Be Oklahoma

>be Oklahoma
>southern states don't consider you part of the south
>western states dont consider you part of the west
>midwest states dont consider you part of the midwest

Come on just let us join the Midwest ya? We farm a shit ton of crops just like you all but we also have Oil!

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You also have OU, so fuck off we're full.

What's so bad about OU man?

Isn't Oklahoma Indian territory?

best state in the union, just don't tell anyone.

FOH nigger, Sooner until I die.
The problem is the state is literally split culturally. Tulsa has much more in common midwestern culture while the rest of the state is a mix of southern and south western.

Shhhhhh, it's just a flyover state m8. Nothing to see here. Last thing I want is more Rhinestone Cowboys from Texas faggoting everything up as they flee the brown invaders.

Eh ya, but they always keep to themselves and we have them contained in certain parts of norther Oklahoma. They aren't like spics or niggers who just constantly complain about stupid shit. The only time they ever open their mouths is if you fuck with their territory which is super defined and is only done by corporations trying to build pipelines or some shit.

Isn't it weird that we contain our Niggers in Tulsa? Hmmm...

This desu. The only one who can compete with its Conservative stance is Alaska and they are all the way up in fuckwad Canada.

>Isn't it weird that we contain our Niggers in Tulsa? Hmmm...
Really it's a shame. Tulsa is a pretty area. They should be contained in some sort of storage specifically for dead ones.

Born in Tulsa, lived there for several years, go back at least once a year. Tulsa really is nigger containment, can't go into a Quik-Trip without running into 10 nogs. Tulsa is a shithole that needs to be burned.

Gross. Why would we want to be part of the Midwest? As much as it pains me Texas and Oklahoma are their own distinct cultures based. At least that used to be the case, now Texas is just Mexico. Oklahoma is definitely a misunderstood state.

Don't like how gentrified the metro is getting. But, I'm happy that faggots have their preconceptions about how bad it is to live there. Keep em the fuck out.

I literally only ever go to your state to visit indian casinos.

>They should be contained in some sort of storage specifically for dead ones.
You must've never been to North Tulsa. It is exactly that.
Never go north of I-244

>Don't like how gentrified the metro is getting
Nigger.

>not Montana
you don't know shit

lmao no I'm afraid I haven't been to North Tulsa. My old man lives in Broken Arrow and I never had a reason to go beyond that when visiting him. I grew up in OKC in the PC North are, which is apparently over run with niggers and spics according to the school demographic I was looking at recently. Made me sad.

Thanks for all the money towards college, medical expenses, and even more benefits that I've yet to claim.

I grew up in Shadow Mountain. Clean, white, and conservative. Left Tulsa in 94 - probably had gone to shit since

No, India is Indian territory.
If you weren't Indian, would you like to be called Indian?

>Oklahomo

>nigger

Yes, having generic american brand stores like starbucks and hipster craft taco shops opening everywhere with snooty soy latte drinking motherfuckers living next to poor ghetto motherfuckers makes me a nigger.

Alaska is the Northern, Western, and Eastern (startpage it) most state. Nobody gives a shit about the south.

Graduate of 2017. Unfortunately yes, it is half nigger. You can thank (((Section 8))) for that. They flank all the good neighborhoods that send kids to PC North with shitty low end apartments. There are about three to four apartments in the area that all flank suburban white neighborhoods and now they are all filled with niggers who have actually lowered the overall quality of the entire area. It's complete bullshit.

Shut up you feather assed, spear chucking prairie nigger. My great grandpa used to sell injun scalps for a nickel a piece.

>not send your kids to Holland Hall

>gentrified
Southern downtown and anywhere north of 244 is shit. The rest is fairly nice. Little mexico is growing though.
PC North is getting worse by the year. Still have money though, unlike the shithole that is 23rd street.

whoops, accidentally had gentrified still selected

Yeah that would explain the rapidly changing school demographics. I'm actually 2005, well I would have been if I hadn't moved. I'm actually moving back this year, but it will be in Edmond because it's still 80% white in the schools. Is blow still all over PCN?

(You) might as well chop their testicles off now and save the trouble

I was on the academic team (nerdy fucking quiz bowl, it was the greatest) when I went to Oologah. I remember playing HH in tournaments and beating those rich faggots 9/10. They didn't like getting beat by "poor" schools. I'm not against people having money, but it was satisfying when their posh smugness turned to anger.

