What the hell is this? Cum doesn't have a smell

What the hell is this? Cum doesn't have a smell

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yes it does

you're just so used to the smell of your own that you don't notice it.

Virgin femanon detected.

a-user...

I don't think so , I'm pretty good about hygiene

OP you smell like Semen.

So, what does it smell like?

My mother would have said something to me

Mine always wears a medical mask when stepping into my room

>mfw OP realizes other people can smell the cum on him every time he faps

That's just some made up hentai trope

Mine always tells me to open my windows because it's getting "stuffy"

You should give us the source for closer inspection

I spray air freshener every time after I fap in case someone comes in my room.

If you can't recognize that character you really shouldn't be here

>Virgin woman
>3d

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This.

What? It absolutely does... smells a lot like bleach.

That must be embarrassing

are you implying OP smells like his own cum?

and If you can't suck my dick, you really shoouldn't be here.

intensity of smell varies. and in case you didn't know this as well- the taste can change depending on diet.
and iirc thickness can vary depending on time between release

user...

cum into a cup, cover it and set it aside and hang out in another room for 15-20 minutes to let your sense of smell clear up. then come back and smell for yourself. Also your whole body/room will smell a bit like sex stink after fapping, but that's a bit trickier to smell without being used to it.

femanons are not women

Fapping in the shower is the best kind of fapping.

source

It does, you silly autist.

Why would I save it? It gets shot directly into the toilet

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I have seen this exact OP and this exact reply half a year ago.
Either I am losing it, or we are repeating the same things over and over again.

my cum sock smell like candy.

This. Femanons are just user larping as 3DPD.

Fresh cum has no scent. Don't believe these fags OP

Welcome to Sup Forums

You must have a shitty sense of scent to the point you got used to the smell of your own waste to extreme degrees.

Cum does smell, every single body fluid and general waste smells; your parents and whoever can get into your room will notice if you fapped or not.

this happens to me every few months

what makes it hurt even more is when you check the archive and confirm that the same thread with mostly the same responses did in fact happen a year ago and you're not crazy

is this a dejavu? have you been in this place before?

>or we are repeating the same things over and over again.
Welcome to Sup Forums my friend.

It isn't exclusive to one board.

We have been replaced by bots, haven't we?

Yes it does, you must be some genetic defective who spills out weak fluid.

Maybe this is like the asparagus pee thing and some people just genetically really can't smell it.

>genetic defective

As if anyone here is going to pass on genes anyway

I swear this thread is how Sup Forums used to be 7 years ago.

Start a completely stupid/random topic with an anime/manga pic.

personal experience, and literally centuries of anecdotal evidence.

Maybe you're the defective one

More like 10+ years ago

No the porn

How to fap in the shower if I need to look at some shit on my phone to make it work?

All modern phones are waterproof

No you idiot, it was in 2006 and...
>We are in 2017
Fuck me, it really has been more than 10 years.

What fruit?

Hmm? I only see Sony phones being waterproof.

Others are water resistant.

es.wikipedia.org/wiki/Litchi_chinensis
What country are you from?

I lost all sense of shame after becoming a NEET and burdening my mom. This doesn't even phase me.
Have fun buying new pipes, faggots

It does, but it's nowhere as strong as it seems to be in anime and manga. Or at very least mine isn't.
Everyone gets used to the smell of anything if they stay in contact with it for a few minutes, but this adaptation resets fairly quickly if you stay away from the source for long enough, so unless OP goes around with semen-stained clothes he should be able to tell if his room smells like cum, assuming he ever leaves it.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lychee
I wonder why google gave the spanish page

Use the power of imagination, expand the limit of your erotic fantasy, become a true pervert and you will transcend reality.

Holy shit, is THAT what she meant?

Thanks.
Germany but i have never seen them so smooth

I don't think those ones are ripe.

Welcome to the time loop, enjoy your stay,

Those are not lychee. They are longan, part of the same group, but different nonetheless.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Longan

I just took a deep breath out of my cum dumpster bin. Result: Old cum does not smell.
Fresh cum smells like cooked spaghetti but it doesn't stink. You wouldn't notice it.

oddly enough, kinda like bleach

>tfw used to fap into a tissue and just throw it into trash bin in my room
>have a bunch of dried cum tissues in trash can
>mom always asks why the fuck my room smells like fish
>didn't know what the fuck she's talking about until i connected the dots with the dried-cum-dick-stink

>Fresh cum smells like cooked spaghetti but it doesn't stink. You wouldn't notice it.
lies you are just way too used to it
like how shit cleaners in india can no longer tell that shit stinks

huh I guess that why the filename had longan in it.

This happens often. Alternatively I too have lost it.

>cooked spaghetti
hey that's kind of true actually

>I just took a deep breath out of my cum dumpster bin.
A fat neet smelling his cum tissues. Thank you for that picture.

What else could it possibly be then?

Unless you're eating sushi in there and not finishing it and letting it sit out until it rots.
That also happened to me except the trash can was in the bathroom and I noticed the smell by myself.

It's because fapping is like exercising. By your heavy breathing, you have taken oxygen out of the air. It's the lack of oxygen, not the smell of your cum.

you shouldnt use such rude words to refer to your imouto user

lul

ziplock bag

>tfw forgot to close the sadpanda tab today and mom saw my futa favorite list

>Fresh cum smells like cooked spaghetti
Hmmm. You are actually correct. How do I become as wise as you user?

And nothing of value was lost.

>being this far in denial
Sorry doc, this user is beyond saving.

>Fresh cum smells like cooked spaghetti
What are you talking about, it smells like mushrooms.

>Fresh cum smells like cooked spaghetti
No, it smells like bleach

I don't think your cum should smell like bleach user.

So it's decided then, we consult Holly.

The best thing is that everytime you eat spaghetti you will think of the smell of cum.

>both parents move overseas for work
>living alone with my Onii-chan for the time being
>he's really nice, he makes me his special spaghetti for dinner every night
>but he never lets me into the room while he's cooking...
>doesn't he trust me? does he think i'm too clumsy and would burn myself on the stove?

>my futa favorite list
share?

A White Hole?

I don't know how to feel about these things but I guess I will feel ANGRY

think it might be a problem on your end, buddy

from what?

>Old cum does not smell.
Can tell you this is absolutely not true unless it's completely dried to crust.

>Sup Forums - cum and smell

Just dont hold your phone in the water stream you autist

Bullshit. Every time I unroll my fapping blanket I get a big, thick wave of stale cumstink.

To be honest, the association between that smell and jacking off has gotten so strong it's hard for me to get hard if I can't smell cum. Shit's out of hand.

>ctrl-f squid
>0 results

baka desu senpai

This is why you should masturbate using a condom. If you tie it up fast after you done, it doesn't smell.

pretty sure there's a cum thread in Sup Forums

That's the CanadaUsaMexico-general.

>fapping blanket
Excuse me?