/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - LORD OF THE JUNGLE EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
pastebin.com/JnS5Qy2Q
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>It's the most wonderful time in 8 years
youtu.be/sW85ZcswiqM
>Joe is Joe Christmas Songs pastebin.com/0znNg4MM

PREV APPEARANCES/LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania 2017 Christmas Message 12/25/17
youtu.be/2m2HLU5uVwg
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania taking kids calls to NORAD 12/24/17
youtu.be/59yWucSYhO0
>Pres Trump Christmas Eve messages to the troops 12/24/17
youtu.be/pM4Ozj0Zi6w
>THANK YOU PRESIDENT TRUMP 12/22/17
youtu.be/h6vf1YEUwOY
>Pres Trump motorcade en route to Mar-A-Lago 12/22/17
youtu.be/W4fOSSfz2YE
youtu.be/svh6_8K6R7I
>Tiffany in Palm Beach FL 12/22/17
youtu.be/iGP7gM37Wd0
>Pres Trump arrives in Palm Beach FL 12/22/17
youtu.be/nVy68X3cubA
>Pres Trump departs DC 12/22/17
youtu.be/g39VynYjTY0
>Pres Trump signs Tax Bill 12/22/17
youtu.be/7keZTcdouoY
>JCS Chair Gen Dunford Christmas message 12/22/17
youtu.be/JbQ4_SSKt1k
>EnergySec Perry Christmas Message 12/22/17
youtu.be/7ZbbVtaVAMk
>UN Amb Haley @UNSC on NoKo 12/22/17
youtu.be/mwP9wGooQYw
>Turtleman casual friday speech 12/22/27
youtu.be/M-hEdJExB4Y
>WH Video: VP Pence in Afghanistan 12/22/17
youtu.be/ckpS1CsVnMA
>Pres Trump flies through a flock of birds on Marine1 12/21/17
youtu.be/d-iOh_WsBHQ
>Pres Trump visiting the wounded @Walter Reed 12/21/17
youtu.be/3x7LMB7jnaA
youtu.be/nwJiBWn3X_Q
>Pres Trump wishes Merry Christmas to everybody 12/21/17
youtu.be/yGRwKedl_lQ

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What now Zrumpfles?

What would put America back on the right track /ptg/

AWOO~

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>Don't be fooled by economic prosperity
>King Nigger is the only president you need!

Thanks OP, you sexy beast

all right where's the ancap with the funny post about FL, GA, and SC?

Impeachment

>666

>why is there a memetic distinction between posting /whatever/ girl and posting her "lewd" form?
it depends on whether it's a wanting a modest wife sorta thing and being drawn to the idea of seducing her and bringing out the natural sexual interior or a desire for a daughter sub consciously buried and mixed into whatever you're thinking, it depends on how sexual an attachment you have for the girl you post I guess

VADE RETRO ME, SATANA

Daily Reminder Awoos are for SEX

Kek and check!

>bullshit

I really wish millenial SJWs LARPing as journalists would stop swearing in their articles.
It's so unprofessional and cringy.

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W-What does my attachment to Heather mean?

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Reminder that /ptg/ in right in the middle of our comfy Official Breakfast Hours- make yourselves one goddamned fucking delicious breakfast as we close out 2017...and don't forget the bacon

here is my witty post i saved /ptg/
>florida
90 in a 70 from miami to georgia line
bmw splitting lanes doing 110 infront of FHP and FHP does nothing
8ln on i95
>if you cause a mess we'll pick it up
>georgia
68 in a 70
cross from florida and there are 25 sheriff tahoes sitting in the media clocking everyone
do 75 and get imprisoned
8 lanes on i95
>we wont let you cause a mess in the first place
>south carolina
theres a speed limit?
i95 goes down to 4/2 lanes through the entire state
2 rest stops in the entire state because the gov couldn't afford them
pull into rest top and guy gets lit the fuck up by strooper who went into oncoming lanes to get him for speeding and probably now evasion
welcome center is locked because they cant afford night time security and the troopers are the only ones around
>someone caused a mess? what mess? i didnt know there was a mess.

basically fuck florida and georgia

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IM GOING NOW

Awoo!

also pic related

I can explain my beliefs as to why 'mommy gf' or milfs are appealing to young men now, and maybe know personally why they're appealing to me if I were to be self critical of my own insecurities and personality traits. But why Heather specifically? for me or you or anyone else that likes her? idk

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twitter.com/jennafischer/status/946133738462654464

do you forgive her?

The sexier the awoo the better

terrible, not witty, also stop memeflagging

what happened to estate tax ?

im so bored

Donald the Impeached.

thats pretty fucked up user show some respect

If she sends me nudes, yes

hmmm

plz more

Now she fears for her live every day, terrified Joe will come at her in a drunken rage holding an old, tarnished bust of Lincoln worn down from years of cleaning off the blood.

