I've been having a laugh reading "The Last Jedi" reviews on RT. It seems they screwed everything up...

I've been having a laugh reading "The Last Jedi" reviews on RT. It seems they screwed everything up, poor and illogical plot lines, social justice themes, lack of character development, avoiding or ignoring past plot line events, a 3 hr toy commercial...I'm gonna' skip this one..

Even my girlfriend that wanted to go see it hasn't bugged me about the fact that we haven't seen it yet either.

Her brother who is a huge Star Wars fan hated it and she's heard bad stuff on her normie instagram feed as well which just shows how widespread the hate for this movie is.

I'd be happy never to go see it so I don't give money to the studios for this turd.

b-but it has porgs!

Yeah a guy I know is a huge fan and said it was trash

I am quite certain that the audience rating is absolutely lower than 53% and that ShareBlue is having a nice side contract trying to bolster it

It's as bad as everyone says and it takes a giant dump on the star wars mythology

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Why didn't they just pick a hot asian girl instead of Rosy mcChinstraps? For what purpose

you might be on to something. Most of the reviews are 1 (one) star or less.

honestly, the force awakens should have been more than enough warning. i don't know why people are surprised the last jedi sucks

In all fairness it does have its moments though - I'd still recommend going to see it. If you can overlook the glaring errors and the diversity quota, it's not a terrible film.

Some of the sequences in it are amazing and it felt like more of a movie than TFA.

Think of it this way; it's a great film in itself, just not a great Star Wars film.

Not to mention all the five stars claim the negative raters are bitching about diversity, which is blatantly false.

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Torrent it, The korean one on piratebay is good quality, its just dubbed in Chinese

I mean subtitled

i actually liked it for what it was, not gonna lie

I'm thinking they created these porg things after seeing Grumpy Cat..

Nigger and chink part of the plot that is about 50% of the movie accomplishes absolutely nothing, the movie would have been the exact same without that plot, it boils down to "lul capitalism is bad." Purple hair bitch gets everybody killed because she makes everybody think she's just going to let them sit there and die which instigates a mutiny just because "lul fuck men." Rey continues to be Mary-Sue who is good at everything with no training. No pay off on anything set up in the last movie just. Luke the paragon of goodness who risked his life because he saw some light in his farther and he wanted to try and redeem him decides to kill his nephew because he saw some darkness in him. The one cool thing they could have done with this absolute shit show was the Rey, Kylo thing, should have had them stayed teamed up, on either side really, would have been interesting and different. Also can't forget the abomination of the Carrie Fisher is Jesus scene. Also don't even get me started on the porg bullshit.

That being said the fight scene in the throne room was pretty fun to watch, so just watch that on youtube and skip all the bullshit of the rest of the movie.

Big Star Wars fan at my work asked me if I've seen it. When I told him no and I'm probably not going to, he said "yeah that's a good idea".

The throne room sequence is probably one of my favourite parts in the entire SW saga. Fantastically pulled off.

I actually felt like the nigger chink story was the strongest plotline. He's a pussy. She's nobody. They actually give her a backstory and feelings. Makes him less pussy. Then she saves him from sacrificing himself because fuck everyone else. It's a sound and dynamic subplot. Gay, but coherent.

I can't say the same about any other characters. Rey doesn't even know wtf dark or light are. She has no reason to lean to either side. There was no peak conflict except to muddy the waters around everything force related while killing the two characters we wanted to see. Her lifting the rocks was the only sensible character development and training.

Fuck this movie so hard. Fuck Yoda. Fuck that tree. Fuck the milkers.

Fuck off faggot. Don't advise anyone to watch this shit. No one should be giving money to these kikes. If anyone wants to watch it; torrent it out find a movie streaming website.

Jesus fuck, it's the "too smart to win" meme all over again

Star Wars was always babyshit and this movie was no better.

>it's a great film in itself
That was Rogue One, a self contained story about the rising threat of the Death Star. The last Jedi was not a story, it was a SJW taxi on rails. Liberalism showing it's true colors even ti the point of glorifying suicide bombings. So many self inserts from the pig dyke writers made the whole thing reek of teenage fan fiction, down to Rey and Kylo using the force to txt for 30 minutes.

Hopefully they get a kick in the prostetic balls from their overlords.

Find a high quality torrent then. I'd still say see it purely for the kino parts that almost make up for the shortfalls - if you cuck out and go to a cinema then that's up to you.

YOU SHUT YOUR DAMN JEW MOUTH!!!

this usually only happens with AAA video games

It's almost like critic get paid off by the corporations.

"Gamergate isn't real," they said.

(((NO WAY!!)))

Fake

How old are you and why are you crying about Jew wars on a politically incorrect board? No one here cares about this shit

putting the azn in to kiss the nigger is seriously backfiring on them. several of china's largest cinema companies are refusing to show it, meaning disney cant rely on us to fix their shitty budget

/thread

>hot
>Asian

Citation needed

>yeah, porgs, yeah

Fallout 4?