Cocaine? No. It's mostly weed and Xanax during my four years, as well as Aderall and other ADHD Meds, though not as much.

I'll be moving into the Air Force but when it's time to raise a family I will be returning to Oklahoma if it isn't too niggerfied and raising my family back at home.

Oklahoma isn't really part of any greater region, we didn't have a side in the civil war (as territory, many had family that went to both sides), and I find us to be more generally "western". If anything, we are closest to Texas, as much as either state would hate to admit it.

North was pretty hood rat when we used to go there for football camps. Memorial & Santa Fe were the nicer ones if I remember.

Okaloma is texan.

To elaborate (necessary yes), it really depends on that part of the state you live in. Someone from Idabel probably won't see things the same way as someone from Boise City.

At this moment, Broken Arrow, Owasso, and maybe Edmond are the good schools in this state. Especially the first two. They are heavy majority white, since they are the only school in a massive amount of country, meaning that all the rich white families are sending their kids there.

That's cause Idabel is some inbred cousin fuckers. Shit is like going to a third world country.

I remember seeing the Broken Arrow highschool my step-sisters went to. It looked like a small college's campus. I was really impressed with it.

Yeah blow became really big when I was there, but that was a lifetime ago. Also fuck Dief and that big headed fuck Howe or whatever his name was. Both were my wrestling coaches and I hate them to this day.

as a native, or as a tax-paying citizen? does the state (and its people) benefit more from indian casinos or non-indian casinos?

also, i'm up. i only play blackjack, am a pretty conservative player, and had/have good teachers.

You would be correct. Broken Arrow and Owasso are massive in comparison to most high schools in the state. You would think they were college Campus' by their size, but that doesn't speak anything when you see just how much money they have, their high test scores, and incredible extra curricular sections such as sports and music.

They don't ring a bell. Also, I believe Edmond Memorial has a cocaine problem at the moment.

As a native. The money mostly stays in the tribe there are no non-indian casinos last I heard.

t. John RedFeather

Would you rather have it all ghetto? I mean not all gentrification is hipster bullshit. Hipster bullshit is something else entirely and worthy of disdain as a sign of liberals moving in.

Union's football stadium is a mini Boone Pickens. My friend went there, but he was an aquatic fag

BOOMER

>They don't ring a bell.
Yeah googling around Deifenderfer retired in 2011 and hopefully the other is dead.

SOONER

Someday, OSU won't shit the bed.

Was part of the PCN Marching Band. Saw their stadium from the field itself. Really daunting considering that most stadiums are really open and not as developed.

Nah, but two staff you may know are Pecore and Oswald, who both may have been there in 2005.

why so many oklahoma threads lately?

is it /ourstate/?

True, I suppose it's losing a lil part of it's identity trying to emulate other places. Norman is not the town I grew up in at all anymore.

Best state in the entire damn Union. The only one who can possibly compete is Alaska, but they don't capture the true American spirit as we do.

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I'm getting ready to move to Tulsa. How is living in Oklahoma?

This. Even Alaska isn't this Republican if I remember.

>How is living in Oklahoma
Good just don't live in-
>move to Tulsa
You come to the best state and pick the absolute worst spot to live in? Move to Edmond, OKC, rural, ANYWHERE but Tulsa dammit.

Oklahoma is the best state in the Union, don't tell anyone.

As nice as everyone is and how fun it can be, I wouldn't ever want to move back. I only have a couple friends there now that I don't talk to very much and I would go to some OSU games, but not much else would bring me back. I really hate how hot it got. I used to go on a lot of summer trips to places like alaska, so I developed a taste for summer under 80. I do miss legit thunderstorms though.

I don't have a choice. I got a job with AEP which is based in downtown Tulsa.

Okay but seriously it's very good. Cheap living, very good gas prices, and MOST parts of it are really nice. Very good for those who want to start a family.

The problem here is that you picked Tulsa, which is literally our Nigger Containment Zone. It still won't be terrible or even bad, but it's definitely our worst place. Be thankful that blacks in Oklahoma are probably some of the nicest blacks in the entire United States, as shocking as that may sound.

>tfw graduated from Edmond Santa Fe in 2010, it wasn't perfect, but Edmond has a lot of funding due to a ton of rich people living there.

