There's a new, insane conspiracy theory tearing up Sup Forums
“I’m sorry, I don’t follow. What is this ‘4D chess’ you say I’m playing?”
>It’s a curious thing that the same alt-right scumbags who scream about “facts” and “fake news” are many of the same people bellowing about unsubstantiated conspiracy theories propagated on forums like Reddit and, especially, Sup Forums. In the same way that Republicans bent over backwards to justify voting for an alleged child predator, others have resorted to conjuring elaborate fictions that prove, once and for all, that Democrats are pedophiles and Donald Trump is both good and right.
>The latest, and most labyrinthian, story to squint at is “The Storm,” a catch-all name for the theories sprouting up around Q, an anonymous Sup Forums user who claims to be a “high-level government insider with Q clearance.” Q says he’s tasked with posting intel directly to Sup Forums to inform “the people” (if that’s what we want to call the gathering of neo-Nazis and misogynists that populate Sup Forums’s Sup Forums thread) about Trump’s overarching plan to “stage a countercoup against members of the deep state.” Look, the lunacy here goes deeper than we can comprehend; thankfully,New York’s Paris Martineau has compiled a helpful primer.
>Of particular note is Q’s explanation for the appointment of Robert Mueller and the investigation into Russia’s collusion with the Trump campaign, which, surprise, isactuallyall about Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama. In this scenario, Mueller isactuallyTeam Trump, and the ding-dong who needs two hands to drink a bottle of water isactuallyrunning a long con to bring down the “globalists.” Also, the Las Vegas massacre was an inside job.
>some faggot posts a forced meme >le ebin new conspiricy that has completely obliterated Sup Forums!!! The onion went full retard after the Spics at Univision bought it
Jordan Russell
All you pedo fucks will hang.
Jaxon Lewis
If you read the article, it's about the Q poster and conspiracy theories
Jason Phillips
...Which is what he said.
Owen Adams
>avclub
lol sweety this is a politics board of actual important issues.
Benjamin Moore
Vegas was an arms deal created by hillary fbi to give assasins weapons so they could storm the top floor of mandalay to kill prince mohammed bin salman but trumps fbi countered them and jesus campos also stumbled onto it like fucking call of duty. >whats 4D chess? >is playing 7D chess
Alexander Diaz
alternative fact: op is not a faggot, he's just alt-straight
William Thompson
>lol sweety this is a politics board of actual important issues.
Gabriel Ross
>implying it's not 6 million d chess
stupid goy
Andrew Williams
7th DEMENSIONAL chess fucking retard. Trump is a time traveler.
Leo Wilson
archive that shit
Bentley Rodriguez
Them trying to project their personalities onto Trump with that caption "Im sorry, what is this '4D chess' you think im playing?" is really telling how these libturds think and approach things, their smug amoralistic degeneracy is showing. They remind me of Blood Elf RPers on WoW.
Asher Nguyen
>the same alt-right scumbags who scream about “facts”
Owen Perry
How retarded must you be to think Vegas isnt sketchy as fuck.
Josiah Roberts
Well.. when you put it that way.. It kind of confirms everything.
Sure is getting cold out.
Tyler Taylor
if you insist on trump being a alleged child predator and since your on Sup Forums do you not know people think obama and biden are child predators? obama loves hist hotdogs which every sane person knows means lil child dick and there are countless biden videos of him groping children
tell me again about how trump is a child predator or moore ?
Andrew Murphy
>Colburn
Juan Davis
>ban guns >get acid washed
Top kek
Jonathan Morgan
Whenever I encounter one of these articles and I'm not sure if it's worth my time I just allow my eyes to track erratically up, down, left, and right across the paragraphs. That usually tells me what I need to know. For example, with this one: >right scumbags >neo-Nazis >lunacy >"globalists" in quotes Into the trash it goes.
Gavin Diaz
Who else eating onions right now?
Grayson Williams
>Sup Forums’s Sup Forums thread
Landon Robinson
>Also, the Las Vegas massacre was an inside job.
the truth hurts libtards. The liberal CIA did it.
Ethan Fisher
this has meme potential
Mason Allen
>Important issues >argument about toilets in another thread
Ayden Hernandez
Yes, continue to underestimate your enemy left side. And continue to lose to us.
Camden Diaz
I haven't even heard about this
Ryan Cruz
Sounds like someone wants to both discredit AND keep people from being exposed to Sup Forums.
Kevin Lee
> haha we inflitrated your sekrit klub! Now what? This is an entertainment board.
Grayson Barnes
Fbi countered it, then shot 300 people?
Kayden Powell
How to check if an article is worth reading
>CTRL+F "Neo-Nazi" >CTRL+F "Hitler"
Adam Torres
>Force nonsense threads for months >Constantly ridiculed for being nonsense >Write article about how nonsensical 4chin is become >????? >Profit
Aaron Howard
>> haha we inflitrated your sekrit klub! >it's full of what every day Americans truly think about their nation >*Autistic screeching* at the evil truth
Give a people free speech and pseudo-anonymity and see what people REALLY think about the bullshit that goes on every day
Ryder Morgan
>lol sweety this is a politics board of actual important issues.
Daniel Lewis
I can smell you through your proxy, Pajeet.
Nathaniel White
What separates a theory from a conspiracy theory as it pertains to politics? I think "conspiracy theory" is another phrase like smoker or trump supporter or anti-vaxxer that's used a social engineering tool to shame curious people into submission.
Ryder Cooper
ur mom oh you mean true onions, not dicks ups sorry englis not my first language mistranslation teehee
Elijah Sanchez
Toilets are a daily use item for the entire world (minus India) without them people become diseased and die. I think it's relevant
Brody Jenkins
every single article i have ever read from le av club has been saturated with so much butthurt that i almost feel sorry for whoever wrote it. how can people that clueless get so impassioned about absolute minutia?
