I spent the last 4 years in prison. Just got released

I spent the last 4 years in prison. Just got released.

AMA.

Oh reddit didn't change its name to Sup Forums while you were gone, thats just a prank they sometimes do, it's still at its original url

Is prison in Sweden really like a holiday camp compared to ours?

You get bored after 1 week because there's nothing to do. A fucking TV from the 90s is all I had and the only channel is SVT (Swedish propaganda).

Swedish prison isnt prison. Its a hostel retreat in a 5 star hotel for a few mandatory years where you got to leech of swedish 90% tax, eat some renowned chefs food, play vidya and can visit the local town to fuck some blonde chick looking for some alpha criminal.

> Its a hostel retreat in a 5 star hotel
there are no stars when it comes to prison. you either get brainwashed by the old TV's only channel or you look at the walls until you can work out or read books

>you got to leech of swedish 90% tax
more like 1%

>eat some renowned chefs food
we get leftovers from the centralköket which is equivalent to shit

>play vidya
the only "vidya" you can play is chess and card games

you clearly don't know anything about what you're talking about. are you a psychopath?

What for and how did you kill time

Fpwp

:(

I read books and slept, I spent most of my time sleeping like everyone else. I got arrested with one other friend for beating up immigrants with an iron pipe. They also gave the iron pipe back to me yesterday.

Charges?

Did you get fucked in the ass by niggers ? Serious question

>4 years
This is probably a kiddyfiddler

Grov misshandel.

I guess it means "severe beatings" but it wasn't on one ape, we did it on several shitskins. So the piece of shit judge decided to give me 4 years instead of regular 1-2 years.

There were no niggers in my prison.

Tell me where did you do time
t. former plit

A hero and a patriot. What are your plans now?

Also, you dont get 4 years for your first offence, certanly not for a beating, so there is something you aint telling us.

Are you not swedish/swedish speaking?

Fuck that would be crazy.

Are you white?

You got 4 years for beating up someone? Did you cripple them or almost kill them?

they don't send muslims to jail

Barbershop or try to pick up programming again. I had a pretty good salary while doing it, self taught etc. I'm not sure if anyone will hire me so I plan to start my own barbershop because I can know somebody in Göteborg who can rent a good spot.

Umeå

Yes they do, for drugcharges.

I am as Nordic as Odin.

Martin?

Not one person, several people.

Nej sötnos.

>until you can work out or read books

so you're buff and wiser?
Good man.

welcome back to the living

I'm like 25% sami though, but thank you nonetheless.

Sorry mate. What were you in for?

So you went around beating up muds with your friends?

>Barbershop
noble profession

I don't know where to begin desu. So much has changed on the internet and hardware rapidly improved while I was gone.

Well that was generous of them. Was it a Sam Hyde style “self-defence situation” or a self-defence situation?

>posting pepes in 2018

I believe you

>Swede thinks he went to prison

timestamps of pipe pls

> They also gave the iron pipe back to me yesterday.

fuckin kekked

You got more prison than immigrants who gang rape and torture swedish children.

Would you go back?

It was a self defense situation for a free Nord if you catch my drift.

No, they were screaming like fucking monkeys at night, so we went out and beat them up and the entire thing escalated.

You could have wrote a book. "My fight" would have been a fine title.

Id like to help you get money or something. I have a YouTube channel.

Holy shit, if you didn't severely cripple or kill someone that just seems like a bunch of people fighting. FFS that should be like 30 days in jail max.

Hell no. Literally the most boring place ever.

pic is county jail where I was for a year waiting for trial
Allegheny County, PA was about 70% nig back then

"until"? Were you not allowed to keep books in your room?

What in tarnation?
Prisons are supposed to be a place of punishment not leisure.

is your name matt?

>mfw someone who just got out of prison has better future plans than me

I'm fine. I can actually code really well, just need to look into new things before I send out my resume next week.

what books did you read

should have used the time to better learn programming. did you have pc access?

