You have summoned the eternal choragon

What is your wish?

Destroy all anime.

Immortality.

I've never been very creative.

Get rid of my cold

This, or just a perfect immune system.

Destroy every medium based on series of still images which, when shown on a screen, creates the illusion of moving images due to the phi phenomenon.

Become a maid and make animu with me.

A friend

Magic up some money stolen from my corrupt government so I can pay for my hobbies.

more wishes

Make me a saiyan.

Everyone's waifu to become real and love only me.

Those are two wishes, idiot. Also, that's beyond regular Shenron.

Why not just ask to be taller?

>local user dies drowned in a sea of waifus.

The two most powerful saiyans in the multiverse are manlets.

The most powerful beings on almost every anime are manlets, maybe because of those brutal gains.

This.
I don't know why no one else thought about it.

Turn me into a cute vampire loli.

its the only logical wish desu.

Although in the world of Dragonball everybody is essentially immortal so eh

I want to be able to fly.

Zamasu did, but rather than asking to be a Saiyan he just took the body of the strongest available Saiyan.

To make that fucking son of a bitch Son Jae Ho return to working on 'Ability'

To not age.

Zamasu and his best friend Zamasu had some pretty good wishes.

bulma's panties

toss us a gf bruv

Get rid of the shitty threads on Sup Forums

Shenron, make America great again!

Downside is that being immortal don't mean undestructable, so you could perfectly end up as a pile of bones or scattered all over the universe by some random faggot just to fuck your shit up.

Give me the body of SON GOKU

I'd wish to become an omnipotent demigod.

If that's not possible, just kill every Sup Forums user.

give me all the dirt on dj trump and his russian masters

be my cute dragon maid wife

Kill weebs

Kill me.

Does this wish include death as a disease?

Except in Dragon Ball being immortal means that wont happen. Because unlike other series where wishes tend to fuck you over, the dragon is a bro and has your back, even if you wish for something stupid or impulsive.

>MAKE A WORLD WHERE ANIME HEROINES ARE ALL USED GOODS!!

Literally wishing for all worlds evil

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To turn me into a Frost Demon/(Freeza's clan) mutant, akin to Freeza/King Cold.

Only, instead of being a lazy, planet-bombing twat, I would attempt to train hard and fly around the universe looking for adventure and sexy space babes. Bonus points if I get a second wish: definitely an immortal youthfulness of some manner.

But you'd still be alive so is that really bad? At least you'd still be able to think about life and how it fucking sucks being bones scattered across the universe.

Not that it matters in dragon ball since there's an afterlife anyway, but still.

Eternal life

To become perfect.

You're already perfect to me, user.

If anyone in this thread gets quads I'll do whatever their wish entails.

Regeneration and immortality go hand in hand if Zamasu is an indication.

sucka benis

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I just want to become successful in life.

Every mangaka can now write and draw 20 times faster same for animators

The ability to find whatever I am searching for, whether is physical or spiritual.

I wish to have a perfect understanding of Mathematics, Physics, and Chemistry.

Now to get any job I want, 300k starting salary.

Why not just wish for money?

Let me fuck her one last time and have her love me till she turns 16.

I'd rather have the knowledge and earn the money.

Turn me into a cute trap

I want my waifu to be real

>and sexy space babes
You have no dick with which to fugg them.

Thanks user it means a lot to me.

>my waifu is 13 and would look this young if brought into the 3D world

Makes me uncomfortable desu

What you should do is wish for every Sup Forumsnon's waifu to be real. That means there will be multiples of your waifu you just need to go out and take them.

The only person to ever wish for immortality in DB was Zamasu and he was a perfect immortal, with infinite regeneration and what not.

Make Gohan the protagonist. Kill Goku forever.

I'd like a new pet please, pic related.

Infinite wishes

To be able to infinitely regenerate like that immortal jellyfish. I can become a shota at will and have big tittied older ladies fawn over me.

I wish I knew what to wish for

Wait is this 1 wish only Shenron or the later Dende Powered Give You 2 Wishes Shenron

Single Wish Shenron: Immortality + Youth. Use my now infinite time to figure out how to fix everything that will ever go wrong.

Two wish Shenron: Sex Change + either near infinite money or at least the willpower to make any of my ambitions come true.

I wish Jojo part 8 and 9 were fully released.

death is only a logical consequence of disease.
Having a perfect immune system doesn't exempt you from eventual death due to massive organ failure as a result of inevitable cancer, and it doesn't stop you from getting shot, either.

Omniscience. Armed with the knowledge of everything, I can then achieve anything else like omnipotence, immortality etc. shortly.

>you live the rest of your short insignificant life knowing that the only way to achieve immortality using your surely overly specific and picky definition of immortality was through a wish from Shenron that you squandered

I want a goddess like you... to be with me always!

Only correct answer.

Infinite wishes

Cancer is a disease of the cells thought, a perfect immune system would be similar to immortality

How would Shenlong look as an anthropomorphic anime girl?

ETERNAL YOUTH!

seriously, fuck the money, fuck the power. I wanna be young foreveeeeer.

Just reminds me of that guy that sperged out on all his Kanagi books when he found out she might have been impure.

Literally weaponised autism

>implying
This sexy jobber's not having any of your shit user.

>If that's not possible, just kill every Sup Forums user

Low test nu-male detected.

With knowledge of everything he would know where to find the dragon balls for another wish.

What do think that is growing above his ass?

I wish that I can find happiness in life.

Give me all of the power you possess.

To be friends with a certain wish-granting dragon.

>not wishing to kill everyone who supports political correctness

To release shenron from his prison. Don't genies want to be free?

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The ability to forget good anime so I can watch them for the first time again.

A dragon radar that can't break.
And so, see you next year.

Invincibility.

Perfect wish for someone who doesn't care for anything. I can do anything I want and I don't have to suffer through thousands or millions of years.

Prevent me from aging further.
Immortality sounds nice, but with your body aging and just not dieing it's still shit.