Bleach

>Bleach
>nothing to do with laundry

>Toradora
>It's not about Dora on a world tour

>dragon ball
>its not a new bad dragon product

>Yuri on Ice

No frozen lesbians at all ;_;

Magical Girl Raising Project.

Not a show about rasing magical babies.

>s-CRY-ed
>not about special education students crying about spilling their juice boxes.

>Dragon Maid
>pretty much exactly what I expected

>rail wars
>absolutely nothing to do with war
>almost nothing to do with rail except the setting
>absolutely no one in charge of continuity or quality control

Kemono Friends,
Just a bunch of friends wearing Kimonos

How would you mix that up when they sound completely different?

I'm an Autism

>Gochi USA
>it's in fucking japan
What's goin on here?

>Charlotte
>Main girl's name isn't Charlotte

I know this thread is for shit puns and irony but I did actually think that OreImo would be about an overprotective big brother who was worried about his sister starting to get attention from boys her age, and he would try and scare them off.

>Fate Stay Night
there isn't an epic sleepover

>Eureka seveN
It's a show about seven mad scientists going on wild adventures

>Amagami SS
>Not a show about rounding up jews

>Samurai Flamenco
>no Spanish dancing

>Is it wrong to pick up girls in a dungeon?
I thought it would be a comedy show where a group of male adventurers try to save girls in dungeons and be full of wacky hijinks.

>Elfen Lied
>it's not about Elfen lying through his teeth

>Erased
>There are no erasers

>it's not a song about elves

>Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha
Magic isn't even based around singing songs

>Yozakura Quartet
>Doesn't have anyone using instruments as their weapon

>Break Blade
It's a kendo anime?

so wait why is it called Bleach

>yuru yuri
>for some reason makes me think of strawberry yogurt

I hate yogurt though.

Dragonball Super
- A fringe sport played with bouncy superballs, hyped as dangerous but actually quite stupid.

Flip Flappers
- A gameshow where people open boxes for prizes. Opponents can flip over each other's boxes and when they do it's called flip flapping. There are also silly hats or something weird.

Thunderbolt Fantasy
- Zeus comes to earth so he can compete in street races but he ends up in charge of a lovable car theft ring while his wife tries to kill him. May involve electric muscle cars.

Yuri on Ice
- X-rated fanfiction about the movie Frozen.

Kemono Friends
- X-rated fanfiction about Sonic the Hedgehog.

>Noir
>it's in colour

>Steins;Gate
>Frankenstein didn't go to home depot

>Gabriel Dropout
>Gabriel still goes to school

Because you want to drink bleach after reading all of it.

>Macross 7
>it's the second series

>Yuri on Ice
>Its yaoi on ice

>Another
>it's not a sequel

>Free!
>had to buy BDs to watch it

>Gabriel DropOut
>Gabriel hasn't dropped out of school and become a prostitute

>buying anime

>Amagami SS
>not a show about rounding up Jews and gently biting them

>Darker than Black
>not set in Detroit

>Sword Art Online
>Not about an obscure HEMA forum in the mid 2000s where bros discuss blacksmithing and proper technique.

>Sword Art Online
>not about GUARANTEED REPLIES

>not buying anime

>Baccano!
>nothing about casino table games

>One Piece
>Isn't about aII girI schooI swimming cIub,
>Isn't about a protagonist that studied in said schooI that wears its one-piece reguIar swimming suit under her uniform at aII times
>Isnt about said protagonist that dress in such manners out of her Iove of swimming
>Isn't about said protagonist struggIe since the swimming cIub in her schooI is cIose from being dissoIved due to Iack of participant
>Isn't about said protagonist meeting with a transfer student from the seaside that had unnaturaI agiIity in water, but fears going into the water out of a chiIdhood trauma
>Isnt about their struggIe together, asweII as 5 other eccentric girI in said swimming cIub, to defeat their fear and win championship

>ghost in the Shell
>it's not about being haunted by snails

>Dr. Stone
>the main characters are highschooIers

Its nice knowing ya for...6 weeks top!

This. I initiaIIy thought it to be a mistranIation from the katakana to engIish, but there are no haunted prisons either

I still can't see this picture without immediately hearing the theme song in my head.

>Hyouka
>literally no ice cream

I thought Nanoha was an actual mecha show when I first watched it. I was so wrong then.

>The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya
>Haruhi is bored, but she isn't melancholic

Also, for some reason when I first heard of Attack on Titan I thought it was a mecha show and it involved aliens or space. I guess I must have confused it with Gargantia.

I still don't know why that show is considered /m/.

...

>Perfect blue

It's not about a colorblind painter trying to choose the color blue

>not knowing nip
SMHTBHFAM

>Tamako Market
>She doesn't run a market

>>Amagami SS
>It is a first season

>Highschool of the Dead
>it's not a slice of life comedy about zombies attending high school

>Evangelion
>It's actually Heresy.

>XXXHolic
>Not about porn addiction.

>cross ange
>she doesn't get crucified

>Kill Me Baby
>not about scottish abortions

>Ah! My Goddess
>not hentai
>might even be reverse hentai with what happened to the MC

>Evangelion
>it doesn't even feature Jesus

>Heroic Age
>Not about an age of heroism

>Naruto
>not about the ramen topping
>it's about some jerk off in an orange jump suit going around telling people he's a nigger

>Bible Black
>no Southern Baptists anywhere

>Berserk
>Actually features a man who goes Berserk

no fucking way

>One Room
>there is more than one room

>Orange
>their blazers are green

but she does live in the market

this would have been better

>Dragon Ball
>it's not a dance with dragons in fancy dress

Knights of Sidonia was basically AoT in spess

>symphogear
>it actually has songs and people with mechanical gears and are used at the same time

>Tamako Market
>she's not for sale

Monogatari

>Not a show about a single gatari.

I thought this too. I was very disappointed when it turned out to be Spider-Man fighting giant zombies.

>Akagami no Shirayuki-hime
>It's about a girl named Shirayuki who has red hair and is probably gonna marry a prince

>implying Shinji isn't jesus

>your kid is a ginger
>call her Shirayuki
Well now I'm at least less angry about my name.

>Grenadier
>Not a single grenade in the entire show

Let me guess. Your name is Harry and you're bald?

It takes place in France. But yes, that's strange.

>kokoro connect
>not about cardiac surgery

I don't get it.

Where's the Scottish part?

>Locodol
>No dolls at all, let alone dolls going crazy

Saying "me" instead of "my", I'd guess. I wouldn't even associate that with Scotland so much as Ireland and Northern England honestly.

I'm a Pole.

>Kill la Kill
>almost no one actually dies

>Kill la Kill
>Not in Spanish

I guess this

that's more irish. scottish people would usually say "mah".

Yeah, I'm Irish and that's what I was thinking.

>asterisk wars
>there's not a single viking or actual war

>no Game no Life
>Is exclusively about games and life