You could keep some books but I didn't do it.

Do they have Sup Forums in your swedish prison? What about porn?

post the pipe

>You can only get tranny or sissy porn

Just learn how to program. There are so many tutorials on the Internet. Don't rely on tutorials made by curry or rice fuckers.

Tough, but fair.

No Ok good luck.

I've been programming since I was 16 and I'm 25 now. The problem is, I'm not sure if anyone will hire me, so I have to run my own business and make customers come to me because they can't see the charges.

It would be easy to dox me if I did. Also it's just a clean pipe, I could literally post any pipe.

get a job at the IBM up there in sweden maybe?

quit being coy and post the pipe

I'm surprised that no one asked if there were a lot of shitskins in prison or not.

Not ideal but still would rather have those than the unsegregated prisons that subject whites to atrocities and churn out more violent and effective criminals with even less regard for human life.

Milk truk just arrive :)

Cryptocurrency took off while you were in the joint.
You should go research what's happened to Bitcoin. They managed to ((())) it by taking over the dev team and keeping the blocksize at 1MB so that it couldn't gain adoption.
If you're a decent programmer, you could look at doing something with that.
By the way, we SPA (Single Page Apps) now. Vue's nice. React is apparently good, but they've gone and re-invented their own form of HTML.

fucking kekd

Varg?

You already have some business ideas?

I've been thinking about working for Red Hat, why IBM?

Did you lift or were you already buff before prison?
Or do they not do such stuff in Sweden?
Also are there any white gangs in prisons there to fend off against the Muhameddan hordes?

Already went to prison for beating up shit skins, not like being associated with this place will hurt your reputation with normies any more then that.

Yeah, I plan to run my own barbershop in Göteborg while commuting to a small town with train. I have a good contact who can get me a nice spot with lots of people.

Did jail have any of the theoretical effects it should have on you? You know, ((teaching you a lesson)) about how bad it is to do hat you did and so on.
Also, met any interdesting people there?

I wasn't buff before, but I wasn't skinny either. Everyone in prison get along here. There might be one or two idiots acting like idiots but they always get transferred.

ik Intel just came out with Coffee Lake, glorious i7, 6 cors and 3.6-4.5 in clockspeed, and I recently landed a RX Vega 56 GPU from the red team

Nah. I just thought about all the things I'm missing out on.

Has your quality of life decreased now that you're out? Are all swedish prisons comfy, or is it only one or two very specific ones?

where my sp bros at

My current life is about the same it was before, only that I had a job at a bank as a software developer.

Are you gonna frame the iron bar?

>everyone in prison gets along
I saw your post earlier saying there weren't shitskins, I'd assume the case would be much different in a "mixed" prison?

Was alcohol involved in your crime? If so, do you drink still?

There were few shitskins, but they were mostly disappointed in themselves.

I don't drink at all.

everyone needs coders, it's a good talent user and welcome back

how did you get caught?

Why is the Arizona National Guard being deployed to GITMO to refurbish the place?

How were you caught?

basically me and another guy beat up a bunch of shitskins at night because they kept screaming, then one of them calls the police after they all get btfo and we wait for the police. Then the court decides to throw us in prison because we beat them too hard.

Any of /ourguys/ on the inside OP?

Also thank you for your service.

you must do something really bad to put you in jail in sweden if youre a shitskin
dont they usually get a pass ?

4 years ain't shit come back when you've spent min 10 years. Manpucci

Yes, literally everyone except for the weird ones that did silly shit like punching someone in the face or whatever.

>we wait for the police
wat?

How loud are your farts?

Shitskins get way less time, sometimes nothing at all.

where they middle eastern or negros??
if they were negroes i can understand they always shouting and such, i feel the same way at times.
on a scale of 1 to 10, how much did u fuck them up?? did ur friend go to prison as well? if so, were you together?

>then one of them calls the police after they all get btfo and we wait for the police.

so your not a clever chap