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Why do women go on Tinder aka the hookup app and honestly think anyone is going to match with them posting this?

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Make a fake vagene profile account and start swiping. You almost every 2nd swipe will be matched. Even 3/10 women can get laid easily thanks to all the soygoys and white knights.

wait, she didnt even go to college and shes this mentally ill? what happened to her?

Pretty simple. These people are horrible. No one in real life likes them. Every time they encounter a normal human and try to form a relationship with them the normal human will reject these cancer individuals. So they utilize the internet to try to locate SOMEONE in the whole world who is willing to put up with their garbage.

Bet she has a penpal in prison who's doing 25 to life

You'd be surprised at how strong the thirst is.

this. endless voids of despair are endless.

Because they will. Nobody actually agrees with them, but guys will pretend they do so they can fuck them. Women are just big children so they are easily fooled.

There are thousands of guys who would humiliate themselves and put up with her drivel to take a crack at her roast beef. Women act this way because men allow it and reward it with sex and validation.

"Worship my dog"

What she really wants is children, but she's been tricked into hating men and thinking she's more than she is when really she's wasting her life waiting tables instead of doing something meaningful like raising a family. It's that cognitive dissonance that makes her so hostile.

Keep in mind also that there are men who will literally give their hard earned cash to women they don't know and will never know on the internet. The women don't even have to promise anything in return. They just have to convince them they are enough of a victim to deserve it because of some boogie man aspect of society that the man is a part of because he was born with a dick. These are the type of men who will desperately try to put a ring on what you have pictured. Look at any of those photos of a couple with a refugee they "adopted". Look at the woman's smile. Look at the man's not angry, not smiling, but neutral face. Neutered.

>Worships serial killers

Did this cunt seriously pretend to have anything resembling morals? There is nothing more creepy to me than cunts who worship the likes of school shooters.

>Killing for sport is bad
>Obsessed with serial killers

hrmmm into serial killers... just my type...

>see this profile
>no marriage material yet again
>still has a vagina
>i’ll just listen to her drivel for a few hours, validate her shitty opinions, fuck her and leave, maybe call her sometime later

Thats what happens

She wants to be dominated by a conservative, Trump-voting lumberjack of a man.

She wants to drink fruity cocktails and argue politics with you, all the while getting wet every time you sip your bourbon and cock an eyebrow at her.

She wants to lose herself in pure testosterone lust as you push her legs apart with your knees and bury your racist, sexist, transphobic, CIS manhood deep inside her.

Women are nuts dude. Especially women like her.

This is the problem though

>i worship my dog
what did she mean by this?

Then they wonder why guys "always play games" and "just wanna hook up". Because they aren't good for literally anything else.

Girls worth having an actual relationship with aren't on Tinder, of course.

KNOTTED

Oh i know it, these women should be starved of attention until they act like human fucking beings I’ve seen it happen too women get less vapid when they go without attention for a long enough time. I was just outlining the process. Guys really don’t give a fuck anymore and it’s sad. The balance is way off and now our country is overflowing with sociopaths who can’t grasp a picture bigger than their own world.

she fucks her dog

it’s more of a Jeff Dahmer and Ted Bundy sort of thing pal- not school shooters. and i love how she put
>or kill things for sport there is nothing for you here
immediately followed by
>i am obsessed with serial killers
you’re right darlin, they killed for fun- not sport

most women are delusional up to a certain age when they finally realize that it's too late. That girl is 24 years old.. peak delusion. Hopefully she never comes out of it and wakes up at 34 having never reproduced.

Depends on where she's from

Tinder isn't where you find good people of either sex, it's explicitly designed for casual sex and the kind of person that appeals to. Asking why everyone on Tumblr is a degenerate is like asking why McDonalds is full of fat people

Since I've become more Chaddish, I have found myself unable to even put up with them long enough to fuck them. Also, even fucking them is giving them a type of attention they want, and frankly, they don't deserve it for being such shitty human beings.