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The first 3 star war movies were true space opera films that used science fiction as a lens through which to view a very traditional type of story about fatherhood. The latest two movies are trying to create original new science fiction films, using the popularity of other Star Wars media as a vehicle to get more sales and sell more toys. Trying to apply modern political opinions to a science fiction film will just make it become dated that much faster, and will hardly help change anyone's mind. All these movies will do is sell toys, piss off die-hard fans, disenchant more people with the film industry, and give liberals an unrealistic point of comparison.

Space negros and feminist

It got a better score than Empire Strikes Back for fucks sake. This is complete and utter bullshit.

Honestly, the good moments in it make it worth sitting through the rest of the fluff.
Basically there's 3 story lines going on throughout the movie and the editor did a pretty shitty job at organically switching between them.

The scenes with Luke and Rey tend to be pretty good, they have that magic Star Wars has. I just didn't like how they made Luke succumb to his fear of the dark side. It wasn't really like him.
The space battles and Finn's casino bullshit was all meaningless though.

My only problem with the throne room scene was it was a glorified sword fight. No “force” till the very end. Think to Luke fighting Vader...all the gymnastics and using the force to move shit into each other.

So less than 1/3 of the movie is good and you still recommend spending money to see it in the theater? Nice try disney

>Think of it this way; it's a great film in itself,
No it isn't. Half the fuckin screentime is a big nothingburger with the nigger and the gook and on top of that characters make retard child decisions consistently.

TFA was a good film within itself but not a good star wars film. This is a bad film and a bad star wars film and that's why absolutely nobody likes it.

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What tree?

It's a fucking lazer space battle for children. Were you expecting Macbeth?

My review...TLJ put my childhood in a bag. Shit in the bag. Set the bag on fire to have me stomp it out on my porch.

Why shouldn't we? The original three were pretty good. Why shouldn't we expect it this time too? Why SHOULDN'T WE HOLD THEM TO A FUCKING STANDARD THAT ALREADY EXISTS?!

I was hoping for at least something half as good as other lazer space battles for children in the same franchise.

>Was The Last Jedi too smart to win the fans over?

I wonder why democrats really like the latest Soy Wars movie???

Source

For the same reason they liked Frozen. Lesbian incest.

Hahahaha perfect. Impact on their bottom line is the only way Disney will step back from making Tumblr 2 - The First Gay Disabled Jedi.

>tfw to intelligent

Pol, you need to do something. Its very simple.

Google "Porging"

Because when Star Wars came out, it was a display of the insane technology movies were using at the time. It couldn't have been made 10 years before it was released. It pushed the future onto modern audiences when it came out.

We don't live in those times anymore. The pioneer days are over when it comes to that. You should have lowered your expectations for Star Wars the moment the credits started rolling for the Phantom Menace.

To be fair you need to have a very high IQ to understand porgs

Will doing this put me on a register?

I FUCKING LOVE PORGS!!!

Occult overtone
Is it me or every movie is a fucking Harry Potter themed bullshit
Not long before I kill myself

Return of The Jedi was widley detested in its time by fans too.
>Luke spends the majority of the movie doing what he's done for the duration of the series, whining like a little bitch and putting everyone around him at risk because his competence is directly related to whether the voices in his head tell him to run away to an uninhabited planet for another few months or not.
>The monolithic unstoppable juggernaught of the imperial military that the rebels fear and dread to face is destroyed by scifi teddybears designed soley to sell plushie toys to kids.
>Leia cant just choose to be with Solo instead of luke because hes the coolest, and not a whiney soyboy loser, noooo.... they must be SIBLINGS FOR LITERALLY NO FUCKIN REASON.
>Actually it was just a cheap attempt to one up the "I am your father twist" in The Empire strikes back. So now all the prior sexual tension, flirting, and kissing is creepy incest.
>which NEITHER of the two force ghosts following him around who knew both of his parents ever seemed to think was important to mention
>like neither yoda or ben/bens ghost ever said "yo, dude, dont tap that, shes yer sister," presumably because theyre pervy old fucks who get off on incest

The entire series is filled with stupid plot holes, idiotic plot twists for no good reason, and stupid forced cute critters pushed soley to sell toys to kids. This one is nothing different than any of the rest of it, the audience just arent 12 years old anymore so they are actually noticing it now whilst relying on nostalgia to ignore the stupid shit from the original.

>more technology
>we don't live in those times anymore
tip kik

Wtf. The tree with the Jedi texts in it that Yoda burns down.

underrated image

Isn't Yoda dead though?

>porging: the process of removing all blood vessels from meat to be sold for consumption in Jewish households.

Porging is preparing meat to be kosher.

We don't live in a time where space battles with lasers are fresh and new. Sorry.
Maybe if they CGI the lasers and add a lens flare, THEN it'll recapture the original magic of Star Wars lmao

Could this be a metaphor for purging white blood?