Jeremiah Wilson
right in the FUCKIN HEAD
Oliver Perez
A conspiracy theory is a theory that liberals don't believe in.
Jayden Moore
>leftist journalists are watching this board 24/7 Fucking hilarious.
Aaron Torres
I wish I could get paid to browse Sup Forums
Brody Turner
The term conspiracy theory was literally shilled by the CIA to discredit anti-establishment narratives
Andrew Ramirez
I mean that's pretty much brass tacks when you really think about it. I wonder how effective it'd be in reverse.
Daniel Harris
...
Jace Ross
...
Grayson Flores
totally not a conspiracy.
David Clark
I think she misheard, we scream about FAGS, like OP.
Jason Walker
Its scared.
Michael Taylor
>av club
Jacob White
Created during the jfk assasination to discredit those people.
Adam Hernandez
>liberals are so out of content they have to resort to reporting on the affairs of Sup Forums.
Just remember we actually do have blood on our hands courtesy of our learned colleagues of /sg/ and the good people of the Russian Federation.
Haven't seen that thread, but toilets are very fucking important.
Adrian Reyes
I work for a top level government agency.
I browse pol on my work computer. Never post just, browse.
Eli Bailey
>Alt-right scumbags Well that wasn't very nice, I'll remember that on the day of the rope
Jayden Morgan
Good eye
Mason Peterson
This. Also imagine how stupid you need to be to deliberately kick this hornets nest.
Carter Peterson
desu the Qanon LARP boomer crew were a bunch of faggots and this article is right.
Dylan Peterson
Typical workshy liberal. Anything that required research and investigation = mental gymnastics.
Their argument against everything is just screaming "debunked" over and over because to actually investigate a story would confront them with the awful truth.
Ayden Carter
lol, this
Isaac Roberts
>imagine how stupid you need to be to deliberately kick this hornets nest. pretty fucking retarded, next thing you know the internet police will get called Consequences youtube.com/watch?v=EbPcSKCqKLc
Kayden Johnson
>Their argument against everything is just screaming "debunked" over and over because to actually investigate a story would confront them with the awful truth. So basically 4chinz with >REEEEEEEEE gtfo Normies >Shillarys btfo >GTFO Shariablue >plebbit gtfo ... You get my point.
Mason Hernandez
Assets frozen, shills nonexistent. This fucking timeline though.
Aaron Carter
>lmao Q isn't real because Drumpf drinks with two hands wew
Lincoln Foster
underrated post.
Austin Kelly
Didn't Calm Before the Storm end already?
Liam Wright
tl;dr: REEEEEEEEEE
Luis Perry
Nope going strong on 4x2chan Q's been silent since christmas. General consensus is operations are going down currently. Autists have been watching flight tracker websites and found some interesting stuff, including a possible amount of planes visiting GITMO
Xavier Wood
It's called the calm before the storm for a reason, user.
Jackson Campbell
Believe it or not, this isn't actually to do with kebabs and honour crime, as it traditionally has been, it's the black gangs in London that have started using it as a weapon. Particularly, they try to disfigure the lady nogs of rival gangs, but they'll use it freely on male nogs. It's a very effective tactic as the idea of being facially scarred for life is far worse than being stabbed. It spreads a lot of fear. Thing is, people retaliate with like-for-like, and you end up with an epidemic. It's spread past the nog gangs and now even general thugs use it (pic related). Ship's pretty fucked up, especially when kebab barbarity spread to the other problem areas. Cultural enrichment; not even once.
Something like this, what we've been told is obviously bullshit
Nicholas Mitchell
Nooooo waayyyyy. Holy shit.
Jeremiah Jones
I've probably spoken with Alex Jones and David Icke on this site more than once. I've also seen conservative politicians quote memes I've started. The internet is where true equality lies.
If your first Name is "paris" you are a professing cum-guzzling homosex degenerate.
Sebastian Flores
Sacrifices have to be made for the sake of authenticity.
Camden Cox
felchingly underrated
John Hughes
Face it. The day we all knew Obama Hezbolla's birth Certificate was forged and belonged to a woman named JoHanna AhNee> The FBI and CIA should have arrested him on the spot. Instead they covered him, and let Obama build a new huge federal force of BLM/Forest Service cops, DHS, TSA, and 160K new Fed troops that only answered to Obama Czars.
The FBI and CIA lost all credibility to EVER execute the laws of our Union then. Unless Obumer gets hung for high treason, American Law and Order will never exist again.
I wonder how many times Shatner has been called a nigger or a kike here. He's probably one of the better shitposters.
Elijah Rodriguez
fake news now stoops to posting user trash here and then reporting on it. lol
Blake Foster
I like this. Like a joke, it dies if it must be explained. Maybe this can kill CBTS if it's described and catalogued in painstakingly staid records, a la (((media))).
Michael Taylor
You must be really cool irl.
Mason Evans
incoming kek
Nicholas Howard
From what I can tell, the "Q" poster isn't real. But it's possible the first posts that "Q" copied were real. Either way I honestly believe real shit is going down. People can't still be walking away from everything, I just don't believe it.
Gabriel Diaz
Yeah, I have like four pairs of glow in the dark sketchers.
Adrian Adams
It's hidden in plain sight
But donnie is playing it long
William Gutierrez
I do wish these reporters would do the bare minimum of work to see that Sup Forums is just a board on Sup Forums, not Sup Forums itself.
Blake Brooks
But clearly, the Blood Elf is the superior race.
Evan Robinson
>There's a new >new
Tyler Walker
Those faggots got, mostly, run off the board thankfully. After like 700 threads of faggotry. I see that pointless r/the_donald general is still going strong though
