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>use okcupid
>get drunk
>insult every available woman within 100km
>delete okcupid
First for whatever like eh
kek
examples?
Post 'em
Yes we need entertainment, faggot.
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These Pics Are Not Only Making My Life Harder
I deleted it all now this was months ago
Shit like
>if you ever put me in a self defence situation it wouldn't even be close. I'd absolutely fuck you up easily. No contest at all. In you attacked me first. (that girl actually wanted to meet up after a bit of convo)
>Bit out of the blue but... fancy a shag? (called me a prick)
>Do you want to do the genital macarena?
>Fancy a bit of gland to gland combat?
>I have a bottle of good wine.
>I have a bottle of good wine
State of you m8
>Fancy a bit of gland to gland combat?
I like that one
The first one is Sam Hyde inspired yeah ?
Not really insulting them though is it
That line and
>what do you drink?
>(drink)
>Oh i have a bottle of that here
Have got me laid atleast 4 times.
Straight up stolen from.
The insults came when they rejected me lmao
cant see it working, do you run out to the shops and buy the alcohol before they come over?
If I still had my whatsapp archives from my last phone i'd prove it. Mind you my standards were below low.
tfw no slaggy british girl to fuck
Better to insult then before they reject you, saves time.
thats cool, if the standards were low then I guess it could work
The worst one was this girl who was deaf and had that retarded deaf accent.
She came round to my house randomly after when she was on a jog and my housemates let her in. I was sat in my room watching youtube and she just walked in
haha wtf lad she was just let in? was she fit?
Christ, that's hilarious. Was she full on deaf or just partially?
>retarded deaf accent.
Scouse?
She was a literal 3/10. Annoying as fuck, shit taste in music, ugly, deaf, clingy.
Partially
brummy
>tfw the races will never be fancy again
slags should stay where they're put, on street kerbs in city centres