Oy user pick a power or weapon already. I ain't got all day you know. And no picking me either...

Oy user pick a power or weapon already. I ain't got all day you know. And no picking me either. The last NEET that tried that drug me through all kinds of crap

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I was going to pick Eris anyway.

The power to turn into a cute girl. I'll just fuck my way up to the Demon Lord.

Make me a succubus. I'll managa.

This.I came here to post the same.

I don't think you have a choice in the matter. I pick you anyways.

Fpbp

Why would someone choose a compulsive liar?

I want to BE Aqua-sama but without the INT debuff

So... not Aqua at all?

Alright then. Oh, great goddess, please grant me the power to become infatuated with Megumin.

That's Eris.
She pads her boobs tho, so its either that or the INT debuff

The power to teleport between fantasy Australia and the real world.

Are there any magic items that can make me more sociable and cool? I don't want to mind control people into liking me, I just want a good Charisma buff

Am I supposed to know who this bitch is?

Oh great goddess, the special gift I will be taking with me is YOUR VIRIGNITY

I pick the power of bodyswap

then I'll trade places with you, and I'LL be the goddess! Bahahaha

I would stand there for hours until she agrees to come with me.

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Vector manipulation :^)

I hope you're a genius mathematician because otherwise you won't be able to understand and use your powers.

Shit
Ea as a weapon then

No takebacks ;)

gimme omnipotence

Fug
Doesn't Accel have passive reflection anyway?
And changing a vector's value by multiplying it by -1 probably isn't difficult.

Unlimited cock bullets.

Imagine having to actively think about doing this for every particle in the air around you though.

Did you said Impotence?, strange thing to wish for. but alright!

No take back!

But I thought reflection was passive and that he had to actively whitelist stuff

Give me all the knowledge and IQ of Dr.Doom I will manage

All fiction

kumagawa's [All Fiction]

"I want the wisdom to be able to create any object I think of, from scratch. I'm gonna make an AK47."

It's passive now, but at one point he had to dedicate some time to create it, in short, efore he needed to think about it, but now he doesn't have too anymore.

Just like Mikasa wasn't a Lv 5 at first but manage to make her way to level 5 after training her power.

Vanir's power.

The only thing I need to do is find a powerful host (Maybe other dude with cheat item) and use his/her body to do my work, if get killed, I drop that body and find a new host.

Easy.

10 inch penis please, but I want to look like a cute girl.

So basically a futanari

Give me the power to predict a way to achieve victory in any given circumstance.

He didn't say anything about having a pussy.

He just wants to be that one trap that tricked a girl into thinking she was getting lesbian sex when she was getting a big ol' dick.

But straight traps are shit, so fuck 'im.

Why would anyone choose to take Aqua, Megumin is a way better choice

I think super speed would be a great power to have in that world.

One guy already had this power. He squished a spider on a napkin and it was literally used as blueprints for the destroyer.

I still want to be a boy, but I want to be a really cute boy that looks like a girl. This is completely different from being a futanari.

But he is dead now, so this power can be given to somebody again.

I want to gain exp multipiled by 1000. Is there even a level cap in Konosuba?

make me a saiyan, i will scream my way from there

Say it with me, Eris has padded breasts, go on, Eris has padded breasts.

Money is the best super power, but tech to spend it on is almost non-existent, and magic can be used in its stead for some cases.

Time powers seem unbeatable within Konosubas universe.

A magical staff that can turn any living or magical being into a cute girl.

literally path to victory from Worm

Don't care.

Give me all the abilities of Karna from fate/extra
"it's time to rape some demon's lord"

Alright! you'll be the most weak and worthless saiyan throughout Magic-Australia. Take care my fellow servant and not forget to praise your Godness in the Axis church.

I want to always have the high ground whenever I fight.

>most weak and worthless saiyan
still strongest being in straya. and even if you make me a saiyan freak with power level of a farmer, after i get my ass kicked couple times i will unevitably get stronger. i cannot lose.

>last NEET
So a NEET already defeated the demon king which allowed you to return to heaven, and yet you are sending another NEET? Did you turn that NEET into another demon king again?

DON'T QUESTION YOUR GODDESS!

He's right, isn't he?

Can I pick Megumin's virginity?

Yeah, if only she had one

Power to turn imagination into reality at will. Thank you.

rifles would be nearly useless in fantasy australia, skills/stats make stuff like swords and bows crazy strong and a competent mage is like a metal gear...

there are more demon lords...

gottem good

I would be so worried to have a nightmare and wake up to find that I made it real.

DELETE THIS

good luck with asexual chick magnets

where is that from?

to aru majutsu no index

DELET

I zerg drone. I want to have an entire race capable of rapid evolution under my command.

The power to make mai waifu real and she will love me forever.

So why would anyone ask for anything else than a world-breaking power?

YunYun pls

I pick The World (Part 7)
Fast Punch Ghost with time stop

same power as her. I can fulfill all my wishes and can life a worry free life

It's been a decade but don't murder alines in ELfen Lied use Vectors?

This is a very pathetic request.

You didn't build more pylons.

Fuck you protoss

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I choose to take OP with me so that they may suffer alongside me.

I want to become an old, bald NTR protagonist.

Now I get to enjoy my invincibility and infinite sex appeal.

You can't beat monsters with that, though.

How about Your SKIN

I want to have Frederika's dragon powers, Aqua-sama.

Reality bends its way to grant me victory.
>monster that might kill me in my quest
>suddenly finds a VCR tape
>somehow has a player in his cave
>it's a video of me degrading his girlfriend/wife/daughter and filling every single orifice of her monster body with my baby juice
>he cries/faps himself raw before killing himself
All happening on its own around me without ever meeting any monsters.

>Youtube shit

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Goodbye.

I summon a Servant

I choose to become the God of water
>proceed to laugh as she vanishes after having her reason for existence stolen from her

I want a Necron Overlord under my direct command to create an army to dominate the stars with

I just want a friend.

I choose to have infinite magic and be able to bestow infinite magic to any of my party members. I will walk the path of explosions!

let me get that chair. looks like a comfy ass chair.

I pick the power to BE you, so I can walk around as the nopan megami Aqua and get worshipped by the axis cult

I'll drag my significant other with me!
A soulbound waifu would be fantastic.

top tier choice friend

being Aqua is probably more incredible than our pathetic human minds can even imagine

she's an actual goddess, after all.

Will this work with Demon King?

I would like something related to magic skills, idk, like infinite mana or something like that to be considered as a cheat. Maybe natural talent in magic. I have poor imagination