>Anti-terrorist gunshots mattress for UK schools
**inhales**
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How low can britbongs can even go? This is your new lifestyle I guess.
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>tfw it's safer to live in huehueland
I feel like you're taking this picture out of context
Meme flag posters should be fucking banned
Here you go, happy?
Not even
How long until getting your head chopped off is racist?
The mattress doubles as a prayer mat
It's hurricane training in the US
>these are meant to stop allahu akbars
>the entire sides of the child's body is unprotected
>terrorist can just throw the mattress off
this is the most retarded anti-terrorist device I have ever seen
Of course it's a leaf.
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That way, it's useful for every student.
Seems like a good deal
The mattresses double as protection from terrorists, and praying mattresses for terrorists.
no they're mass shooter armor plated blankets
UK schools don't have lockers. This isn't for the UK.
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OK who has the greentext? You know the one, gut duct taping these things to himself he steals them off the backs of kids before wasting them
Thats the US though.
In the UK they train the police to shoot them instead.
Another reason the British are superior to the frogs.
That's completely unnecessary. UK is an Islamic country ruled under the Sharia law.
>pic
>because the shitty school I went to doesn't have something, no schools in the UK have it
i didnt have lockers in my school? is this a new thing?
Part and Parcel
I wasnt aware that lockers were halal
We need a Britanon to teach his child to shit on the floor at such events and defend it as embracing Hindu culture.
Did they have to make them neon orange?
Why not just paint bullseyes on them?
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Makes a nifty headscarf too m8
it is a real thing : google "bodyguard blanket"
however inevitably it is a usa only thing
>separate desks
>UK
Nah pal, not since 1900's
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How people fall for this shit is utterly beyond me. Britain has about 10 shootings a year and our last school shooting resulted in handguns being entirely banned back in the fucking 1980s. We have approximately 0 school shootings on every year. A grand total of 1 school shooting in the last 5 decades and a grand total of 0 terrorist attacks targetting a school of children in the last 1000 years.
I know this is just a shitpost and all but you do know UK schools have uniforms right? This is the case for around 90% of primary and secondary schools. You need to up your game.
give it up leafy
uk schools do not have desks like that
Don't people in the UK use grenades and acid?
>the lockers
not a british school, we don't have lockers
Bullet powder cant melt matresses
>you go to school like everyday in a bongland
>suddenly wild Sadam apears
>takes out a gun
*death to infidels*
>good thing you've got your safety materace and proper training
>you take cover
>bullets starts flying
>you feel bullet hitting you from a side where 30% of your body is unprotected
*fugg mine is broken*
>you stand up and try running
>get another 2 bullets
*okay might aswell lie down if you gents insist*
>you die
feels good to live in a open society, aye bong?
There hasn't been a grenade attack since the IRA's campaign in Belfast. Acid is right. I know in Sweden there's a lot of grenade attacks but I don't remember a single one Muslims have done here. There's not the same type of access to grenades here that they have. They use makeshift stuff as a rule.
Is the UK Mexico now?
It can't be America; the plastic chairs wouldn't handle the weight.
LOL, this is spot on! What a bunch of retards, I wonder who got the contract to make these? Total waste! Hahahaha!
its just part and parcel, infidel
>hiding behind some dumb mats
>not running to the next exit
>not jumping out from window and run away fast as a nigger from the police
fucking cattle
It is the US you utter mongoloid. The children aren't wearing uniforms, there are lockers and the US is the only first world country where this would even be a concept.
Just reverse search the image. Every result is from the US.
You cant shoot someone with your standard issue 22. Spoon
a company in oklahoma makes them
or rather, made. it seems they didn't catch on
its already been pointed out but those aren't UK schools.
UK schools don't have those kind of lockers, desks and we also have to wear a uniform.
Mkay so this is proabblly from the same shit that soft armor is made from so it DOES NOTHING for rifle rounds and for hand gun rounds the ammount of pain would instantly cause kids to rollover in pain. Its like (((they))) are trying to make your kids to a as much entertaining target as they can.
>women in charge
How about fighting the cause, not the effect?
>I can outrun a bullet
There's a reason germany lost both world wars
*ducks and covers*
Works for nuclear attacks.
It's not UK, it's Amerimutt.
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Of being an amerimutt.
