Things Black People Would Never Say

Things black people would never say.

Whiter than you Mohammed.

I accept responsibility

White people deserve equal rights.

"My dad just came home from work"

That was a great book

it's my fault

That some culture appropriation with that blonde wig over her snatched weave,

"I know I'm early, I like to make sure I have everything ready to go before the workday starts."

I take responsibility for my crimes

"Thanks, Dad."

The American version of Whose Line was far superior.

I'm proud of you, son.

"Shhh. The movie is on and talking during this social activity is impolite."

Some of my problems are my fault

My father was wrong for stabbing that police officer. I understand why the officer shot and killed him. I'm not going to sue the city for his death.

"Thank you, white people. Africa looks like it sucks ass."

Its not, blacks created whits from albinism. point blacks. They created you lol. They can make you and you cant make them.

"Look at all these awards I got for playing chess."

Dude, nice ID

(((You)))

DADDY, MOMMY, I SAVED 10 DOLLARS ON MY CAR INSURANCE SWITCHING TO GEICO!

>albinism = being white
lmao

Keep the change

Let's put these phones down and have dinner.

Checked

I have to get ready for work.

I like country music

>Trashone

Hey, that was on TV right when I read that. That puts me in a weird place.

Walmart is nasty.

"I did sell cocaine and shoot 2 guys on the street earlier, officer."

>wetspot

Anything intelligent

Nice try Tyrone

Happy Father's Day

I don't mind paying full-price.

"He wasn't a good boy, in fact he was a career criminal and when confronted by police officers doing their jobs he acted in a manner which gave them no other option but to shoot him".

"We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children."

Would race mix with that ass! Source?

Here's my non-expired, non-revoked, license, registration, and insurance.

That's never happened to me before... This must feel like how woman feel when the receive a nice big dick.

Checkmate

I respect women

I'm sorry

RARE ID
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Trashone pls

I'm so glad white America finally treats us with respect and dignity instead of assuming we're all criminals and degenerates

Father, come listen to the Scarlatti piece I have mastered on the harpsichord!

I wish I knew

Please and thank you

There are white albinos.

Albinism is a disease that affects ALL races including white people, idiot.

Keep proving niggers are dumb though, glad you embrace the stereotype.

"I wish white women would have sex with me"

Is that a trap?
If not, source?
If so, does that make me gay?

I'm sponsoring a poor white child in europe.

Look... I've got a picture and I get monthly updates on their progress and how my money is spent.

Pardon me
>pulls up pants
Would you be able to direct me to the nearest police station
>lights cigarette from pack, offers you one
I found a wallet on the street and I wanted to return it
>Reads book
Thought the police would know what to do with it, I trust them and value their role in society
>sets up savings plan for kid's education
You know, there are certainly issues with police as an institution, but they are nevertheless necessary
>writes in cursive

I had a black English teacher who was like this. The niggers in the school respected him in spite of his horrible Uncle Tom-ism though because he was one of those old-school Southern types that didn't take shit from them.

rare

check'em mate

Yes its a trap I don't remember the name but the full image shows benis this is just a crop

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“I bought this house because of the great school district.”

"I work for a living."

'i don't like fried chicken'

>Ass is a third world preference
It's not race mixing if you're also a nigger

I believe that this post is probably bait. Is it the aura of self-righteousness? Perhaps it’s the hyperbolic nature of a couple of the sentences. It’s difficult to pinpoint exactly what is said that brings up suspicions of cowardly disingenuousness. There is probably a number of things in this post one could call inaccurate. I’ll posit here that the mentality of the person behind the post is that of a childish, irresponsible middle-aged man that could be described as feeling inadequate in comparison to his peers. The events in the global realm of politics that have recently transpired might well be causing feelings of not just hatred, but of rage. We are probably talking about a very low quality and below average psyche here. Rather than focus on self improvement, this individual feels and desires to tear down other people, belief systems, and ideologies out of a purely spiteful emotional origin. Any reconciliation or attempted venture to educate this poster will be done in vain. In the end, there are things said, I believe, that can actually help to educate and inform us about the cold and brutal tendencies of our fellow forum users. However, I am skeptical about the scope and quality of too much of what was said on a purely ethical framework.

Affirmative action discriminate against whites and asians we should get rid of it.

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This tbqh. I've watched the British version, it's average at best.

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So what your saying is that he's a NIGGER.

Got it. That's all you had to say.

wuz

kangz

kek


"thanks for the warning officer"

I don't feel like having sex. I'm too tired from working all day.

n'

Lets cross at the crosswalk

ssssshhhhheeeeeeee

>trashone

I'm attracted to women with hips and ass that can birth children without getting a c-section.

Please give me that.

That is correct.

My ancestors may have been royalty.

I did not do anything wrong.

Thank you.

>Let me explain to you, how magnets work.

chek'd

eeeiiiiiiiitttttttt

a
fucking
leaf

A FUCKING LEAF

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Check'd & kek'd

keked

Checked

Of course a fucking leaf would waste a GET on absolute shitposting garbage.

"Check out this bicycle that I bought"

>during a movie
"................."

AAAAAAAAHHHHH! A FUCKING LEAF!!!!!

Now let's see what was

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>Lads, it A Fucking Leaf

Fucked kek, leaf.

All for a leaf?

Underrated