For all the people who say that the Rance ovas have a better plot than SAO

For all the people who say that the Rance ovas have a better plot than SAO

The answer is obvious, as there is only one swordsman in that picture.

who gives a shit whos a better swordsman? Rance is a better more entertaining character than Kirito could ever be.

Rance is better with the only sword that matters. Princess rape > glop

Rance is legitimately one of the best swordsman of his world.

Rance - former mercenary soldier, has extensive military experience, highly talented with the sword and has sparred with the legendary Red Death.

Kirito - plays MMORPGs.

Imagine thinking some loser with the nickname "red death" is cooler than the black swordsman.

Rance states wanting to fuck Asuna, Kirito challenges Rance to a duel for insulting her. Rance cheats and brings more people to the duel, thus winning.
Later, while Asuna is getting a taste of the hyper weapon, Kirito complaints Rance is the game creator since obviously that's the only way somebody could have beaten him.

the black swordsman

from where is that Ranch Slash guy?

Rance signature move is fucking terrifying in the old OVA.

Rance wins by getting a girl to flash her tits, leaving Kirito blinded.

Is there even anyone who is weaker than Kirito? I mean, all he does is play video games all day, video games that make him lose control of his body even. You could just go piss on his head and he would never know about it.

The average user

i am waiting,
Sord Art Online, Kirito, The Black Sordsman
Berserk, Guts, The Black Sordsman
???, Rance, The Gay Sordsman

yea, that Girl with cancher who beat him

>Rance
>gay

When did Kitiro grow older?

Same thing, right?

Was there any more news about Rance X or american releases after 6?

>Kirito - plays MMORPGs.

he's able to use his mmorpg sword skill in real life tho.

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That's what you get for using a garbage search like Bing instead of Google.

No

i only use bing to get 5 dollar amazon bucks every 2 weeks. Not like google gives me free amazon bucks...

No, he can't. That's the first thing he tried to do at the beginning of the second arc and it only made him look dumb.

> he didn't watch the movie yet

And they were playing VR in the real world in the movie.

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>he is paying for SAO

> get proven wrong
> start bitching about something else instead

I don't like Kirito myself but to his defense.

He also did take kendo till middle school, his kinetic vision and faster mental reaction speed is the only thing he has irl.
Even after a month of rehab. his body being a potato for 2 years still makes weak af.
At best he can only graze evade Sugu's national levels of strikes.

>every time someone says something that isn't completely 100% on topic that means I win the argument
fuck off cunt

I really can't tell if I'm wrong or not until I watch the movie, so yeah, you can say that.
But it really doesn't matter when you are paying for literally trash. The movie could be actually good, I don't know, but the show is mediocre but fun at best so anyone paying to watch the movie it's a newfag who believes SAO is a good show and just thinking about that makes me laugh at you.

I'm not saying Kirito is a bad fighter per se but saying that he is a better fighter than someone who actually have fought for most of his life is just stupid.

Where can I get the english version of Rance Quest?

You don't. You can get Rance VI though which I believe is 10% off at the moment.

His enemies gave him the nickname, he's actually kind of a wimp when he doesn't have the helmet on. The helmet gives him confidence

>implying sao is bad

obviously kazuma
kirito is only a swordsman in a game

Kazuma is a pretty shit swordsman

kazuma would wreck kiritos little fag shit

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my eyes are fucked up, for minute i thought it was Kazuma in the bottom

obviously Rance with them plays. plus atleast he actually fucked his bitch

It is NSFW Kazuma tho.

I really don't know how you can compare someone that works within the confines of a game and is a normal human being outside of it, with someone who has fought and killed people in combat most of his adult life.

I mean, Rance has fought in combat the strongest woman in the world (who was also the second strongest human in the world), defeated with the help of allies the strongest human in the world, fought to a standstill someone who has literal videogame cheat codes on, and several demons, of whom even the weakest of them are magnitudes more powerful than any normal human.

More importantly, I really doubt Kirito would kill a real living person willingly without hesitation. Rance has killed people because they've annoyed him, he has zero moral qualms with murder. He once killed children for kicking over his sand castle.

Kirito also fucked his bitch. 2 years worth of semen...

Well Kazuma is clearly influenced by Rance.

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>fucked his bitch
>in VR

Do you actually believe that counts as fucking? I bet you think you'd lose your virginity by playing VR kanojo.

In the video game. Kirito thinks hes cumming in asuna when hes actually just making a mess for the poor nurses.

hmmmmm

01 and 03 Rance looks pretty shit compared to KR and IX

>I bet you think you'd lose your virginity by playing VR kanojo.
Wait, I didn't?

He was only 18 back then

I know. I just don't like Gyoukai's art for men.

Well he is younger during that time.

Is Sill still in ice or have they got her out?

Without realistic haptic feedback, it will never count.
;_;

She's freed as of IX's ending

Unfortunately they got her out

she got out in 9 i think.

Agreed, even with years of combat experience in online, they are still carried by the easy levels and stat system.

He had some potential but he kept to chose the nerdy route instead, to bridge his digital daughterfu to our world.
Only way for him to be good fighter in irl is if someone cloned his fluctlight and install it on a military kill bot

back in 2014

>using her crown as handlebars

You mean blacked.

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>swordsman
>kirito

nice thread

RANCE QUEST TRANSLATION NEVER EVER!

Please give me your attention
I'll introduce to you
A man that is a credit to
Our Chinese animu!
His author is even dumber
yet his show isn't a flop!
he is a common Mary Sue
and his name is Mr. Glop.
And Glop he thinks he may
Be a decent protagonist some day.

[CHORUS]
Oh, Mr. Glop,
you were born by mistake,
You take the caek.
You make us ache.
Tie a rock to your cock
and go jump in a lake.
Kindly do that for anime's sake!

Yes, Mr. Glop is lucky; he found a girl, by gee!
He got himself seven bitches, they even cooked and cleaned for free.
They went into a dungeon, came out with enough gold to fill a truck,
And when they got back in the evening, they argued whose turn it was to fuck.
So he shouted, "If you give each other's crotches a lick, I'll do you all right quick!"

Glop hiked back to the city, but wasn't happy laying low.
He said, "I'll join a guild, the great K. of the B.O."
He went out for training in the morning, nearly got killed before noon.?
He'd be out there pushing daisies, if his waifu hadn't ran to him so soon!
The guild leader said, "You see,
You've got my apology."

When the final battle came he shouted, "Let's you and I fight fair!"
The GM did oblige him, gee in anime that's rare,
But the second time it happened, Mr. Glop nearly faced defeat.?
Till he overcame his opponent,
And stabbed him in the street!?

Unfortunately, I'm sad to say, Mr. Glop has yet to die,
He's still making the plebs squee and causing us to all ask, "Why?"?
He has a movie coming, a third season too!
Prolonging the agony to be suffered by me and you.?
And his author says, even the story hasn't all come out.
So we'll probably keep seeing Mr. Glop until the money all runs out!

(With apologies to Joe Hill)

It was funnier before you hit the submit button I'll bet, you retarded tripfag. Filtered.

There is no way this is real. Please tell me this is not real.

>that pic

>mfw

PURGE

Darkness would die from dehydration after 10 minutes in the same room as Rance.

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Rance would like Aqua and would fuck Darkness but get bored of her.

He'd have little interest in someone as high maintenance as Megumin.

Rance doesn't go for lolis unless he's under the influence of alcohol.

He does many lolis in the games.

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Kazuma is looking pretty cool in that picture