Things you won't hear a black person say

>things you won't hear a black person say

Im your dad and I love you.

"I'm responsible for my own destiny."

Sticks and stones may break my bones
But words can never hurt me

Time to wake up early and go to work!

"I'm going to college to study"

I'm back with the milk!

Hey Dad, was just calling to let you know I love you and miss you. Let's have a BBQ sometime soon, yeah? Alright call me back when you get the chance, love ya pops.

Hey dad when we go to the shooting range next week can you show me some tips on proper pistol handling

When I was in school I used to have an IQ of 15. My classmates used to harass me for not being that smart. But since 2013, my life has changed. My IQ is now 195 and it increases by 5 every time I sit down on Sunday nights to watch this one show. It is called Rick and Morty. Because of that, I get all the girls and people are always comparing me to Albert Einstein, some even say that I am the cure for cancer. When the government found out that I watch Rick and Morty, they showed up to my residence and took me to a secret facility to take an exam. The exam was about explaining all the jokes in Rick and Morty and I had to answer each question in all currently spoken languages. Since I watched Rick and Morty, I didn't have any problems and I completed it in 30 minutes. The next day, I got to see the results and I passed the exam with a score of 100%. They gave me the title "Smartest Man in Existence". Guess I am out of this world.

I'm tired of welfare parasites being a drain on society.

Thank you for the wonderful service. Here is a tip.

Since white people are devils, why don't we all go back to Africa?

Underrated. Blacks run from accountability and the left allows them to

I paid for it

I'd like to be a valuable person to society.

I think it's time that we as a group take a serious look at our behaviour.

"I'm yo fatha..."

I did indeed do something, officer.

>Hey dad

"Time to go to work, feed my family, and read some Tom Sowell after!"

I did well on my exams and it got me into college

Here's your tip.

ask

I'm turning in this wallet I found

>anyone want _____? I'm buying!

...

Happy Father’s Day

Hey that's my favorite book!

Is this your wallet sir/ma’am?

"Ok, Officer"

Is he OK now?

I did something.

"We need to fix our problems"

"I am responsible and hold a steady job, I think the gangster life is immoral and plan to support my family entirely once my faithful wife has our first and only child."

Happy birthday, son

Actually, no shit, a black guy asked me that when I left my wallet on the seat in the train.

Yes I know, highly unlikely, but since he did it, I have to say it to show thanks.

It was a wonderful book and I would recommend everyone read it.

Of course I will comply officer.

I got a loan from my bank

The glove fit!

Ya see, because he’s guilty. OJ mudered his wife and that guy. In cold blood. OK?

"That is my gun officer".

heh, funny thing about this one is you can tell if a black guy has been to prison if he reads or not

I'm sorry

...

"Not ALL white people are racist."

Happy birthday son

>i believe the turret mill needs calibration

Don't talk to me or my Jew funded variety show ever again

Excuse me, I think this is your phone you dropped back there.

>read
Shortened it for ye
>anything tip related
Accurate af

We should be more like the whites and try to learn things from them. Let's put the basketballs down for a sec.

Thank you, white peepo

>Let's put the basketballs down for a sec.
Fucking kek this thread is pure gold

LMAO. This one really got me with its simplicity.

Top kek

"I accept all responsibility for my actions."

My wife and I had a nice home cooked, nutritious dinner with our children.
Later, I helped them with their homework and my wife made sure they bathed and put them to bed around 9:00PM.
I sat down and watched the news to catch up on the events of the day.

I wish they would just not tip. Instead it's always a loud ass oppression a thon about how "I was gonna tip you 20$ but you was nicer to the other tables ( they always use this even when they're my only table so they can imply that I'm racist and lazy) so now I'm not tipping you anything."
Everyone always knows the Mondays were never going to tip but its another thing they have to blame on everyone else

Ayo ayo holup

You telling me I can get more money if I get a job ?

Aiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight

Wu tang


Dem white peepo
Be all my problems

I dun even think about Ze jews

Schlomo el homo


Aiiiiiiight ?


White power

"I am an excellent swimmer"

Maybe we should leave pajeet and wo kee mon alone at their gas stations, they have enough trouble as it is.

It’s important to focus on building a better future.

They still have migrants issues, regardless of that issue being so 2016.

Shouldn't have banked on Trump.

im a white guy

Hi Dad

Lost

I did, in fact, do something.

I was not a kang

"Here is all that money I owe you plus interest for taking so long"

I loved him in beverly hills ninja.

Name one thing we wouldn't have without black people, I'll start:
single mothers

I'm sorry if I wasted your time sir

FUCK NO HE'S DEAD!!
but srsly he's probly gots a happy family now livin off pestilance elephant shit and white hate

kek

what did that nigger do to deserve that? other than being a nigger

Someone probably spread a rumour that he was a witch or some such ridiculous thing. I'm not even joking. These people are literally a thousand years behind us.

Anyone have a belt?

Watch the Boondocks with nazis live now

"I paid for that bike"

"It's bring you kid to work day!"

Cashier:have any coupons?
Dindu: lol whatchu think
Me: ffs...

I must provide for my family and be a strong father figure in my home

Arbeit macht frei

lol

Hello sir, I'm wondering if you are hiring?

“I did it”

"Father"

Hehe elegant and perfect.

it was my fault

I love and care about my black brothers

"I would like to have consensual intercourse with that aesthetically pleasing female"

I'm black and I literally say this everyday while I accept and wait to die in mediocrity. Try again

"If you're not 5 minutes early you're late!"

I paid for this bike

>surrender flag
>black
Haha fuck france and fuck the brown frogs too

THE JEWS DID THIS

"better pay my taxes this week"

I best sheathe my male member with a prophylactic as to prevent an unwanted pregnancy.

I best sheathe my male member with a condom as to prevent an unwanted pregnancy