B-But Your Honor, she's actually 498 years old!

>B-But Your Honor, she's actually 498 years old!

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and a drawing.

Good think Makise Kurisu is 18

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Legal to drink, that's enough.

Yeah? maybe you and I should settle it right here on the ring if you think your so tough

>those wrinkled saggy armpits

>implying
I only fap to real lolis, if I ever get on trial I'll proudly admit that I fap to cartoon children. When you've got nothing to lose, might as well hold your head high and not try to buy some worthless time with excuses.

Just have her suck your blood in the courtroom. Case closed.

This is pretty much the most important bit.
I loathe quoting the line but
>c'est ne pas une pipe

That's not a defense in America. You have to prove she has artistic value.

law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/18/1466A

Who determines that?

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Alright.
In this picture we can see that her body is a work of art.

me

Chapter 2 when?

>You have to prove she has artistic value.

If some faggot in San Francisco can throw trash on the floor and I mean literal crumpled papers and used Oreos containers on the floor and call it art, how is this not art?

This is an image board, you are not meant to upload trash here

>*autistic soccermom screeching

my cousin has the body of a 12yr old but she can still fuck too

>those thighs

Come on now OP, she doesn't even look like a kid in the first place.

Did I upset you user?

Fix those fucking artifacts my dude.

>Has to have artistic value
Two ways I can go about this
1) Go in depth about how the colour works well with the composition and so on and continue to speak artistically

2) Prove to the judge that I have a fetish for drawings and other works of art by whacking off to "starry night", "Mona Lisa" and "the scream"

ML and the scream wouldn't be that hard, desu

they'd have to judge it obscene first before they hassle you

>Mona Lisa
I bet the first time you saw it you got a boner.

>fapping to the Mona Lisa

You know you'd be fapping to a trap right?

Is this the first smug anime girl?

No, that's why it would be deemed acceptable to use her as a defense, I'd have to be thinking really vividly to be able to beat it to ML in order to save my drawing porn. I mean it what places in the north east is this frowned apon by the judicial system?

>Calling me gay for hypothetically fapping to ML
>Not calling me out for the scream

You can't hide from them. By they time they're down with you we'll have to take you out with an ambulance.

then it would be much different from what I fap to every day.

Fapping to traps is gay but if you just admit that you're a homo and fap to men then it's not gay.

>yfw traps have been around in pictures for as long as men have been able to paint them

That, and she intentionally uses her nudity in this scene to take control of the conversation. So the context gives it non-ironic artistic value too.

>Ah, well since there's no legislation for having sex with a 498 year old who looks 10 i'll have to let you go free.

>draw a young person
>make them centuries old
>but with the personality to match their appearance
If you're going to make a immortal, I expect them to have a deeper characterization because of experience yet most manga use this trope commonly as a shallow attempt to be interesting.

>shinobu wearing panties
This image is heresy.

>Little boy sits in the back of the bar puffing on a cigarette
"Young man, you can't be in here"
>You ever see a mans arm get blown off from his own grenade? Didn't think so.

It has comedic value.

If you've seen pictures of child soldiers that actually have that hundred yard stare, it's not too comical.

Am I intelligent, nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humor if I recognise that quote?

We already established that trash is art, pay attention user

He's a filthy phone poster who only got the image off of Google just before posting. Please understand.

When it's done right, like with Shinobu, it's great. I feel like more series at least tried to add some characterization to their immortal lolis earlier on, when they didn't have as many established tropes to fall back on, but that might just be nostalgia talking.

Fuckin checked. And yeah, now its way more controversial, but give it 10-30 years when GenZ is grown up, the policies will change drastically.

Suck a dick

Whichever retarded judge gets the first case and can set a precedence.

>half smile
>no eyebrows
what did he mean by this?

No

No, but you're probably a pedantic arsehole.

I'm not sure what retard saved it as a jpeg, but here's the original.

Or they've encountered too many retarded soccer moms.

I hope you are just being ironic.
What does this old joke have to do with soccer moms?

>>fapping to the Mona Lisa

Because some retards always scream
>png
As if we still had 128kbps connections or something.

They're the stereotypical "won't someone think of the children?" fucks who try to get everything censored.

This.

Arigato user-kun.

Well, might as well draw a stick figure on a napkin, show it to them and ask if they're gonna add producing CP to my charges

>won't someone think of the children?
Oh, I'm thinking of the children alright.

I still don't know what it has to do with the "It's not a pipe" picture. I can know it without ever using it as a defence for my not existing lolicon tendencies.

The point of that painting is that it's just a painting. The pipe is not real. Think of how this applies to drawn/written/animated whatever that puritans want to ban.

A painting of a pipe is not an actual pipe, hence "This is not a pipe".

A painting of a little girl is not a little girl.

>Ararararararagi Shinobu
>Onononoki Shinobu
These are best

rest are trash

How can you not like this one?

As my previous post already implies, I know it can be used as part of the reasoning why fapping to drawn girls shouldn't be a crime. Still seems like a quite a big jump from knowing it to having been confronted on the issue by soccer moms. I'm starting to get a feeling we're not gonna be able to communicate properly.

>rrrgi
that's ougi, going off of the pattern

Yeah. I also have a feeling that you're either retarded or hiding your ESL well.

Now I want this of every girl as every other girl (and Araragi). I'll leave calculating how many combinations that is to you.

I don't remember Ougi having ahoge
Also, why would it be Hanamonogatari Ougi, not the girl version? That's a boys uniform
Though the pose is totally Ougi, not Aragi so I can see where you're coming from

>visible hands
>wrong uniform

that's no ougi

isn't it just the (male) school uniform

I'm just retardedly lashing out at this bad joke.

>Neko Araragi
Im not gay
but that might chance if I ever happen to see that

>Not being gay for rrrgi
he's honestly like a 9/10 looks wise and his personality is pretty good too

No anime in prison

I like the way you think.

>but your honor, she's an anime character not a real person, please learn to tell the difference, you fucking weeb

I guess it could be but pointed out that ougi doesn't have an ahoge

Trying to justify it being ougi (male) seems like way more of a stretch than it just being rrrg

Plus, I may be mistaken but I'm like 80% sure that I'm 90% sure that this image predates Ougi entirely

Can you imagine if someone actually called a judge "a fucking weeb" in court?

It'd propably be some fat black guy

Who's the green haired girl

>implying I'll let them take me alive

checked

How likely is it that Da Vinci fapped to the Mona Lissa? Maybe even cum on it and coat the whole thing in it.

ok

>your cum wall will never become a treasure of humanity to be viewed by billions

The whites of her eyes

thanks for the (you)

but if beauty is in the eye of the beholder, how can anyone agree that any art is good or bad at all?

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Thanks for reminding me to shitpost today

are welcome

himiko a cute

You know if she was a real person that would be a valid legal defense.

The government is reading my thoughts and i'm scared but this was funny to read.

What's this from? Art looks familiar

Preach brotha

The judge and jury's taste > your taste
Fairness doesn't exist in court.

common law is fucking retarded.

>Americans are retarded
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