Is he white enough?

Is he white enough?

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No such thing as white enough lmao

UH Mike is White, he is Scandinavian I believe.

As long as you aren’t more than 1% African, 5% spic or 8% Western Asian then you’re white enough

He was at Charlottesville. he risked his life in the battle against the leftist terrorists. he is whiter and more useful to the movement than all of us who merely chatter and meme.

He looks like a Jew -- but he's 75% Norwegian.

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Why does he look like a burn victim with hair glued to his face?

YEEEEEEE BOI

Shills = white enough? Good people = good kids and good citizens Raise your g-d family to be good people.... everyone else? Maybe kinda fuck off....

There is no such thing as White enough.

I like mike a lot, but something about his shark eyes, so beady and bizarre. Scary looking dude, love his work though

Pic related

hes a slavnigger

He gets burned pretty good by moderate and GOPe/cuck Twitter on the regular.

I don’t think so Tim

23andme rated him "whitest man in America" last year, I believe.

Who? Me?

No.
He is literally pic related.

No, he's jewish.

I'm outing this guy, His name is Heywood J. Blowmyie

*vapes fedora*

looks sephardic jew or a greek restaurant manager that's mean to bus boys while flirting with the 17 yr old waitresses

*with better hair

wtf Since when did % of "whiteness" make a good partner....Might be a criteria...But, Jeez, a deal breaker? Fuck off "Glow in the Darks" Leave the real people alone.

he's honestly pretty brilliant, and i'm jelly of his verbal iq

i wish i had access to his network to discuss big brain shit with other wns

>boomer detected
stop posting faggot

>muDHk
>muhDIK

Yeah.
Those black eyes and dark hair is snow nigger these days.

>>I would love to see a real pic of you... I'll bet this meme is an example of what you aspire to....Prove me wrong.. Punk Bitch...

100 posts later, stop posting

What kind of garbage thread is this?

He's part Serb too I believe. And there are dark hair and eyes in Scandi too btw

Once you hit 26 yr old, we'll talk....

Hey boomer, I just want to let you know that you and your kind single handily destroyed this once great nation. I hope and pray that your last days on this planet is spent in a nursing home being berated by a warband of Cackling Jamaican nurses while you gasp for air.

We work with what we got

Im i white? Im mexican

What about him doesn't look white besides having darker eyes? I see more shit about him not being white than Heimbach who looks like a legitimate Jew/ Mexican hybrid.

He's part Armenian.

You really think he isn't white? Jesus what is?!

(you)
Exactly...hammer those paid shill turds...

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So im i white or not?

mike is not the big brained nigga he likes to think he is

My kind...Hmmm...what is that? Tell me a bit more about what I am like? Since you know nothing about me... I expect crickets....from a turd....

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honorary aryan

YOU AREN'T WHITE, YOU MUTT!

maybe, but he's bigger-brained than most. some of his shit is stupid, like his gab theory, but TRS as a creation is a stroke of genius.

i have never seen better branding than i have at TRS and associated acts

You wish it would be that easy for you... But it won't...

I met Sven and Mike at a pool party once. I should have never gone. You known the saying never
meet your heroes? Well this was the case. The pool party was fun we were shooting the shit drinking and yelling out Low Energy Jim. I'm from the desert so I'm not around water a lot. I saw that Sven had a pool and asked if I could go in. He agreed and I spent an hour in the pool. During that time i was wondering why everyone avoided the pool. Dreadfully I know the reason why. I passed out on a giant floating duck with a beer in hand. I was woken up with the feeling that someone was on me. I opened my eye to see Sven on top. We locked eyes and I saw Sven what the fuck I said. I threw Sven off of me and yelled for help. The guys from the pool party made a crowd and just looked at me as I yelled for help. I told everyone what Sven did and out came Mike stumbling around while munching on a quarter pounder from McDonalds.
I yelled to Mike Sven tried to sexually assault me! Mike said hmmm here's the thing. He then proceeded to lick his fingers. Sven then pulled my trunks off and pinned me down on the cold concert floor next to the pool. Sven then pulled his too. To my shark I saw that he was circumcised. Sven put me on my stomach and proceeded to open my ass checks. He yelled at Ghoul to hand him TRS labeled Water which in actuality was just pool water. Be began to stick his finger into my sphincter. I tried to scream but before I could Jim from the FatherLand poured Zink into my mouth. Mike then stuffed my mouth with a TRS oven mitt that he stole from Jim.

Yes. Being white is great, but it doesn't mean you are saved from shitty genetics.

I screamed on the inside due to me mouth being stuffed with Jim's TRS oven mitt. Ghoul was beginning to get aroused by this. He then proceeded to ask the group of guys from the pool party for pictures of their to prove they weren't Jewish. As he took a Polaroid photo of Mikes circumsized penis Ghoul went on a rant about he was no longer a degenerate like in his youth.
Sven began to get rougher yelling at Mike to make sure that they were using his Gorilla Microphone to capture the best audio possible for the paywall cucks. Sven complimented me on my slim and delicate body noting that I was more feminine than his manish Puerto Rican wife.
Sven then took the TRS oven mitt out of my mouth and jammed his tongue into mine. Jazzhands held me down while Sven stood up and proceeded to play with my penis with his foot telling me that I was low energy like Jim and that he'd fix me by turning me into a real girl.

Sven then proceeded to preform the ungodly act of defiling my rectum. He said I was tight like the 17 year old that Ghoul fucked. He pounded faster and harder. He punched me in the back of the head and told me to yell Nick Nico ni. I initially refused but another strike from him changed my toon.

All that could be heard were the yells of Nico Nico nii. Alex McNabb fearing that the neighbors would discovery their secret then played an Ad for Mike and the Mad WOP on loop on Sven's $700 speakers that he got from his Jewish financiers.
McNabb as usual loves interrupting everything. This time I was grateful because he started shrieking that Traps aren't gay. In that very instant Sven finished and I felt my stomach filling up with his seamen. Sven then walked over to Alex and agreed. Mike then said nah nah we're not having this argument again. Sven then said yea because you know we're right. It then turned into a heated 20 minute debate about whether or not traps are gay.
That horrible day ended with Spencer giving me a ride back to the motel I was staying at. It was a very long & awkward silent ride. Before arriving I started crying Richard didn't know how to react so he used the seamen in my hair to give me a fashy hairdo. I stepped out when we arrive at my motel. Before I could get too far away from the car Spencer yelled out you know you're still a virgin right Hahahaha? He then played this songyoutu.be/ErfbD7_DwXA
and hightailed it out of there.

Underrated

>154725014
100 posts you wish = you were worth that much scrutiny...up your game , wannabe keyboard warrior and then make some real arguments to back up your bullshit....

Thanks Svenpai.