shirts with stupid 'mash ups' on them, like Mario/Game of Thrones, or Zelda/Rick and Morty. And they take breaks to play stupid card games, or League of Legends, or whatever the current fad is.

It's fucking embarrassing to be in an office nowadays. I just think about all the dudes making their living out there driving a truck, or pumping oil, or doing hard work of any sort, and I feel like I'm experiencing the Call of the Wild.

They don’t have wives, they’re the younger guys in the group. One of them brought this awful blue-haired harpy by one time, she just sat there and sneered disdainfully at us while she tapped away on her phone. So, even if they did, hard pass.
We’ve never played Dominion, mostly map/hex-based strategy games. I’ll look into it.
One of my top ten, for sure.

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games are fine but fuck, get a pc or a ps4

>not playing witcher 3 master race at glorious 60 fps

Went to some locals in Harrisburg while I was in college, now there aren't any that close to me, but are there any good ones in Philadelphia? I'm with my parents during break for the next week and a half.

not to forget people who unironically tattoo video games shit on their arms

>not playing witcher 3 master race at glorious 60 fps
I have a turbo gaming rig, but I often run a C-64 emulator just to relive the games of the 80's, a lot of them are fun as fuck

>Look reddit, I'm expressing myself with a zelda tattoo!!! how unique am i

retro games are comfy, if you can find a torrent of it get the lucasarts classic adventure games (indiana jones, loom, the dig, etc)

also many emulators to play classics too

There's one at my job. He has the beard, glasses and the whole retarded-gaping-mouth smiling picture, basically the whole package. He is the only other male working there besides me, all the others are females. They treat him like a friend and hold no sexual appetite for him at all. I think he's literally a faggot, but one time he tried making an advance on a coworker by giving her a video game, and she shot him down. Kek.

Robert if you're reading this, you're a fucking pozzed faggot, mate. Give it up.

I still have a working pic related, loads of great games and video fun. My C-64 died years ago though

Philly has a decent scene, if you're a new player that's good because the average skill of Philly is very low compared to other regions. Most of the players are scrubs.

Oh man, Zelda shit and Star Wars. Those are the two I've seen the most. Wow, the shield from Ocarina of Time, how cool. Or the Rebel Alliance symbol, what a clever idea!

What's weird is that it's all just 100% nostalgia, and they use their nostalgia to find others like them. They advertise their fandoms like most people advertise their musical tastes, or whatever thing people use to create a facade for the world. These guys, oh, these guys. They'll wear a Nintendo controller on a t-shirt, and underneath it says "clasically trained" and others will come up to them and be like "yess, dude, yess! I got mine in 1991 and played all the games! Up up down down left right left right B A!" or something similarly stupid, as if the only things we have to tie us together culturally are these meaningless little toys we wasted our time on as kids.

Meanwhile our country is being plundered, our people replaced, and our futures stolen away. And they just want to sit in their game room and watch Marvel movies or work on their X-Men comic collection, or whatever. Fuck it's embarrassing.

>he tried making an advance on a coworker by giving her a video game

What game?

Video Games have been ruined by SJWs. Gamergate Failed. So I guess video Games are fucked by Politcal Correctness.

There is one at work approaching soy levels that shouldn't even be possible. He's also one of the only two men in all of HR (20 people). Honestly I avoid him and my only contact in HR is the other guy, an old Chinaman that didn't get the memo that HR post 1970 in the west is only for stronk womyn and bugmen.

> I've seen them but always avoid them like niggers.

Same. I've been in situations where you could strike up a convo and then friendship, but I pointedly keep my mouth shut and put an emotional wall between me and them.

Fallout 4 kek
>with all the DLC

Did he look like this guy by any chance?

our funny-american-mullattos made a nice skit about all this
youtube.com/watch?v=VKpQgEyjNdM

to be fair, thats a nice t-shirt. ed, edd, and eddy was a good show

>hands over game
>gets pucci
"It just works"

No wonder she turned him down.

MOst of them use linux mint

I work as a CCTV operator in a large city in England. Pretty much every night I witness a strange Soyboy related phenomena. As they are being absolutely battered by Tyrone and Ahmed for no other reason than they are narrow shouldered, testosterone deficient weaklings, they stick out one of their hands to be shaken while covering their heads with the other.
These creatures will NEVER defend themselves against niggers, even when being brutally assaulted.
Never trust a soyboy to back you up, they are comtemptible pussies who could be laid out by 8 year old girls.

no, those are the actual autist specialist with big beards and smell

haha female characters are always the best in sprite based games.
speed and dexterity almost always are better than strength in vidya.
>t. dudley player who constantly gets thrashed by makoto and chun-li

Hello, closeted crossdresser!

