How do you get women?

How do you get women?

Treat them like shit. Seriously.

Women are used to men doing everything to please them, all you have to do is make them feel like you don't care about them and you will become irresistible.

This generation is full of girls with daddy issues they just want a guy to put them in their place. It's 100 times easier too. It's a fucking win win.

Women are dumb. Can we get aggressive nympho futanari's like my chinese porn comics?

going by the picture you posted of the women you like
be a meth cook

There is a girl with daddy issues, I know. I treat her like a goddess and the last thing she told me was that she wished I had my arms around her now.

Maybe there is something else?

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No they don't want a guy that treats them like shit. What they want is a guy that's completely oriented in his own right. Douches are often like this, but so are extremely successful men.

EVERY girl has daddy issues.

Either her dad abused or ignored her and shes fucked up.

Or her dad spoiled her and princessed her and shes fucked up.

who or what the hell is that guy on the right. is he a type of bogdanoff?

There is an age old wisdom that goes
>Treat them like dirt, and they'll stick like mud

Women live for emotions - good or bad - and will seek to be around anyone who can provide them.

Phaggot

I enjoy being choked, slapped, and treated like an object, but I still wouldn't do any of that for A FUCKING LEAF such as OP

Dude I'm pretty sure that guy's dead, something seriously fucked up with that pic definite shop

Sure thing OP. Try it yourself and tell us your success rate.

>women
>get
there's your problem. get a turkey baster

Lol if you think how you treat women matters more than your looks you're a fool. Women will be with Chad whether he's an asshole or a nice guy

pretty sure that's a corpse, looks like she stuck the fag in it's mouth & took the photo.

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can any medical anons confirm based on his appearance? alive or dead?

That is a dead man or a dummy.

Treat them like shit. yeah this is how woman get guys.
the reason you virgins can't get girls is because you're not very interesting.

What I am looking at? The king of Aids?

In a Muslim country all women are treated as second class citizens already, so the goddess treatment will work to a degree. In Western nations, women are put on a pedestal. Women want what they cannot have, and what they are not getting. Supermodels do not want compliments on their beauty, but ugly women do.

>This generation is full of girls with daddy issues

Fucking this. My cousin is 25. She brought her fiancee, whom I never met, to our family Christmas dinner. He was telling us about his time in Iraq when he was a Marine. I caught the last half of the conversation, thinking okay he's talking about O.I.F, No! This guy was in the Gulf War. I wish I were LARPing

why don't you guys try out the gay? it may be betters suited for your unemployed sudo intellectual basement dwelling animie jacking lifestyle

This is bullshit. Try talking to a good girl.

Not entirely true. Depends on the women.

I treated my ex like shit, as she was my second girlfriend and I still had to learn how relationships work. I was selfish.

She deserved better, she was too sweet for me and I fucked up. I really wish I could revert it Sup Forums. Kinda drunk here but yeah I feel like shit, she was really great gf material. Meh

Become who you want to attract.
If you want to get a fucked up drama whore, be a piece of shit. If you want to get a well adjusted stable human being and you're here reading this post you've got a long road ahead of you.

The fact some of us have been on Sup Forums for years makes us kinda interesting or at the very least weird

Not true. I have known nice guys with chad genetics dating and marrying 6’s.

What a fake painted cunt

I am doctor. Dead.

All straight women want "bad" boys. But they want to be the one who never has to apologize, the one who tamed the wild Bad Boy and made him into a Good Boyfriend. OP is both correct and incorrect, and so are you. Being treated like shit is not their goal per se. But it proves to them they're with an "Alpha Male" in their mind, who is not putting them on a pedestal.

You sound like one who puts women on a pedestal

The real question is how do we cuck our women. How do we get our women to except us having multiple women thus having more white babies. At least two women to one man. Lots of tits, ass, puss, and White Babies! Plus women are so screwed up now, it literally takes two of them to do the job of one real women. They're literally retarded.

Money works too

Don't treat them like shit.
But ignore them. Respond to 1/3 of their texts.
Never plead, beg, or show any submissive emotion
Write them a note but be short and elusive.
Have another girl, or project that.

This formula works every fucking time. They are literally felines. Watch what drives a cat crazy. Teasing. Puzzles. Challenges. Having an owner that doesn't give into them. You are a dog. Act like a cat. Don't chase. Put a laser on the ground and make them jump on the bed and to the fridge to make you a sandwich, then to the parking lot for them to leave.

Use the animal handbook. Show any weakness, they'll wander. Sad but true. No exceptions, unless they've been destroyed by a guy. They want muscles but not punches. Get veins popping in your arms for 100% increase in fuckmachines

The sweet spot is being entertaining to the girl without showing too much interest, but if you're like me you lost your sense of humor a long time ago.

well obviously if you are viggo mortensen you can treat them like shit, he's rich and famous

All women are fake painted cunts, mama's boy. Even if they don't wear makeup. They grow long hair for show, they shave legs for show. It's all a social masquerade. But you think some are pure. Because you put Mommy on a pedestal.

