Monster Musume Thread

Who would handle there drinks like a champ?

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Mero drinks like a... she drinks a lot.

No chapter for 2 months. You don't need a general.

Horse, Cow, Ogre, and Oni can probably just drink until everyone else has passed out. Sheep could probably handle more beer than a normal person I think, but nowhere near as mush as above.
I want to say Miia could actually take in a fair amount before being too wasted just from sheer body mass.
Mero's aquatic biology might make it hard for her to get drunk as if in water she will dehydrate much, much slower than others.
Papi and Suu would be intoxicated extremely fast.
Lala I think is no different than any other girl. Might over do it on a very chunni high content drink to show off.
Rachnera is weird though. Alcohol may not effect her, but from what was shown by the Lamia tea and Kinos spores she might have very good tolerance to being altered, it won't hit her quite as hard.

God damn this series needs a drunk episode.

>spoiler
A tipsy Tio in a green shirt-dress trying to convince passers by that she's really a cute little fairy.

I want Tio to destroy my boipucci.

For what purpose

Because what is a general without shitposters skirting the law?

I need this.
I imagine she has a whole keg under one arm and she is giving people free drinks calling it her magic fairy potion or something.

Thanks doc

Thread deletion. It's the best way to tank a thread.
Tipsy Cerea always whips them out.

Did someone say ogreload?

>Reminder Ms. Smith is Best Girl.

Season 2 next year right?

Go back to Sup Forums, Peebee.

Rachnera is the superior girl.

Yeah, next year.*

* - always relative to the current year

It's been teased for 2 years, producers must think it didnt sell enough to warrant wasting money when no one is going to buy

Sup Forums sucks

Doppel is the Superior Girl

You know that she's Irished up that coffee just to be able to deal with the crazy MON workload.

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As expected from the monster musume general. Even the cancerous naruto fags have the decency to not do that holy shit.

Its been over a year since the show ended, we got an ova almost a year later, Seven Seas still hasnt released the dub, the MonMusu online crashed
Are you sure crabman even wants to do MonMusu anymore?

...

Look like he would probably rather take his saved up cash and retire to small farmhouse in the country.

The anime brought in all the wrong people.

...

Here it comes

crabs been forced to draw less lewd by his editor and those new censorship laws, of course hes sick of.
Let the man draw his fetishes damn it.

Fuck off chilean.

Gender swap happens, how do the threads change?

How about we stick to drunken mon musume?

Hopefully more monster futas.

It's a maneater.

Yoooooooo

Same shit as always, but with more monster boys.
-Same cock of the walk
-Same muh lewds
-Same generals gtfo

Nothing would really change at all.

Assuming the threads are still being had.

I can get behind this.

>gis image
>get this
Ti diO is mai waifu

Kek

>Not including Lala, who's an irish unseelie fairy
shame on you, beign irish should make her drink beer like it was water
btw, soon will be Papi and Draco's birthday

>titanium lower horn
Like pottery. It's beautiful.

Didn't Sentai filmworks just recently announce that they were going to dub it?

any news on the 4th 4koma release?

28MAR2017, according to the wiki article I found with a 5 second Google search.

Draco was just loosening up Miia for a handsome Naga

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>I was only 9 years old
>I loved Tio so much, I had all the manga volumes and Blu-rays
>I pray to Tio every night before bed, thanking her for the life I’ve been given
>"Tio is love" I say; “Tio is life”
>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Tio
>I called him a Manakofag
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I’m crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it’s really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It’s Tio
>I am so happy
>She whispers into my ear “This is my swamp.”
>She grabs me with her powerful ogre hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I’m ready
>I spread my ass-cheeks for Tio
>She penetrates my butt-hole
>It hurts so much but I do it for Tio
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against her force
>I want to please Tio
>She roars in a mighty roar as she fills my butt with her love
>My dad walks in
>Tio looks him straight in the eyes and says “It’s all ogre now.”
>Tio leaves through my window

Tio is love. Tio is life.

I fucking hate you.

I hate you more than fucking chickenfucker. You've been posting this stupid fucking strawpoll for fucking months now. Why? What mad sickening twisted autism drives you to post this shit every fucking thread? I can understand someone like doppelfag with his waifuism, but you're just a fucking worthless cunt.

More reasons to bully the dyke

Holy shit you are so mad at nothing.

When's the next copypasta post?

We haven't seen Suezo yet, so...

Turn into a copypasta.

New copypasta?

the weirdest part is that she wants to be seeing as a female

Someone summon Kevin

the horny lalafag with his long as fuck fantasy maybe?

