/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - THINGS MONEY CAN'T BUY EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
pastebin.com/JnS5Qy2Q
pastebin.com/BcSAGmDf

>It's the most wonderful time in 8 years
youtu.be/sW85ZcswiqM
>Joe is Joe Christmas Songs pastebin.com/0znNg4MM

PREV APPEARANCES/LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania 2017 Christmas Message 12/25/17
youtu.be/2m2HLU5uVwg
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania taking kids calls to NORAD 12/24/17
youtu.be/59yWucSYhO0
>Pres Trump Christmas Eve messages to the troops 12/24/17
youtu.be/pM4Ozj0Zi6w
>THANK YOU PRESIDENT TRUMP 12/22/17
youtu.be/h6vf1YEUwOY
>Pres Trump motorcade en route to Mar-A-Lago 12/22/17
youtu.be/W4fOSSfz2YE
youtu.be/svh6_8K6R7I
>Tiffany in Palm Beach FL 12/22/17
youtu.be/iGP7gM37Wd0
>Pres Trump arrives in Palm Beach FL 12/22/17
youtu.be/nVy68X3cubA
>Pres Trump departs DC 12/22/17
youtu.be/g39VynYjTY0
>Pres Trump signs Tax Bill 12/22/17
youtu.be/7keZTcdouoY
>JCS Chair Gen Dunford Christmas message 12/22/17
youtu.be/JbQ4_SSKt1k
>EnergySec Perry Christmas Message 12/22/17
youtu.be/7ZbbVtaVAMk
>UN Amb Haley @UNSC on NoKo 12/22/17
youtu.be/mwP9wGooQYw
>Turtleman casual friday speech 12/22/27
youtu.be/M-hEdJExB4Y
>WH Video: VP Pence in Afghanistan 12/22/17
youtu.be/ckpS1CsVnMA
>Pres Trump flies through a flock of birds on Marine1 12/21/17
youtu.be/d-iOh_WsBHQ
>Pres Trump visiting the wounded @Walter Reed 12/21/17
youtu.be/3x7LMB7jnaA
youtu.be/nwJiBWn3X_Q
>Pres Trump wishes Merry Christmas to everybody 12/21/17
youtu.be/yGRwKedl_lQ

OP pastebin: pastebin.com/nygxu29R
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Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=pE2VfUN9_50
twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/946210723528572930
youtube.com/watch?v=WQw9ToND-1A
washingtonexaminer.com/house-committee-approves-10-billion-to-fund-border-wall/article/2636551
knowyourmeme.com/memes/apu-apustaja
slate.com/news-and-politics/2017/12/trump-makes-up-that-hes-signed-more-laws-than-any-president-since-truman.html
govtrackinsider.com/falling-from-first-to-last-president-trump-has-signed-the-fewest-bills-into-law-by-this-point-in-8945aac6ad54
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

MAGA

2018 will be a wild ride.

!dnd'xnsoCnokw382&2'zb

All these links and you don't even have his twitter added.

I think it is simply assumed everyone can find his twitter, one of the most popular twitters in the world.

Titties or GTFO. Good afternoon to you BTW.

/fit/ rate my progress

youtube.com/watch?v=pE2VfUN9_50

The year of the dog is upon us. What have you wished for the next year, anons?

Morning boys. Anything good happening?

>your snot freezing when you take out the trash
winter's finally here boys

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ITS #REALTHOTBRAPPING HOURS
WHO TF UP

LOOK OUT WHITE BOIS, CAN'T COMPETE WITH MY CORE STRENGTH

>eat soy
>get bitch tits
lmao

Eva???

Every single time

twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/946210723528572930

We would all appreciate the titties in these trying times :3

actually no

And again:
Fire
|
Air
|
Water
|
Earth > water > air > fire
Earth = Cold, Massy
Fire = Hot, Massless.

>your car is a 2011 middle of the road in terms of features car
>the one feature you wish you had insisted upon is remote start
>every morning spend about 10 minutes freezing your dick off as your car warms up

Things money wont buy

Well it is, video games scratch the competitive and wargames itch for men like no other
If you ban video games and contraception white people will be hreat again

Stop huffing your dog's farts, leaf

*walks into the press room*
*shoots April Ryan and Jim Acosta*
And with that, I take your questions.

Noice

Is that a joke? We're rolling out ground defense defense drones, that exclusion zone is becoming breddy fukken' real.

oh, and also:
good morning /ptg/!

>Blessed 7’s
Colossians 4:2
Devote yourselves to prayer, keeping alert in it with an attitude of thanksgiving;
>Awoo with Christ

It’s morning here. It’s 12:00 where you are.

Current update on progress so far veganism is a killer diet.


youtube.com/watch?v=WQw9ToND-1A

>ywn have that life

Start reading a book, fgt.

where can I find information on progress on the border wall project? I might just be stupid, but I can't find anything..

>Drumpf: “AND A MERRY ZOGMAS TO YOU!”
J U S T
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S
T

12:54 actually.
christmas skewed my, uh... "circadian rhythm" (wtf english).

>fucking tease

Sometimes twitter banter can be funny

I appreciate your contributions, user. Remind me about the verse with the cornerstone? Always apropro in /ptg/

>It's A Wonderful Life
It can happen.

At first I was skeptical, but I've grown to like this retarded version of that frog.

Awoo to that.

>THINGS MONEY CAN'T BUY

She has a point.