>see girl, ask her for her phone number
>shes like "what you saw me thought i looked pretty so your just asking me for my number?"
>me: yeah.
>her: ok here *smiles*
>call her up and talk, ask her if she wants to hang out, she says shes busy, sounds like a rejection type of "busy" rather than genuinely just busy so i drop it.
>few days later im walking downtown and pass her by, she says hi, we talk and again i ask her out to go get a coffee or whatever i forgot what i said, she says no.
>i casually say "oh, ok, well i g2g bye" and turn away and start walking
>she seems anxious/desperate as she calls out after me "you can still call me though"

wat do

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Is that a corpse?

the final one should be her with a bane mask wearing an SS uniform

She wants you to work for it. Just invite her over to fugg or something but don't seem too desperate. You also have to woo her a bit but don't be overly into it just be like "yeah I know how to make all my friends feel good".

Fuck off you degenerate cunt

She wants to fuck you but doesnt want to come off as easy. If she said to call, call.

I used to do drugs with a dude that looked like this.
>519

(You)

Bitch, go make me a sandwich.
NOW! and you can hop on my dick later.

Im so tired of women and life in general

Im considering fucking whores and disregarding games entirely. Its so much easier. you go in you pay and have a great 1-2 hours

Drop it. Show her attention now and she takes it as evidence of weakness. The only way you can win is for her to chase you. She's not doing that (yet, maybe never). You can't call her again after she passed. You played the whole thing correctly. And she's playing cat and mouse. You are the mous. If you see her again be friendly but indifferent, move on with your life. Last chance is hers, but she's showing you she only wants attention that she can't have.

what did you talk with her about? how attractive is she?

When's the last time you saw a girl who wasn't incessantly texting? Sure, you can call her and message her and wait your turn, hell you should probably have dozens of numbers to dial yourself. This is the social dynamic of today, the question is do you really want to play that game?

When you fuck whores your still just forking your shekels over without raising kids and a family though.

lich

Maybe white girls

Asian girls need to be treated like cute princesses

Maybe that's why Asian girls are with white guys and white girls are single mothers with ugly half-cast parasites

triple 8's can not be wrong

Not really how it works, just call them out on their bullshit especially when they start talking feminist crap, if you don't do it in a hostile way they tend to fall for you. Literally how I've gotten my last two girlfriends, just calling out their bullshit in a pleasant way.

idgaf having kids and a family and if I change my mind later I can still do it later in life

IM 24 too young for this shit

You're only too young because Muhammad gets first call

>tfw you can't even do that
The only thing what would bring pleasure is a war

women just want Chad

if you're not chad and you treat them like shit you'll probably end up in jail or something

I don't fuck thots. I prefer choking girls that don't like getting choked.

Jian that you?

Leaf, you wouldn't even merge in front of someone without using your turn single for 5 seconds

Don't act hard

I just saw a screenshot of this on 8/b/ with a bunch of nonsensical Greek letters and capslock, what the fuck is going on. Also pic related looks like Jesus's fucking corpse with a fag in his mouth

Ignore her for a week and then come back and complain about your girlfriend being a bitch, say you need someone to talk to, ask if you can do it irl. Fuck her.

>Be me
>10 years ago
>25 years old
>Join Adult Matchmaker
>ZERO responses
>Fastforward to now
>35 years old
>Divorced, Horny, join degenerate sex dating site
>Within half an hour, have a dozen messages from early 20 year old cuties craving my approaching middle aged cock

Is it really that easy these days?

I am super fucking hard right now. What you wearing, bro?

Kek of truth

Are you happy about it?

how do I attract women like her?

Girls looking for real dads now. Too many of us are cucked and older men are getting it.

eternally BTFO

Relieve the pressure from your maple stick

Just poke it with a knife, save the maple for pancakes

No need. Chicks love the BMC

Yeah your still pretty young but you should find other less expensive hobbies than literally enabling whores.

Have a large dick made of chocolate that ejaculates money

Be rich.

what site

There's literally so much advise shit being flung at us these days guiding us in different directions I think it may just be best to go the Elon Musk route and pursue what I want and hope an Amber Heard character likes me enough not to sue me.

I fucked a 22 year old and her 24 year old friend 3 days ago. I'm pretty happy about it. But fucking them is all they're good for. I have nothing relatable to them on a mental capacity.

he's skeletor
"HE MAN! I HAVE GOTTEN SOME LAST NIGHT! HA HA HA! MY PLAN TO HAVE SEXUAL INTERCOURSE WITH ANOTHER WOMAN HAS WORKED, AND YOU ARE SITTING IN YOUR ROOM WITH YOUR DICK IN YOUR HAND THINKING ABOUT TEELA! HA! HA! HA!"

literally how

You mean you want to help North Korea with rocket technology? Good for you. Elon Musk is CIA.

>implying men and women have anything relatable with each other in a mental capacity anyway

why did you divorce? men and wmoen arent supposed to be friends, there's nothing more than sex between the two sexes

>be a subhuman caveman retard to attract other cave-brained retards
No thanks. You're the exact kind of people that need to be weeded out. Literal subhuman animals.

I will spread my seed and overwrite the thot gene.

tfw 2 inceligent

Not everybody clicks with each other m8
Well aren't you the idealist. I think men and women are different but that doesn't make us entirely fuck meat to each other.

You are the male equivalent of the 'thot' gene, stupid. You both need to be culled, big time.

She's rejected you twice already. Do you want to get rejected a third time? If so call her.

IM JUST PRETENDING TO BE RETARDED BRO!

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Time for your pills, Terry.

Kek. I know the feel.

Be attractive is pretty much all you have to do.

You don't get them

You earn them

It's not about treating them like shit, it's about sending off the vibe they need you more than you need them, which is true in most male-female relationships