/r9k/ got fucking raped today

I guess we didn't have it so bad after all...

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>Mods mix boards for April fool's joke
>Match up boards based on similarities for friendship
>Place mlp and pol to see them fight
>Other boards laugh at us for the first few hours
>Mlp and pol become friends soon after
>Other boards start having a falling out
>All the while R9k gets nothing.

What could be better than this?!

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JUST9k

as an /r9k/ poster I am saddened
also a Sup Forums user...

My two regular boards got left out. Oh well, still tons of fun!

MEGA JUST

>tfw you're so friendless that even the friendless don't want to be friends with you
The Bible truly speaketh. Those that have, more will be given to. Those that do not have, even what they have will be taken away.

Ieft two years ago, that place fucked me up real good

toppest fucking kek

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Poor r9k hahahaa

i shoved a carrot up my ass yesterday and ate it

>when even /mlp/ doesn't want to fuse with you

holy shit based gook

Ahahahahahahahah

>still no /r9/k//

it should be r9/k/
/k/ gets reminded how good they have it, /r9k/ gets people to talk to that aren't depressed but also aren't normies by any stretch, and they can bond over how much they hate women

i feel bad for them, i visit r9k from time to time, they have nice pepes and wojaks.

Even the misfits who call this board home don't wanna interact with /r9k/

LEWL WeeW lads :)

HA HA HA yes.

It makes sense. The worst pol was going to do was turn mlp fags into nazis. r9k would have turned some food and cooking poster into the next Timothy McVeigh.

Rape implys anyone wants them.

HAHAHA Fuck I love Hitler

after seeing the amount of /mpol/ pics today, i'm fucking impressed. assuming it's mostly OC from today. any Trump or Moonman ponies yet?

they should've combined with /r/. it would have only compounded their feels.

i would have enjoy /r9k/ over /mlp/ 100%

Fucking Losers.

>Mlp and pol become friends soon after
sorry never happened only a group of idiots. kill yourself

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/r9k/ would have had a ree fit whether they merged or not.

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I know you're joking, but I saw a classmate do that in the gym changeroom in elementary

How do I get into a loving relationship and get out of r9k mode /mlpol/? I have very little interest in sex, so I lack the drive and that limits my options and approaches. Most people tel me all this advice that sounds way too aggressive and sexual. I just want to be loved and have my existence validated by another person.

back to r*ddit with you

you're probably uggo

Get a dog

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH

(actually sad)

the fuck are you talking about?

Just do drugs man. That's what all of the cool people do when they're bored. I'm not even kidding. There's an epidemic for a reason. We're all suffering and you're not alone in this. Drugs help A LOT.

Fucking kek

should have combined them with /vip/. those poor NEETs would have gotten exited at first to be allowed in the cool club, only to find out that they're not allowed to post and make threads because can't buy pass with GBP and tendies. they'd be the loser at in the corner at the party that nobody wants to talk to. it'll be high school all over again for them.

Nice m8. I wrote that. If you're gonna repost, crop out the tabs.

improve yourself or lower your standards to dirt
this is the best advice i ever heard on this site.

A lot of boards didn't get merged. Like /x/.

me too
Honestly this

fucking gr8, m8. having a good laugh at that. thank you based user.

Eh I'd say 5/10, 6 on a good day.