I said this once, but I'll say it again. I want to see Kyurii masturbating with a thick, bumpy, ice cold cucumber and shuddering with shock and delight at the frigid sensation penetrating her tight vampire cunt.
I want to bend her over with it still sticking out halfway and jam it good and hard up in her far further than she's willing to do so by herself.
I want to get it in her so snug that only an inch or two of it is poking out, her teeth chattering, breath ragged and body shivering from the piercing icy sensation spreading her inner walls apart and pressing hard up against her womb, then pull my hot throbbing cock out and penetrate her twitching asshole with tremendous force, driving her to madness from the unbearably intense polarizing sensations of the frigid cucurbitaceae in her pussy and the burning hot phallus ramming in and out of her anus without mercy, screaming with mindless pleasure as she experiences multiple orgasms so powerful it pushes the thick, still cold hunk of edible vegetation out of her desensitized vagina, now as cool to the touch as the aforementioned food item was, and gradually warm her up by pulling out of her ass and finishing up by gushing piping hot semen into that poor battered and frozen pussy up to the brim, slowly bringing her devastated genitals back to life so she can properly comprehend the pounding she just took.
Then I want to slice up the cucumber, lightly sprinkle some crushed sea salt and ground peppercorns onto them, and make her eat half of them. I'll eat the other half.

You're welcome.

>Darling meets a guy who is an absolute bro.
>Become best of buds instantly.
>Invites him round the house to meet The Munsters.
>Secretly this bro has an extreme fondness of extra species girls so he easily fall in love with every single one there.
>Sadly though he's a social wreck around women, especially ones he's passionate about.
>Anytime the Monster Girls try to talk to him, or rarely if he tries to make conversation with them. He always turns into a cute, flustered mess and will sometimes make a weird or inappropriate comment that usually gets ignored.
>None of them pay much attention to him due to this. So he makes it his ambition to become a confident, charismatic man that surely win one of these grills hearts.

Also he's a cyborg, don't ask me why.

It's like I'm time traveling with all these copypasta.

New copypasta?

damn it, now with Kyurii too
also
>Lala best thighs etc

ITT: Shitposting

New copypasta?

That's every thread now.

I bet this thread wont make it to 100 posts before it gets deleted.

You can win that bet easy. Just post some gore or cp.

well, hopefully there's a drawfag in here that maybe will get to do a Lala pic
I need something new for my collection

Draco and Liz could drink a bit more than average with the tail balancing out the smaller stature.
I wanna say Kii, Kino and Cot/Ton can't get drunk because plant biology would quickly isolate anything useful and discard the alcohol.
Kiira might be like Rachnera, but if she is affected I think she might be a lightweight. An half angry half loving drunk Kiira would be cute.
Lilith and Manako are both lightweights. Lilith would keep pounding them down regardless, while Manako's one would be too much.
Luz's Ara Ara mode becomes even more lewd, but probably a little above average tolerance.
Zombina, Cici, and Smith never not stop drinking.
Oct might be like Mero, but has a thing for stronger drinks for sure.
Yukio...everyone wants her to chill their drinks. I imagine not a heavy drinker though.
Kyurii...not sure might be more susceptible to alcohol because of her biology, but probably not inclined to drink anyway.
Polt will have one beer, after a workout, then another workout.

Better get started then. You've got 40.

40 posts on an auto-saging thread?

child's play

Lala is the only good girl in this series. Prove me wrong.

Three day ban for posting spoilered official nips, eh Mods. I guess I should earn it.

>admitting to evading
>posting horse shit

You're not the brightest one around.

>Threads on autosage

Depressing. I wish we could go back to a year ago where we could shitpost in peace and argue with each other like rabid baboons without worrying about the threads being deleted.

There are other sites than this.

>redditor

Doppel is the superior girl.

Tio is the superior girl.

Zombina is the superior girl.

Miia is the superior girl.

Rachnee is the superior girl.

Obligatory superior girl posting.

Reminder Ms. Smith is the best girl.

I want to marry this snek.

ywn do nice things with Zombina. Does it matter, Sup Forums?

Reminder that Draco is made for hugs and kisses, not bullying.

Threadly reminder that horsepussy rhymes with heresy, don't be a faggot son.

Lala best thighs.

It was me Tio!

Papi fans in an eggshell.

Wew lad.

I want Cot and Ton to destroy my boypussy.

I want Tio to give me her Ogreload!

Tio is love. Tio is life.

Polt is number wan.

Who?

I'm going to marry Draco!

Also, he's a cyborg, don't ask me why.

Horsefuckers need to die.

Posting best girl.

Look at all my gainz.

Cuckfish chicken wings.

Cerea > everyone else. Remember that.

Posting spider loli every thread until you like it.
1/100

Draco is cute!
CUTE!

These fucking generals need to be pruned.
Did you miss it?

Never leave us again Kevin-kun.

like one of the 4komas chapters

Nope, not yet, just pissed and pissed off at the piss poor excuse for mods we have here.

>not yet
>yet
Kill yourself

Spooder.

Oh, right, well yes, but official and animated, and lewd.

...

What do expect when our next chapter is months away? It's sad.

yea, of course
I'd love to see a lot of those 4komas animated or at least to get expanded into the official manga

I am now picturing Monmusu done in the style of Azumanga Daioh