>She wants to be dominated by a conservative, Trump-voting lumberjack of a man.
Honestly this. Feminists love men who talk back and don't agree on their opinions, those male feminists are cucked beyond belief.

sad mutt fantasy

i used to have 30k followers on tumble... haven’t touched it since before the election now. that place is for retards

>Why do women go on Tinder aka the hookup app and honestly think anyone is going to match with them posting this?
Its a fucking shit-test you virgin soyboy faggot. She's biologically programmed to look for someone who will dominate and shatter her fragile little world and replace it with his own.

Fucking incel beta males will hang next to the degenerates when Chad Nationalists take over.

It is somewhat true, apart from being written by American , that post has some truth in it.

No, actually he's right. Here, straight from the roastie's mouth:

glamour.com/story/hooking-up-with-trump-voters-essay

Not gonna lie, I'd fuck her. She looks like she smells nice.

>killing things for sport is bad
>unless you kill people and are mentally ill
Wat?

> or kill things for sport, there is nothing for you here
>obsessed with serial killers.
Hmmm.
Women logic and intellectual consistency everyone...

This. Don't worry user, she will get laid and life will go on. I mean, let's be real here, she wouldn't even need to be a female or a human to get fucked.

Shouldn't you be at the dentist?

Because guys don’t care and will put their penis inside of her anyways

>loves serial killers and dog worship
>dislikes trump
I don't get it. I'd think trump would appeal to her fondness for transgression

Belarus!

haha

typical female logic right there

>that face
>24
the wall is so real

If I see that fucking cat one more time

The redpill is not being more of a chad friend, it’s not needing to be more of a chad. Just live your life with your best interests in mind and the right woman will adore you for being great. That is how I got my girl, and why she tells me she wants to have my babies ad
Nauseum.

To be honest, Trump is a washed up OLD dud. There's NOTHING attractive about him so I see her point.

Keep the hot girls, ditch Trump.

They really don't get how easy they make it to know all the right things to say to get laid and it blows me away.
>ohh yeah i hate trump too lol
>yeah feminism is cool
>ohh serial killers uh huh
Bada bing bada boom, you're in. Fucking morons they are

What is incel?

Of course I'm right. I know from experience. I'm shocked other people don't pick up on it. This election has been awesome.

You should see how fucking wet they get when you literally grab them by the pussy. Shit's magical. In the heat of the moment of course...

All about the knot

It's a shit test. They want to be dominated and fucked like a whore.

It’s pretty true m8, our sluts are different from your slags

>worship my dog

Really sad. She should be at home raising babies, but because her cancerous ideology tells her that's oppressive, she projects her maternal instincts onto a fucking animal.

What a pathetic harpie. She desperately needs a a strong male to fuck some sense into her.

>Why do women go on Tinder aka the hookup app and honestly think anyone is going to match with them posting this?

The desire to reproduce is stronger than you think even in soyboys. Many males are more than happy to be complete fucking cucks just because of the remote possibility they might get to breed one of these ugly whores.

she looks 40

>i don't like people who kill for sport
>im obsessed with serial killers
wut

Millennial women like animals more than people because of feminism killed their sense of community and bonding, they only virtue signal to those they deem weaker than they are, including other people sometimes, generally brown people who they subconsciously don’t view as people.
Really boggles your nigglenoggin

>Obsessed with serial killers

>Opposed to "injustice"

>Why do women go on Tinder aka the hookup app and honestly think anyone is going to match with them posting this?

crazy people don't realise they're crazy, even when they pull stupid gurns to try and look crazy, they're just larping at it for effect, they don't really realise they're really crazy

What is bumble?

>Implying anything with a hole between it's legs isn't going to get 10,000+ matches a day

Face it and go find someone nice. Don't worry about the miserable Tumblrinas and SJWs, they'll never be happy anyway no matter how many of Tyrone's dicks they take.

#whitegirlsfuckdogs

You guys are deluded, women like this are getting laid left, right and centre. There is an endless supply of thirsty beta men who will put up with whatever shit these whores spew just to get some pussy.

The same for women in their 30's, they arent half as miserable as many on you wish they were, they don't struggle for male attention.

