#AUSPOL SA PROCLAMATION DAY EDITION

Sup lads. Its #AUSPOL TIME

>Proclamation Day: Why is a concrete-filled, bent old gum tree significant in SA?
abc.net.au/news/2017-12-28/why-is-a-concrete-filled-bent-old-gum-tree-significant-in-sa/9289356

>Foreign pilots to plug Australian shortage
sbs.com.au/news/foreign-pilots-to-plug-australian-shortage

>Urgent Australian passport applications surge by 35 per cent
baka.com.au/federal-politics/political-news/urgent-australian-passport-applications-surge-by-35-per-cent-20171227-h0as63.html

>Australian dollar rises to two-month high
baka.com.au/business/markets/currencies/australian-dollar-rises-to-two-month-high-20171227-p4yy2j.html

>The day a single Tweet sent warning bells tolling through Australian media: The key days that shaped Australia in 2017
9news.com.au/national/2017/12/28/10/36/tracey-spicer-me-too-women-sexual-harassment-harvey-weinstein-media-impact

>Unions renew fight to get casual workers permanent jobs
abc.net.au/news/2017-12-28/actu-casual-workers-permanent-ai-group-ara/9290654

>Australia's economy closing in on the Worlds top 10
baka.com.au/business/the-economy/australia-s-economy-closing-in-on-the-world-s-top-10-20171226-p4yy2i.html

>Australian Defence Force spends over $10 billion on US arms in four years
abc.net.au/news/2017-12-28/us-weapons-spend-tops-billion-dollar/9287170

>Opposition plan to target ice dealers 'unlikely to be practical'
archive.is/ETCQn

>Border Force boss Roman Quaedvlieg clocks up seven months' paid leave while under investigation
baka.com.au/federal-politics/political-news/border-force-boss-roman-quaedvlieg-clocks-up-seven-months-paid-leave-while-under-investigation-20171226-h0aewn.html

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1st for kill all non assimilating foreigners

But that's racist

What's for dinner tonight lads?

No its bigoted

Racism implies i hate a race or set of races.

I care for multi-(similar)-culturalism not "just let everyone in regardless cunt! Equal dustribution of bounty regardless of effort!! Hey also heres tickets to my daughters vagina make sure you praise allah and beat her senseless with your mates after!!"

Go fuck yourself

>this scares the Aussies

>foreign pilots to plug Australian shortage
fug
how likely is this to rape our employment prospects

ur mums cooch

Cheeky lad.

who sick of being a wagecuck here

that's not a job?
ayy lad, wanna touch dicks?

so when will your space agency actually do something ?

The fucking NBN keeps dropping out cunts. I am up to 8 fucking drop outs today. FUCK.

my friend was getting that the other day but it was every 10 minutes

ARSE doesn't do you, you do ARSE

Is the Australian space agency going to help the Feminists
with a Womynned mission to Venus by 2024 ?

I've had it for 6 months & it's only started doing in yesterday.

I really want to see the first Womyn walk on Venus

you can't rescue the damzel without slaying the dragon leaf

*blocks your path*
what type of job do you have user?

that should be an emoo, meme queen

>Urgent Australian passport applications surge by 35 per cent
baka.com.au/federal-politics/political-news/urgent-australian-passport-applications-surge-by-35-per-cent-20171227-h0as63.html

Ms Redman had "no idea" about the rule and didn't think her passport would be a problem as she had around five months until it expired.

A woman with name "Redman" had no idea about passport 6-month rule in oversea travel.

She needs to be gassed.

Good I used to know a pilot he was a fuckin smug faggot. I want panjeet flying Qantas.

Were we ever meant not to be? I hate that modern mentality like you have to be thrilled to shit just to be working for some faggot. It's a job. Not an orgy with penthouse pets.

>Australian Defence Force spends over $10 billion on US arms in four years
abc.net.au/news/2017-12-28/us-weapons-spend-tops-billion-dollar/9287170

Considering our current overlords, shouldn't we have bought this stuff from China for $1 and free shipping?

/cric/ket

walkGOD

no, fuck cook, fuck shane warne, fuck khawaja, fuck smith, fuck you

not a fan of khawaja it must be said

is this /hoc/

what are we going to do about the african menace lads?

here come the /cric/ shitposters

soap scares gypsies

>t.butthurt faggot
He unironically took one of the greatest catches today.
>inb4 paki
this is /hoc/ 2.0 m8.

walkGOD

Oi Straffo you here m8?

Oi RC you here mate

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think England are ahead in this game

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>letting the assimilating foreigners live

coal sampler
GOOD GOY

no one implied that it should be amazing, just a little less shit

Cock 300 on the cards lad?

