So what? Macron was /ourguy/ all along? How far will he go?
I guess he answered the call....
Jupiter Arising
Ayden Bailey
Mason Cox
Did he really say that?
Jose Richardson
Kevin Adams
It doesn't mean what you think it means. Hollande, his predecessor, prided himself on being "Monsieur Normal" (but eventually exposed himself as a moron who referred to the poor as "toothless", kek!). Macron wants to go for the exact opposite direction: he doesn't want to be "normal", because look where being "normal" got Hollande. He wants to be Jupiterian, in the sence that he wants to distantly judge and test what is best for the country. In other words, it's not his intention to be popular.
Asher Young
Dionysus reporting in.
Who else is part of the pantheon?
Joshua Perry
>154840604
Putin and Xi, but I don't know which ones they would be
Eli Parker
babushka fucker is god dam dinsgusting filthy kike
Noah Torres
who that?
Juan Barnes
oh Macron, dunno, we'll see
Anthony Butler
putin is mars
xi is pluto
Christopher Edwards
That works. Kim is Vulcan, god of crafting and fire
Hudson Edwards
Mercury?
Jordan Rogers
kek that is awesome
Wyatt Thompson
>Mercury
Because Mercury poisoning made him retarded.
William Fisher
Daniel Adams
/bogboy/
Joseph Hall
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Isaac Parker
>So what? Macron was /ourguy/ all along?
Macron
>EU Puppet
>closet homosexual
>doesnt really want to stop immigration
>feminist
>retarded
Landon Hughes
Who the fuck are these dudes? Give me a quick rundown please.
Henry Sullivan
Some useless so-called "scientists" who got famous by undergoing some major plastic surgery.
Asher Ramirez
Ok thx. People seem to think they are some IQ 3000s running everything.
Joshua Adams
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Henry Green
This is really fucking old though. Like 6 months old
Mason Morales
>Rothschilds bow to the Bogdanoffs
>In contact with aliens
>Rumoured to possess psychic abilities
>Control france with an iron but fair fist
>Own castles and banks all over the world
>Direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line
>Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be be the first city)
>Own basically every DNA editing research facility on Earth
>Published theoretical physics papers in scientific journals over 200 years ahead of their time. Scientists are still unable to understand the complexities of their research.
>First designer babies will be Bogdanoff Babies
>Both brothers said to have 200+ IQ
>Ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon the Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
>These are the Bogdanoff twins
>They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world
>You likely have Bogdabots inside you right now
>The Bogdanoffs are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church
>They learned fluent French in under a week
>Saved Europe from destruction with a single phone call
>Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Bogdanoff
>The twins are 67 years old, from the space-time reference point of the base human.
>In reality, they are timeless beings that exist at every point from the Big Bang to the heat death of the Universe
>We don't know what their plans are, we hope they're peaceful