>as if the only things we have to tie us together culturally are these meaningless little toys we wasted our time on as kids.

well what else do people have? you think people these days read?

>Fallout 4
Yup that's a pozzed game alright

I want to be punched by this guy, so he break his arm.

I see that shitty fucking face everywhere. I can't even go to the store without seeing some black glasses wearing fuck doing it.

Can someone explain WHY the fuck do they that agape jaw shit? What are they trying to communicate to others with it? What is their goal?

I am going to on New Year's Eve.

I usually encounter them at my local gamestop when I stop in to drop off merchandise (I'm a delivery driver)
They're awkward to be around and spill spaghetti when an attractive girl walks in.
I remember this pretty short stack girl came in once to buy a game while I was there, she was buying that Dragons Crown game with the big titty mage. The conversation between her and the cashier went something like this:
>Bugman: Dragons Crown? Hehe, that game has some real questionable character designs. The way it turns women into caracitures makes it hard to enjoy.
>Shortstack: I like the designs.
>Bugman: I...yeah I like them too.

Bugman then proceeded to give her a stack of pokemon cards with some download code thing despite her declining the offer.

Yeah my buddy from when I was 8 turned into one of these things. We're 25 now. Its not so bad if we're just hanging out but sometimes in public he makes me cringe. Also gets super confrontational with me over dumb shit and doesnt drop it. Hes autistic as all hell but hes been a good friend for 17 years so at this point Im used to it.

Im not perfect either, I mean I post on 4chin, but I at least keep my autism to myself when Im not here.

>What are they trying to communicate to others with it?
look how much I'm having fun! If you talk to me (irl please but twitter is already great) you will have as much fun as me!
>What is their goal?
fullfilling their life by finding (understand creating) other people like them.

I got a few gifts from my mom and son, but I bought most the gifts, even without a job I managed to make money reselling shit bought on credit and even got my kid a switch. Some lady offered me $500 for it, but I felt like spoiling my kid I guess. Even he said it was too much. You know you're old when the gifts stop rolling in and you don't expect them too. It's the season for giving. A grown man getting a switch should be focused on having kids instead.

Any specific places you would recommend? The place with soys and bugs and ones with actual men?

If so, time to refresh my Sin Kiske.

I live in Seattle, those are pretty much the only people here. I mostly hang our with beaners because the Asians, whites and blacks are all extremely feminized here.

You mean people with autism? No I don't usually associate with them

You can try local host 908 N 3rd St, Philadelphia, PA 19123

I was there twice, was a decent experience.

Don't tell them how you found the place, alot of people in the phillyFGC aren't the brightest when it comes to politics, don't mention Sup Forums. They just know it as a red wing death squad heaven.

Is from old games covers

Checked

>he doesn´t main peach in melee
i was with you up to that hick-up my dude

powerful

>If it were simpler times, I just might have put him down.
sounds like a great friendship

I don't get it...

>take away switch, hand them a filthy laptop and gamecube
>give them hot pockets
>take away their smiles
>take away bars of soap


and they become us

Playing competitive games that involve strategy and critical thinking? Fuck that, get back to watching wet paint cuck!!!!

>Can someone explain WHY the fuck do they that agape jaw shit
maybe hiding their second chin
i also get triggered whenever i see my second chin lurking slowly but surely in the mirror

but i'm compensating my problem, not by opening my mouth like this, but by my incredible charm around the ladies, a charm that only a true Sup Forums user can have

I had a former co-worker who was the epitome of soyboy: White, scrawny as fuck, aspiring game designer, ambiguous sexuality, male feminist, etc. No beard, though.

He wasn't that unbearable to be around IRL except for the fact that he would talk your head off endlessly at times, but he was the biggest SJW faggot ever on social media. He would unironically post the most pozzed tumblr memes on the reg and would viture signal nonstop about pop-culture identity politics. To be quite frank, I pity the guy way more than I despise him because for someone with his intellectual potential, his spinelessness holds him back quite a bit.

The warham community is populated entirely by autistic bugmen. No sane man would pay such an obscene markup for Games Workshops crappy rulesets and behavior.

Don't pretend the Warhams community is the same as playing a quality eurogame.

Thats like somebody playing poker so you link a vid of MTG buttcracks.

>Fuck that, get back to watching wet paint cuck!!!!
Most paint is racist and homophobic, you should be watching Modern Family goy

its because you're a cunt fuck face. Your friend tried to form his own identity, but you insist on trying to change him to your image of what a "man" is. You're pathetic, I'm glad he is able to get away from you, piece of shit. Put yourself down, fuck you.

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Yes, they take on all the affectations of faggots and constantly make the most cringe-worthy puns you can imagine. 100% cornballs. And watch out, when their career ambitions fall through they'll end up teaching your kids.