Stupid weapons thread

Stupid weapons thread.
Let's post the most idiotic and unpractical weapons in anime.

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I don't even know what is this.
Sword? Mace? Something retarded.

Yes, this is a weapon.

How much damage can flailing her pigtails at you do to anything besides your heart?

Good luck using that one sword.

She was best girl

Razor wires are actually useful in covert assassinations.

In Walter's case and in fiction land in general they can control meters long threads with cirurgical precision as if the wires were being manipulatix through telekinesis, not impratical in their world.

How is it a mace?

bully

Look at it. There isn't a blade. It's at very least a blunt instrument.

>invisiblesword.jpg

It's too big to be called a sword. Massive, thick, heavy, and far too rough. Indeed, it's a heap of raw iron.

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It looked cool. All that mattered, really.

Might as well use an actual club. Oh wait, that doesn't look cool.

Explain yourself!

>wires are retarded
>when you can actually kill a person with a piano wire in real life

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you can kill a person by shoving tissue paper down their throat and suffocating them. That doesn't make tissue paper a good weapon, you fucking idiot.

You're comparing a tissue paper to something that can easily crush your throat you fucking mongoloid.

you realize garrotes are an entire class of actual weapon, right?

To be fair here, you must recognize that there's a reason that garrote wire has been used so often over the years.

In regards to Hellsing though, doesn't he control the wires with his mind basically? In that case that works pretty well, as he did kill tons of people that way. IRL obviously that wouldn't make any sense, with a wire only being used to strangle/cut the throat of someone.

I knew a Vietnam veteran that was Marine Recon. He said his main weapon after being dropped of a chopper was piano wire. I think he used it differently than the characters that fling thirty yards of wires around to decapitate and chop off limbs though.

>cirurgical

What the fuck happened there

There's a big difference between strangling someone with piano wire and flailing some wires around at people like an autist.

Well, considering the guy has super powers, and the Vietnam veteran you knew didn't, that's only normal. But that just proves that they're viable. Which completely negates OP's argument.

>Literally have to get behind the person to use it
So a takedown method marginally more effective than using your elbow. Got it.

I knew a working man that was a piano tuner. He said one of his main tools after coming to visit someone was piano wire. I think he used it differently than the characters that fling thirty yards of wires around to decapitate and chop off limbs though.

Yes because the guy in the OP has the ability to manipulate wires.

>Which completely negates OP's argument.
I'm on the negating of the argument's side but the idea that it's realistic is also going too far.

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And did he win the final battle when he used piano wire? His status as a super OP character carried him for most of the battle, imagine how much better he would have done if he used an actual weapon instead of spare instrument parts.

He's a martial artist though
Forget the plot calling him a "sword"

Mecha.

This should have been the first response

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At least she survived

>inb4 giant robots

Not so fast.

As a butler, he was obviously trained to use non conventional weapons to protect his master without raising any alarm

Can't teach old dogs new tricks, I guess

Non-conventional weapons
>Hey Walter I want you to carry handfuls of piano wire in your pockets so you can use them on any weaboo enemies that come through the door, m'kay?
>tfw wires constantly weigh me down
>tfw can't use pockets without cutting fingers
>tfw can't use pockets

If there isn't a *teleports behind you* and a "nothing personnel, kid" somewhere in this reply chain I will be highly disappointed.

Heh!
I am immune to your bullets.

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10 years of piano wires won't even be as heavy as a mace.
The point is that his field of expertise is infiltration. It's only normal that he would not use stuff that could potentially ruin his cover

*yards

He uses closer to hundreds of meters of it. His cover is a butler, not a professional tuner.

I think you're missing the point.
It's a stupid weapon because it looks fucking dumb to see a guy flailing fucking wires around.

Does not matter. Anyone can lift that much especially when you have powers

I'm not arguing against that one. Just saying that in his world, it is justifiable

She just didnt know how to use it.
I always thought it was some kind of light saber

>walter
>flailing fucking wires around

He had more finesse than most of the people with guns.

I've got one big pizza to cut.

what more dumb about it is the fact that weapon doesn't even show up in the game

Did you not think I anticipated that? You're not the only bulletproof fedora here, user.

You fool, what have you done? My life was the only thing sealing away the Dreaded Sub-Niggerat͜ℜ͏ℵth

I bet this is not even fedora guy's final form.

I thought it would be something cool or interesting, but he only used it once, and it wasn't even for anything critical.

So retarded

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It was an ability

I think even if you had super powers you still couldn't reasonably swing a piano wire 30 feet and chop off limbs.

That wasn't even his final form.

>He doesn't know how godlike and hilariously over powered pizza cutters are in video games

Attach some lead ball at the end

It's the Judge Sword. The enemy Judges used it.

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But then it's just a mace with a weird chain.

You know, McGyver was known to build all sorts of bombs from simple things. I'm sure Senjogahara can do the same with little effort

Yep, but then you'd have a harder time controlling the trajectory of the lead ball. Killing somebody by cutting their throat with pianowire while you're holding both ends to keep the wire tense is quite different from having one end be moving.

The term is "flail"

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Just spin it around and hope it hits something

The problem with spinning it is that you have to start the spin. That takes quite a bit of time. On top of that the piano wire has to be strong enough to carry that lead ball while still having enough weight to enact a lot of force with it.

Saved her life though so mission accomplished, cant say the same of the others

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Piano wire was the superior weapon the whole time!

Hey, if you occupy all the space around you with your fat ass weapons, your opponent won't have any room to get close to you.

But no seriously, nothing made any sense in that series. It's not like the shape of a weapon made any difference in the outcome of any battle

While I agree, it only mattered in like the first episode then wasn't seen or heard of from that point on.

Has he been possessed by Devimon?

Oh boy, you're in for a surprise.

I don't think it'd be that much of a mace/flail.
The point of the weapon would be to cut using the wires, with the weighted end allowing you to swing it easier.
Maces and flails use the weighted end to crush, however.

Unless of course you're intending to use this newfound weighted end as an additional function to crush, then sure.

Do you think that hasn't been attempted before user? What do you think will happen to it when it encounters armor? Sure it's sharp, but a sharpened sword's just as sharp with a lot of extra mass as well.

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O existence, be known.

I know strings are fucking retarded as weapons but I get a massive boner whenever they are used.

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As for my contribution to the thread. Pic related.

She died when the building collapsed.

And then it's suddenly mentioned that they're nothing but the manifestation of his own personality. Hence why they never aid him in winning a battle

I can't be the only one who thought Kira's sword was by far the best sword design in that series right? It was designed for a single purpose, had lore behind it, was effective at killing enemies and was equally terrifying in measure.

As godtier as hueg scythes are in the rule of cool department, they would be a nightmare to use, moreso then any other big weapon

In this season particularly, drills are fucking lethal.

Kubo had his moments for sure.

Is that the Okada shitfest Gundam? Might actually pick this up then.

FOOOOOOOLISH SAMURAI

>was effective at killing enemies

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I would feel bad if I didn't warn you, IBO is aggressively bad. Don't watch it unless you hate yourself.

A new challenger has appeared!

Every time the blade even so much connects with you physically your weight is doubled until you cannot move and collapse, then he just slips the square shaped blade around your neck to decapitate you.

It's fucking horrifying.