Is Steve Waugh related to Mark Waugh?

Not a fan of the big brainlet league to be quite honest lads

Based straffo with the truthies

Should’ve been after the Ashes 2bh

Quite agree, it is failing to hold my attention. I can only assume it catered for continent's most base animal - the Australian bogan.

#ausPOOl

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>#AUSPOL
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quality post

On that note, i've seen a couple of 20yo ish chinks working in banks or sales and they had a very australian accent to a point where it sounds like they're compensating

3rd shift burger here. Came to shitpost with you lads.

REEE GET OUT /cric/fags

Fuck off

it's not racist, but it'd look that way in practice

we'd get to purge all those annoying fucking seppos and poms who want to live here but can't shut the fuck up about where they're from though

Im tipping the sixers from here lads, 7 wicket win in 18 overs

No you fuck off

Sup Forumsfags get out

They do that all the time they want people who 'enjoy their job and have passion' to try and brainwash you into not being pissed off about being a cuck that has to pay boomers their housing lottery wins.

Carey needs to fucking go lads

ELITE post

Mfw just realized im out of beer

/Cric/ runs /auspol/
Without us you are nothing
If you try to resist there will be consequences
You have been warned

What other boards do you visit?
Just spent time on /adv, jesus fucking christ everyone there should hero

Is there anything more lame that white people talking about the sports jew like it makes them interesting, charismatic and outdoorsy.

They get paid millions and don't even get good wives, just dumb skanks.

Heard you guys might have oil

Extremely strong and muscular post m8

>drive cabs and would never take passengers through drive through maccas
>get get this bald cunt and his hot misses in my cab
>where too cunt
>maccas
>turn around to say get fucked
>fucking boof lehmann
>no problem sir
cunt bought me a large coke.

love seppo banter

we have more shale oil than most cunts have

I know I'm going to cop flak for this post, but I'm starting to feel the loneliness kick in, lads. I'll be 30 soon and I've never had anything last more than a few weeks. Only one that was ever meaningful was 5 years ago and she left me after 3 weeks for the bloke she'd been chasing for months. Turns out I was just a side-piece.

You’re being oppressed by a regime you say?

Women make me crave loneliness.

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Who won the Sydney to Hobart lads?

I feel so burnt.

the aussie bogan revels in telling all and sundry about his love of test cricket, the true game. The patrician choice is Big Brainiac League for intellectuals who wish to divorce themselves from bogans and their backyard decking and pulled pork ways.

comanche

Absolutely elite post

whats wrong m8

my gf wants to try anal

Any of you guys fucked a girl up the bum? If so, any tips?

at the big bash game lads the covers are coming on

How should I approach this situation at the brothel with this gorgeous whore that I am in love with.

She charges extra for kissing and putting fingers insider her but she doesn't charge me and can't keep her hands off me. She said she's been waiting for someone like me for a long time and I think I have a chance but she's already got a kid...

It's literally a meme but I don't think I will find anyone like this again. She would probably leave being a prostitute and get a proper job eventually but I don't have the money to support her and her stupid kid.

What do? I am seriously in love with her, I think about her all day and night and I can't even jerk off to porn anymore because it's so shit tier compared to her.

Does it ever get better lads? Does the pain of seeing your country rot away while you are replaced ever stop?

Yes, it turns to apathy.

Oh this cunt again
Mate, give it up and go chase a bird that isn't a whore

give us her name and brothel so we can go and decide whether she is worth your time lad

t. Saxon

Shan't be bothered by racists

Stay strong mate.
In Melbourne I feel the same way.
Sadly I think things'll get worse before they get better. We still are like 90% white it's just that the cities and city culture is a mess.

Then resolve.

Don't kill them
but cripple them to be safe

Sailing just out of Sydney harbour lads, rains about to hit the coast. Covers will be on at the SCG in around 8 minutes

There is nothing wrong with being with someone that has had a lot of sexual partners in the past and you are LITERALLY an anime watching virgin if you think otherwise

Our Father, which art in heaven,
Hallowed be thy Name.
Thy Kingdom come.
Thy will be done in earth,
As it is in heaven.
Give us this day our daily bread.
And forgive us our trespasses,
As we forgive them that trespass against us.
And lead us not into temptation,
But deliver us from evil.
For thine is the kingdom,
The power, and the glory,
For ever and ever.
Amen.

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Get her to take a hose, put it in her arse, pump water in and then spray it back out down the shower drain until the water coming out is clear. Do this before you put it in her or you'll get shit all over your dick.