Thirsty faggots are to blame.

They are looking for weak men to emasculate.

People like her are so broken inside that they unironically value animals over people.

Leftism is an anti-life ideology. It denigrates everything beautiful and celebrates everything base.

>Just agree with everything to get an easy fuck
>tell her your real opinions after sex

i often match with girls despite their profiles, not because of their profiles

she's like a diet Joanna Dennehy (British serial killer)

>>If you hunt for sport your scum that I don't want to associate with.
>>But I loves me some serial killers! ^_^
Bitch needs to take a long walk off a short pier.

beta men and their soy jizz don't count as men, women who fuck them are lesbiens.

>I hate people who kill things
>I'm obsessed with serial killers

>maybe call her sometime later

Why, though?

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>they don't struggle for male attention
Getting pumped and dumped isn't the attention they want
Many guys are sad because they can't get laid frequently.
Many girls are sad because they can't find men who give a shit about them despite their willingness to give up the pussy.

Or as a girl riding in my cab once said to another "quit complaining about your bf. Mine won't even call me or talk to me."

Note to Peso 's
This.
Is exactly what happens with absentee dad and mommies revolving door boyfriends( muh uncles ) start molesting little Lisa at 5 yrs old.
Hates men
But not lesbians
Hates authority
To many adults played stink finger with little Lisa
Fantasy about dominant men
Unattainable in prison for life
Only sexual partner = K-9

and she’s a tatted vegan

...

Tinder accounts are bad but you know what’s really awful?
Grindr accounts.
Reading shit on Grindr is one of the main reasons I’ve decided to just avoid sex.
Notice the tribes.

Same reason that pic of her profile OP posted is a selfie. Women like this have no irl friends and just like to take selfies of their EPIC FEMINIST SWAG to post online for a handful of upvotes from their equally crazy online friends

>Hates killing things 'for sport'
>Obsessed with serial killers
The level of psycho bitches these days is crazy.

>being hole brothers with a dog

Eww

Willing to bet the dog she's referring to is a pitbull.

You obviously forgot the Red Pill Man's Revenge:
Fuck them in the ass.
Ass to mouth them.
Make sure you pass some feces into vagina...make them rot.
Golden shower brings bonus points.

Is so easy to convince them just like the kikeroaches convince girls to do porn...just say it empowers them and is a rebellion against their fathers and the patriarchy, and anal sex is a rebellion against the opression of traditional gender role of motherhood.

They'll gobble that shit up if you know how to serve it on a feminist silver platter.

Don't forget to save some JPGs and shame the bitches all over their social circle. Shaming porn pics = the gift that keeps on giving.

I mean, just look at Peter Lundin back home or Anders Breivik; these niggers got ton of fan mail from obsessive cunts after the act, hell, one of them even got married in jail.

What do widely publicized serial killers and celebrities have in common? There’s your answer for why women get wet by murderers and terrorists. The female is truly insane.

Bald negress

I'm not intimidated by strong women. I stand up to them. They don't want that. They want men who ARE intimidated by them and who WON'T stand up to them.

But Breivik is a hero, user.

The soy epidemic is real.

This makes me glad I got engaged at 21 and married at 23. I can't imagine forcing myself to go on dates with retarded people

>u of t

Fucking lol. Talking a stroll through campus just to see the white man emergency alarm sound off from dykes is a wonderful feeling. No hope for that school

He's the only one in the elevator tho like lol wtf who else is there to abuse

Judging by his faceberg post I think that guy is big on self-abuse.

Could we learn from best Korea?

>doesn't like hunters
>likes serial killers
women

This is as gay or gayer than the faggots kneeling in front of their tv. I couldn't fathom posting something like this. What a cunt.

Selfie profile pictures on online dating sites aren't a deal killer, but they're a pretty big red flag. Is the best picture you have, or at least the one you want to display outwardly, really you taking a picture of yourself in your car? Because yeah I'll probably pass if that's the case.

>Schuman

Call the pest control. A kikeroach in the elevator.

5 visible tattoos.

Into the trash she goes.

I've got a lot of these.