Pooplets - when will they learn?

Pooplets - when will they learn?

IM DONE

YOU LEAVE THOSE LOGS IN THE TOILET SO I CAN INSPECT THEM!!!

Oh noooo, I do small poos. THIS IS HORRIBLE!!!!

my shits are huge, but i`m a shy beta faggot

Why do I come here

Niggers are basically giant turds.

It all makes fucking sense.

Then you might as well be 4' tall.

I wonder if soy makes my poop bigger or smaller? Any soyboy here who has some insight on this?

Wear your poop with pride, girls don't care about height, build, education and looks.
It's all about your performance in the toilet.

Daily reminder that if you don't regularly back up the sewer main and lower neighborhood property values with your turds SHE WILL LEAVE YOU

Why do jews lust after the taste of shit and piss?
I've never understood it.

>It tries to climb back out
>I have to slam the lid

i bet nobody here even does big poops

Fatass here. Bitches aren't ready for this.

That is so fucking disgusting.

>Skinny guy
>Hit gym
>Proton shits
>Lose ten pounds

>Still can't get a date

It's not the how often you poo in the loo, it's about the size of dat doo-doo

~Henry Kissenger

My dick may be white male sized, but baby I can give you a 14 inch turd log any day.

So is that why black men are attractive to some? They look like huge shits?

>Fatass here.

Don't worry. We can tell by your flag. No need to tell us.

Is this why they love blacked.com ?

Well, their dicks certainly do look like turds.

And I wouldn't know that if it weren't for the fact that we have all these Australian posters here showing us pictures.

...

>t.increasingly nervous small eliminatior

Don`t pajeets only shit liquid ?

yes
/thread

They do, and then they add spices to it and sell it to you and call it curry.

Why do modern women insist on talking about their shitting habits?
My girlfriend always feels the need to inform me when she needs to use the bathroom. Same with the women I work with, too. They're all fairly normal, feminine women, so what's changed?
>oh user, I need a poo
>I'm back...I just had a shit
>Hahahaha, I'm pooing right now!!

can we shoehorn (((them))) into this somehow?