We wuz Kangs

give it a rest already

Good point, always shades of grey I suppose. But it usually seems to fall along that line (which I'm now coining as the Daughter-Waifu Axis™ for future publication) and points within that line are dependent on the user's personal sexual proclivities.
>this pic represents Daughter-end of the spectrum
>linked pic represents Waifu-end of the spectrum (or that one where she's in the field with the baby, you know the one)
Depending on an individual's...uh...Freudian alignment, all anime-posters fall somewhere on that spectrum. Middle-ground would be equivalent to "sister-tier", protectiveness with a healthy dose of confused sexual attraction.

>these are the people who want to rule with an iron fist

She became the least attractive woman in the show by the end.

of sad sights there are to see, the saddest these: "1 post by this ID"

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imgur.com/a/qzNK5
The motherload, senpai

You can't hold back the baizuo.

The threshold was raised but it wasn't eliminated

indeed they are

I was never a milf/mommy guy but I think Heather planted the seed (during her FNC days) and it spread a little bit from there. I just laugh at myself now. Hearing you break it down would be great but no need, old bean

From which year is this?

Better than jailing people for wrong pronouns and plastering artistic penises on buildings

and ?

jailing people is useless because they cant pay back the victim of the crime in a cell

and?

>Middle-ground would be equivalent to "sister-tier", protectiveness with a healthy dose of confused sexual attraction.
The absolute hottest

>implying you dont want 2D anime pussy too user

Meme flag

thanks very much

I think it's about nine years ago. not really sure.
she's still smoking in her MILF form though.

*some irrelevant verified libtard* absolutely SMASHES/SCHOOLS/BOMBS DRUMPF in this *clickbait article*

so when the korea missile is happening?

thank you fellow awoo lover

I personally find the milf mommy phenomon more interesting, though have a decent analysis. You should also try take into account the appeal of teen relationships, because they're sexual (even if embryonicly), yet it's a very pure thing, with the woman often being modest and having her first moments of indulging in seduction. The sort of feel a man can get from that might always appeal to him, especially through growing old and having roasties everywhere.
>Hearing you break it down would be great but no need, old bean
thanks, it would be quite the ramble. I've thought about it a damn lot. Psychologists seem pretty confused about, they're silly because to me it's so obvious.

>implying you'll ever be able to make it if you care that much about 2d or 3d pussy

Hm, no, sweetie.

and yet they made 2 of them.

2 Paul Blarts
2 Scoops
2 Terms

that's 35,040 diet cokes

>30 day plan to defeat ISIS
>aka shoot them instead of get shot
this is truly insane
the madman

Ethnic deep-clean.

Donald Trump wouldnt last 3 days in an actual jungle! Not only that, pampered mangoboy filed for bankruptcy 4 times and everybody knows it.

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>implying liking 2D pussy stops me from killing fags

A FUCKING WOO!

oedipus complex

He never said he would reveal the plan.

>bankruptcy 4 times
still gettin whoopins

Why do Americans hate Russians?

chasing any-d pussy is almost as bad as chasing dicks
prove me wrong

>ISIS has lost 98 percent of the territory it once held -- with half of that terror group's so-called "caliphate" having been recaptured since President Trump took office less than a year ago, U.S. military officials said Tuesday.

>The massive gains come after years of "onerous" rules, when critics say the Obama administration “micromanaged” the war and shunned a more intensive air strategy that could have ended the conflict much sooner.

What in the absolute fuck user..

>jailing people is useless because they cant pay back the victim of the crime in a cell

>Marla in leopard print one piece
Fugggggggg

youtube.com/watch?v=X4BN07h1Ck8

what good does jailing people do?

Remove non whites

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>me on the right

I looked it up...from a shoot she did for Shape magazine around 7-8 years ago

Her twitter feed is too fucking much...she'd be insufferable to live with, just like /oursweetie/

You can't reason with the inbred jewess.

who??

People who have no intrinsic value cannot repay their debts to society, or other people

Most the younger generation doesn't and the old folk still have memories of the cold war.

that is a video that does not actually attack or argue against the fundamental views of anarchism but rather left wingers
its impossible to be a left wing anarchist, so that video is useless

removing people who are a detriment to society.

chasing vagina is not as degenerate as chasing dick, get assblasted

>jailing people is useless
This is correct.
There should only be Fines and the Death Penalty.
If something is bad enough to take away 10 years of someone's life, send them away to be with other criminals, adapt to that environment, learn from other criminals how to be better criminals, have it on their record for the rest of their life after they get out of prison that they can't get good employment, we should really just kill them. Who are we fooling? What are we trying to prove with this? "Adult time out" doesn't work. If it is bad enough to take away their freedom and fuck up the rest of their life, then just kill them.

If killing them is too harsh then just Fine them.
If they can't pay the Fine send them to a labor camp. Payed at that countries federal minimum wage law until they pay off the debt.
If they can't work, then kill them.