Lived here my whole life (25 years) as of yet, cost of living is low as fuck, are current governor is a retard, but she can't run again so that is a plus I suppose.

Eh, guess that's just the drawback with living in one of the best states. I also heard there is a big abandoned building scene in Oklahoma. I want to go searching through abandoned buildings at some point so that may be interesting.

Fallin is such an idiot

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I understand that completely. We mainly blame Californians for that here. They are a large part of it, but really we've always been a newcomers welcome retire here sort of state. Our culture, while deep and rich, has always had a lot of replacement culture to deal with. Most of our western sort of culture has gone the way of kitsch tourism stuff or relegated to rural life.

its not THE niggest part of the state, that would be Muskogee. You'd mistake it for Mississippi.

Looks like 95% of my drivers ed experience.

May not be the niggest but it is definitely the most urban nigger place in the state.

Can attest to this. My driver's Ed was the simplest shit ever. Just driving on rural roads. Easy as fuck.

Take it from a brit that moved to tulsa (61st and memorial)

It's comfy at, cheap everything.

Very few liberal fucks too.

You'll get shot.

There is, a bunch of us in HS would drive out to a bunch throughout the NE part of the state. We would go out at night because we were being idiot ghost hunters. Our group were jocks and popular, not a single emo kid, oddly enough. There's a cool burnt out school building from the 40s/50s in Okmulgee that we went and got spooped at a couple times. There's also the hornet ghost light up near the border with Missouri.

Reminder that we now have a huge tower in the middle of downtown OKC. Devon Tower that would be. Technically our only sky scraper but for returning or former Oklahomans, it's rather new, only being here in the past 6 years or so if I remember.

Wew, sounds fun as hell.

Your pic also brings back memories of me driving alone up towards Kansas back in May. That shit is surreal when you hit the plains themselves and you just see farmland and hills as far as the eye can see, with not a car in sight and the only real man-made construction being the road itself.

Driving on interstate 40 west I felt like I was in the south up untill and through OKC, then from there it was like the West.

Are they setting us up for a ritual sacrifice?

And W. Virginia, but that place is a shithole.

That pic is out at the end of the panhandle. I always had a thing for the starkness of that part of the world. It's not even farm land, just all ranching and range. Not much grows out there. Lots of old homesteads and abandoned houses out there as well. I passed a hypo out there going 20 over and all he did was flash his lights at me. He was the first car I had seen in 2 hours. Fun place.

Wyoming, Montana, or Idaho are the best states you daft idiot.

tfw my dad does HR at a plant out there. The fucking dumb shit they do out there is astounding.

You have Indians so you can't be southern

Bruh the south is where the Indians were from until 200 years ago.

reminder that oklahoma was the only place in the continental united states that was bombed during WWII

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Florida and North Carolina have Indians too though

Examples?

Kansas here, there is nothing better than getting out on the plains away from all the other idiot humans.

Your capital is small as hell and Kansas has some of the weirdest fucking people that I have ever seen or heard of. Is your state full of inbreds or something?

west coast got firebombed no?

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Your state is a Tumor, Oklahoma is Rightfully Texas clay like new mexico and parts of colorado and a few other states.

What year did you graduate? I graduated in 16 when it really started going down hill there.

Oklahoma is like 10% Native American. Florida and NC don't even come close to having that many indians. The number goes higher when you throw in al the whites with Native ancestry. Goes up to 15% I believe

Nothing that would make the average Sup Forums poster surprised. It's just amazing when you hear real examples of what was supposed to be caricature in white supremacist comics. We're talking 5 kids by 5 different women. Inability to understand basic cause and effect like don't show up for work and get fired. Nigger babble so bad they can barely be understand. Functionally illiterate adults. Just typical nigger shit that most people who have swallowed a redpill will be familiar with.

>owlcation.com/humanities/BoiseCityBombing
Not true. Japan actually bombed the US with air balloons and killed some people in Oregon.

wired.com/2010/05/0505japanese-balloon-kills-oregon/

>braums
Oh my fucking god I miss oklahoma now.

>Kansas
>Is your state full of inbreds or something?

Do you really have to ask?

Oologah or HH? I graduated in 07, but all the quiz bowl shit was in middle school.

I had some a couple weeks ago when I was in Joplin visiting some family. I don't have Sonic where I live either, so I eat at least one of those every day when I'm in the area.

forgot my obligatory oklahoma pic