What Does Sup Forums Look For In A Woman?

Before, I had a whole list, which included "right wing, doesn't smoke, doesn't do drugs, doesn't like celebrity news," etc. but now I am willing to settle with only a few things from that list:

>Under 30.
>Doesn't have social media.
>Doesn't have a phone, or is willing to significantly stop using a phone.
>Doesn't listen to rap or pop music.
>Doesn't have kids and isn't taken.
>Is still attractive and at least a 7.5/10.

This might be maybe three or four women in the US. Does anyone on Sup Forums, in the US, know a female that fits just these criteria alone?

Pic related is past crush/oneitis who went from clean, virgin, conservative, Christian to druggy, fornicating, loser liberal in only a few years, with the aid of cell phones and social media. Worst feeling in the world; like finding out your daughter likes the ghetto and is pregnant with DeMarkus Jr.

>fat ass
>can cook
>likes together and a lone time
>trustworthy
>DSL's
>showers every day and smells good

>isn't a slag
>around my age (25)

>doesn't have a phone

saggy tits & a stinky minge

let me guess. you're a poorfag.

A penis.
If she doesn't have it it's game.

have been born with a vagina

>is attractive
>is attracted to me
>explicitly lets me know she's attracted to me

>Pic related is past crush

Is the pic before the transition? His gaze seems still somewhat innocent and pure

What about a feminine penis?

>le attractive women are actually men meme XDDD

> be a woman
> not mentally retarded
> not a smoker
> not as heavy as an aircraft carrier

You mean a big clit? I probably wouldn't

yeah thats a bit far fetched

Aydin

ITT: virgin beta soyboys

lol that was a typo. I meant that was the pic taken before she changed her lifestyle

If she has a dick

Traps are superior and more qt than roasties

a hymen

>breathing
>attractive

My only conditions.

Look at those eyebrows
Of course she has a dick

>dyed hair
>several facial piercings
>checks my privileges
>let's me know when I'm mansplaining
>30lbs overweight or 20lbs underweight
>has college debt, which proves her dedication
>plays indie songs exclusively
>in either a socialist party or a book club for people of all genders, even the latest

>7+
>in acceptable female college major
>preferably blue eyes
>not a total lost-cause leftist

>isn't taken
An attractive, single woman is always "taken" if she's not into you, and "not taken" if she is.
If she's not into you, she has at least one beta orbiter she can lean against to look taken, or she can pull out the "I'm not ready for a relationship right now" line.
If she's into you, she'll dodge any other guy she's currently dating to spend time with you, and then dump him or convert him to an orbiter if she decides you're a step up.

tl;dr Don't worry about whether a woman is "taken" unless she's wearing a wedding ring.

I like foreign white girls.

White Irish girls are leftist demons, haggard skin due to the harsh climate of this island and the frumpiest arses you'll ever see. I'm talking non-existent

My ideal woman has a 9 inch benis

POWERFUL

Did you escape from /r9k/, your list shows how autistic you really are.

blonde hair blue eyes
she's obviously going to be

1. the most beautiful
2. the most intelligent
because of
3. she has the best genes

Virginity
/thread

All I can say is don't give up hope, brother. I met my wife when I was 24 and she was 18. I was able to redpill her and 8 years later we have 4 master race looking kids. It's cliche as fuck to say but get out and socialize as much as you can.

preferably not a penis
but hey I'm not picky

>decent looking nose

Nope, it's after. Here is her before, with custom added semen, purely for my thoughts of facialing her while we live in rural South Dakota.

I would take every woman which is willing to date me.

This is the lesson anons need to learn no woman is taken if she doesn't have a ring and if she has a ring doesn't mean you can't fuck her still. (Morals aside)

>Know a female that fits?
A lot of that was my wife when we started dating. They're out there.
>social media
Everyone has social media but it depends on how they use it.
>phone
That sounds like you're trolling
>rap
Yeah, fuck that shit.
>Kids
Yep, fuck that too.
>still attractive
Of course. You're not going to initiate conversation with a hag.

>my wife smoked but we quit together
>she loves celebrity gossip but I love pol so it's a compromise (and since she has to hear me talk about nigger and Jews I'd say I won)
The big issue I have is how high maintenance she is. Hair, nails, faicials, yoga and clothes are now a staple of our monthly budget.

nice try faggot we know what you meant

if i found a girl who didn't have social media and enjoyed playing video games/chilling on weekends instead of going out, then id be complete. i fucking hate going to the bar with girls cuz it "something to do" or whatever. so they can post on social media of how active they are. id rather just stay in

Rich
Conservative

>doesn't have a phone

where he fuck are you living? In fucking Alabama woods?

>Worst feeling in the world
i know that feel well. a month ago i was looking at the instagrams of people i went to middle school with (i went to a different high school out of district so i lost touch with literally all of them and only remember them as innocent middle schoolers) and found this one girls who i had a crush on at some point, who i also went to sunday school with and who was a russian-born orphan, who's adoptive mother also died of breast cancer. All this shit the world has thrown at her and i find her instagram and its just pics of her getting wasted at parties half naked. i broke down and wept for like 15 minutes. first time i've ever done that since i was a child. I hate this fucking world

Flag checks out.