>Keep society running on bread and circuses.
>Get so cocky you start trying to clamp down on circuses just because the white men you hate are the prime consumer.
This will end well.

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Trump, please take the UN money and invest them into genetically engineered human-awoo hybrids

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Why are spooky skellingtons always so happy?

>>THINGS MONEY CAN'T BUY

You should be able to get one installed.
source: my 15 year old shitheap

Start a fight with Germany, bong. Just do it.

For them, the ride has ended.

What ever happened to this man?

Does this incarnation of Pepe even have a name? He's the perfect balance of Feels and Lulz, but despite his hotness as a meme, there's no way to refer to him.

>ID is a rough anagram of "shill"
KEK protects

He is called Apu

Went on a rampage with Sam Hyde.

first germany will nerdrage on poland
then we will defend our cheap labour to the death

I wish I had a good source for you. There's not much going on really. The prototype stuff gets posted here. The big fight is to secure funding for it. Congress will be taking up DACA when they come back from recess. That's where the border wall funding debate will likely happen. Trump will try to leverage the dreamers into getting money for the wall. As of right now it is only in the initial stages and far from assured. Until money is set aside and passed into law, it's just a dream.

Here's some old news and a video of Trump. This is the last time anything significant happened with it.
washingtonexaminer.com/house-committee-approves-10-billion-to-fund-border-wall/article/2636551

Finns are calling it Apu Apustaja, Help Helper” in English

Yeah, but aftermarket is not only unreliable and shitty, it will ruin my warranty and bring the value of my car down. I really like my car. It's unique. It's like a mom car they tried to make sporty. It's a Honda Accord but 2 door and has cool alloy wheels and shit. I didn't want to actually buy some sporty car because I like the luxuries of the mom cars, but this is an attempt to blend them together. Just wish I had a factory remote start is all...

knowyourmeme.com/memes/apu-apustaja

apustaja
apu
helper
peep

literally has multiple names, newfag

I unironically laughed sorry poland

>Police officers on strike again in the Northeast
Based crypto-communist government.

But being a tranny isn't? :^)

NOT A JOKE
>NOT A JOKE
NOT A JOKE
>NOT A JOKE

If any user has seen scumbag in pic related, please contact FBI. (NOT CIA - THEY ARE NIGGERS)

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Oy vefe

>newfag
Easy there friendo. It's early morning /comfy/ hours. No need to bully over something so trivial.

If he can't get it through DACA he still has 7 years to go though, and with the 2018 elections coming up, there will likely be a lot more pro trump voices in congress, and hence much more likely for the wall to get funded. It will happen, it's just a matter of how soon he can make it happen.

>50+ inches of snow the past few days in Erie, PA

Is it over?

Who's freezing? Low 60s here

Joke's on him, I'm an ehhfag who didn't feel like googling the meme! 4CHINS IS DEAD - LONG LIVE 4CHINS

Pic from Japan?

>It's early morning /comfy/ hours

It's also Official Breakfast Hours...so you fags know what you need to do

-9 the other morning with like a -20 windchill. gonna be -15 this weekend.

It's a Hardee's kind of morning. Too lazy to cook, today

>two horsecocks worth of snow

Is there actually another fake pan-African holiday like Kwanzaa for Non-African Blacks or is it unique in that regard?

My grandmother died of Alzheimer's disease. Her brain rotted away inside her skull until she just died. I'm sure you not only are trolling by posting this, but you probably even made specifically for this post but I know there are some lefties who would like this post.

Now who can play the vicim card in this scenario? Who wants to play most offended/most oppressed in this scenario? The holier than thou lefty posting memes to jab at the President, or the user who lost his grandmother to Alzheimer's disease? I never play the victim card, shit happens. Gamgam just went to a better place, but if those who live in glass houses.....

H-E MN here

That low up in International Falls yesterday must have been fucking insane

For the temp to actually be -37, that means you go outside for literally five minutes without proper coverage and you have fucking frostbite

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slate.com/news-and-politics/2017/12/trump-makes-up-that-hes-signed-more-laws-than-any-president-since-truman.html
>Trump has signed fewer bills into law than any other president in his first year in office since Dwight Eisenhower in 1953, according to GovTrack.
govtrackinsider.com/falling-from-first-to-last-president-trump-has-signed-the-fewest-bills-into-law-by-this-point-in-8945aac6ad54
>the President has sunk to last place with 94 bills signed into law by his 336th day in office (today). That’s 8 fewer than President George W. Bush and not even half as many as presidents Bill Clinton (209) and George H.W. Bush (242)

pshhh dude my cryotherapy tank is colder than that

/subzero/ boys

>breakfast
BREAKFAST!?
I'LL SHOW YOU BREAKFAST YOU LITTLE SHITS

>MN here
The Minuteman Missiles are on their way to bathe your shitty state in nuclear hellfire. Call your loved ones and tell them to hurry and get out their prayer mat and ask Allah for their 72 virgins before they hit. You have like 3 minutes.

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A mug of diet coke?

Stop drinking Eric.

Try again fuckface

looks like Australian beer

>SD

Originally from ND...pls no bully

Would you be willing and able to bake, Belgian OP?

>IPA
meme beer

Read Jean Borella and Wolfgang Smith fags.

Don't tell me what to do

I was way older than I should have been when I first learned that breakfast is "break" and "fast" put together. As in you are breaking your fasting you have been doing over the night while you sleep. I felt retarded when someone told me that.