Just saw it. It wasn't that bad aside from the fact that purple slut could have avoided all of this bullshit by just letting Poe know what their strategy was in the first place.

This is nothing to get mad over. It's just a damn movie you permavirgins

Ghost Yoda returns and calls down lightning from the sky.

And no, I'm not kidding.

Oy vey, we need to sell more shekel-bears to the goyim!

Glad I already decided not to watch this movie.

What annoys me about those critters in OPs picture is that they explicitly designed something that would be easy to manufacture as a toy.
I bet they can even use the same machinery as the despicable me.

I thought Disney taking over would be a good thing, but I don’t want 1000 Star Wars, I want a few every decade with a coherent story line.

I Star Wars to me is the story of Anaken, that entire series would be mind blowing if they just had one cameo of him, it would actually tie everything together. Fuck random yoda scenes, we are past that point in the story

lmao wtf

PORG:

Pro
Obstinatus et
Rectus
Genus

For the
Unflinching and
Upright
Race

True canon Episode 7, 8 and 9 are awesome, too bad they are only available as books as of yet.

So pubes are in bad taste? Pleb detected.

>Sup Forums attempting to analyze films
Lmao you guys have the worst taste and lack the basic brain function to articulately criticize film

...new greatest ally?

>Give me Anakin fan service but fuck a Yoda cameo that actually meant something to Luke
Lmao whack my mans

I had a feeling Disney was going to destroy it. I didn't realize this far, This fast though...

I personally am glad those two don't breed.

Imagine being so weak willed and so easily lead by marketing that you literally construct your entire identity around buying childrens toys and merchandise based on a single fictional creature in a film franchise whose only interaction with other charecters is an ulating shriek. You will literally spend hundreds upon hundreds of dollars to own literally anything and everything related to it simply because your life is so utterly devoid of meaning that obeying marketing is the closest you ever actually get to fulfillment.

Literally anyone who was in anyway let down by this flick, having seen the last two by Disney, is a brainlet

>imagine being a woman
Why would I do that?

Her face says “ I wish I could do it all over again”

So many things I would change

Wonder if he shaves his legs or if they're naturally hairless.

>those (((noses)))

I watched it recently and honestly, it's not that bad. I actually kind of liked The Last Jedi. I think Sup Forums and the usual skeptic community is in this rut now where they think everything is an SJW plot.

The only SORT of SJW ham-fisted thing about The Last Jedi was that message about animal cruelty on that casino planet and that part about how the people at the casino were arms dealers and how that's how they got that rich.

Aside from that, it was okay. I liked the short timespan of the movie and how it was just one long chase across the galaxy. I honestly even liked that Holdo character.

Sadly, Sup Forums is a group of lemmings and is blinded by their hatred of everything that even reeks of SJWs.

Oh well, have fun growing old bitter and angry at everything I guess.

They've been on one hell of a bender over the last decade. I hate to wonder what they'll do to Fox's film assets once that deal goes through.

Shut up crocodile dundee

In general it’s confusing while nothing actually happens. Too much switching around. There aren’t even any good lightsaber fights either. Nothing happens. That’s precisely what happens when woman are in charge, nothing.

Steering this back to politics, I think the whole story is a result of diversity hires running a business. Notice MaRey Sue, she hasn't had to work for anything, both movies had to be viewed by the diversity hires several times before release. None of them said "Hey, our main character hasn't worked for anything, she's just great at everything without any study or hard work." Why? Because they never did, because of their cunt or skin tone they got to get into the cool schools without scoring as high as the white men. Then got hired to do 6 or 7 figure a year busy work, and if anyone complains the cunts scream till the complainer is fired.

Which is why they react the same way when the customers say their product is shit. It's always a slew of articles about how racistsexistbigotedhomophobic the manbabies are for thinking what they spent $20 - and 2 1/2 hours of their life on should have been better.

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I don't even understand the point of that scene. What purpose does it serve? Ghost Yoda did exactly what Luke was going there to do. It was just to set up the book reveal at the end. Which only serves to create hope that Rey will actually learn something in the final chapter.

And i know what they were thinking. Yodatold Luke not to go in empire. So now we'll have Luke tell Rey not to go. Then Yoda will tell Luke to drop it all. So then Luke won't drop it and save the day as a force projection, yeah he does that now. And then the twist is that Rey saved the secrets because women lying and stealing shit is always the gamechanging heroic move. Stupid, impulsive men.

Jfc I'm so angry that i saw it.

I think it was better than the previous two star wars movies. The story was better and less lazy. However there's an obvious push for the 'strong female' leader meme and interracial relationships. I would be fine with it if it felt natural but it's so obviously forced.

Also I get a good kek out of all the butthurt on Pol where the white guy is the pasty evil loser and the nigger is the hero. This is after a thousand billion movies of having niggers and Muslims as evil and white men as heroes of the piece.

But yeah the soft pushing of agenda is obvious. Why can't they fuck off with it and just make the story happen without inserting themselves into current social issues. Fuck sake.