To be frank my ideal woman doesn’t exist
>whore in bedroom
>literal virgin
Pretty sure this is basically Sup Forumss problem.

That's a real shame.

>a year or two older than me or younger (me = 25)
>at least a 4 year college degree
>catholic
>at least 7/10
>has some hobbies that are not netflix and/or degenerate in nature
>is not incredibly needy and/or clingy
>body count less than five, or at least limited to long term relationships (tough to figure out if you don't know the girl, but if she's a slut you'll get the vibe)
>white, may settle for a whiter looking hispanic if all other criteria met

I think my list should be easy, I know a few girls who meet that criteria but I don't want to date within my social circle. Sadly one of the no-nos gets checked everytime I meet a girl. Most recent was overly needy/clingy. I work 60 hour weeks and she was annoyed that I was not willing to have aimless text conversations during work hours.

I just want a woman who will lock my dick in a chastity cage and hold the key.

>They're out there.
try being gen Z, they're not out there for us

She needs to show self control and a potency for starting a strong family.

I've realized that pretty much all other problems I used to consider stemmed from these two factors.

The only other aspect that I care about is if she is white.

Pretty sure I can speak for all of Sup Forums for this: a nice feminine penis

>21-30
>No feral accents (a.k.a the entirety of northern england)
>Intelligent
>Doesn't listen to pop music

that's it honestly. Not been laid in a year though

Yup, man. I had that same feel but it lasted like 4 years total.

I have very high-standards since i don't want some degenerate whore raising my kid

>must be younger than me not more than two years
>must be a KV (kissless virgin)
>must not have had a "crush" on any other guy before me
>must be naturally blond, and by blond i don't mean this dirty blond shit i mean goldylox blond
>must have clear clear light blue eyes, i find dark blue eyes attractive but i would never reproduce with someone who has them since that darkness came from shitskin genes
>must be a 10/10
>must be at least 5'9 in height
>must have an IQ over 105. I would much rather have an intelligent gf but i know women are too fucking stupid to expect any of them who fit my standard to also be smart
>must show me her DNA and show she's pure Germanic, over 5% Celtic or Med blood and she's trash to me
>must show me her ancestry, i don't want my gf to descend from coal miners or European refugee trash, i want her to have some nobility or blue blood if you will
>must be wealthy, the idea of poverty or middle class turns me the fuck off
>must be shy and submissive, aggressive women make me think they are dykes and turn me off
>must never have worked a job in her life, the idea of a women doing anything masculine turns me off
>must dress modestly by modern standards

Wish me luck guys in finding my qt3.14

kek. pick one

dude, just kill yourself, it's gonna be for your own good

>Is still attractive and at least a 7.5/10
10% of girls
>
>Doesn't have social media.
>Doesn't have a phone, or is willing to significantly stop using a phone.
5% of girls, probably less
>isn't taken and 7.5
even less
are you top 1% male to score something liek that?

>t. future wizard

Big ass
Not fat
Latin/white
Somewhat ambitious
Caring
Loves family
Brazilians

>18-24
>Saxon (not anglosaxon) or Frisian heritage
>Blue eyes.
>Catholic or willing to become it.
>Needs a frame suited for much childbearing.

guaranteed that you don't meet any of the criteria you set out for them yourself.

I-Im sorry user, but...

Yeah because I'm a male and biologically males are expendable. Women are the ones who need to be higher "class" you could say since they put the effort into child raising

>t. losers who know the women i want is way out of their league

I'm going to find her.

Screw you asshole I'm anglosaxon.

>virgin
>loyal
>northern European descent (at least 75%)
that's it.

icing on the cake would be blond hair blue eyes, smart, funny, interesting, witty, and mentally strong.

Your treat life like it's some kind of disney movie. Want a protip? Life SUCKS ASS. All Aryan cultures of the past have recognized this. Why don't you? Make the best with what you got and focus on making whatever happens after you die a benign experience.

You're not gonna find anyone.
Good luck fapping to your pillow

>No feral accents
What exactly does that sound like?

Is the pic pre transformation or is it post?

ugly
amazing body
social smoker
doesn't mind a beer
tells it how it is
good mum
a small tattoo is ok
>tfw always liked the rough ones

>at least a 4 year college degree
you like your women indoctrinated I see

>Life SUCKS ASS

Low as fuck standards desu. I used to know this girl in highschool who was 75% Celto-Germano whatever and 25% Italian. She had blond hair and very light blue eyes. I thought she was perfect until I realized taking biology and mendels law. That because her Italian grandfather had dark eyes that could be passed on to my children by skipping generations.

>life sucks ass
Holy shit what kind of loser attitude is this? The Jews are really the only thing that make life "suck" today and with willpower and determination we can break the chains of servitude they put on. The aryan culture I know is Nietzschism. I want to be the UBERMENSCH!

LE EBIN BAID :DD FUG

Get a sexbot.

I demand fresh pasta, not old moldy pasta.

+/10
>>my age (18-21)
>>Be racist as hell.

Masturbation is degenerate and I don't do that

This. Why do men want women to be in college? College was traditionally a male thing so wanting your women to be in college sort of makes you gay. I mean you want your women doing something traditionally masculine, that means you want your women acting like men. That makes you a homosexual.

It would be like in 50 years if all men wanted their women to wear suits and armwrestle.