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>UK schools
>Children not wearing uniform
Not even a link to a news article. Your shitposting needs work.
shut up mutti
your subhuman species should be wiped out, please more massshootings in burgerstan
>School shooter walks in wondering why these retards aren't running
>just shoots them from the uncovered side
>continues on with the high score
>Bert the turtle
>says
>YOU'RE FUCKED
>Works for nuclear attacks.
They haven't even built silos or ghosts.
Just make a mandatory school bunker.
Jesus, I can't even remember how many times I brought pellet and bb guns to school when I was staying overnight at a friend's house back in the '80s. A friend bought a Ruger 10/22 from a fucking teacher in high school (my friend was 18.) Another guy I knew had a deactivated grenade with a hole drilled in the bottom. He was brilliant, so evertime we had a multiple-choice test, he would take it really fast and write the answers down on a little sheet of paper. He put the paper up the grenade, and passed it to the guy behind. Who then passed it on and on.
We would've ended up in GITMO today.
Thank god they're only left with headshots. Plus, you fire once at one of those blankets its gonna AT LEAST knock the wind out of the kid if not cause him to pass out.
>Using Grenades to cheat on a test
Most American thing I've read all week.
Sauce
its from the US you brainlets
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>School shootings are a tragic reality. While much discussion has centered around prevention, ProTecht, a protective and safety products company in Oklahoma, has created a product it hopes kids will use in case such a tragedy strikes their schools
That's not even a UK school, fake news punk
LOL!!
The blankets barely might stop a 9mm bullet. Any rifle will go right through it. They would be instantly sued out of existence the first time a kid got shot through their fake bullet proof toys.
"Laboratory testing by ProTecht revealed that the Bodyguard Blanket is capable of absorbing approximately 490 – 660 joules of energy"
An AR-15 has three+ times that energy. Only a stupid liberal school district would be dumb enough to believe their shit.
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If they invent a bulletproof dakimakura it might be more successful
They need to be sord somewhere and they appear to have a waist strap, so it's going to take time to get into. It might do something if everyone got into a turtle phalanx, but even then it's only as strong as the weakest student. It would be cheaper and more effective to jus tip the desks over and shove several stacks against the door and set everyone's weight against it.
napalm could do the job as well
This is why nobody should be allowed to have an Automatic Rifle 15.
Or turn you into a kite.
putin is the master of the sensible chuckle
You ware it all the time while in school
>children go to experience a foreign 'religion'
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the ones that refuse get a 'racial discrimination' note
Wtf man.
>logo is a literal man bending over in prayer
Bongistan finally acknowledges its true masters.
>just roll over soyim and take it up
I am now unequivocally convinced that 100% of larp flag fags are canadians and poo in loos.
I noticed a sharp drop in leaf and poo posting once larp flags came out.
>all the fucking newfriends in this thread
absolute state of Sup Forums
holy fuck it feels like old pol
all the other kids with their pumped up kicks
better run better run get under their fucking blanket
the two pictures on the left are not connected with the letter on the right
the letter caused a shitstorm and the whole thing was cancelled
>i haven't read the thread
When new years eve celebrations are beefing up security to the point of putting sandfilled dump trucks at every intersection and stationing snipers to comb the area, then you have a problem. There is no reasonable expectation of safety with or with out these measures. Yet instead of actually solving the problem the will give kids bullet proof pads to hide under. The fuck is wrong with the west.
well I will teach my kid to beat up two other kids and steal theirs hahaha
This is actually in America.
Make sure to face mecca when hiding under the mattress
Best solution is to send your child to the right kind of school that teaches them how to take care of problems...
The guy who sold this shit is a genius. He knew damn well that it will change nothing. Serves the gov. right if you can rib them of so easy
>for UK schools
nice try kike
HAHA
>unload a burst of fire immediately next to each kid
>fragmentation opens fatal wounds in their armpits, necks, legs
>darwin award for every parent
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Why not just build all schools with an exterior door out of every classroom? Problem solved.
Why not just make school online only?
let me guess...it should work via vr goggles and kikebook
haha fuck of zuckerberg
Anti terrorist buttplugs to protect your herds of goats , plug em and Mohamed can't take your goats virginity ..
>Why not just make school online only?
Because neckbeard fatties are in oversupply already.
It's about time they start preparing for their diversification.
remember when the UK was a place you wanted to visit? What a time to be alive
