*blocks your path*

*blocks your path*


what do?

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Steal that bat clip off her head and throw it out the window

"Excuse me, could you please move? I need to go in."

*teleports behind you*

*teleports past her*

Wait for Monday to see it end and fade into oblivion.

Push her down then steal the melon bread she thought she had cleverly hidden in her jacket pocket and then eat it in front of her then after im done chewing the bread ill force a kiss on her and force the pre-chewed melon bread down her throat

Move this thread to /s4s/

Don't these rooms have two doors?

Bad dog.

I call her owner.

stabbu you

*unsheathes white dog*

...

Oh, what's this in my pocket? Is it melon bread? Oh look at that it flew down the hallway. What's going to happen to that bread unattended? I would love to go back and get it but I cannot for I will be late to class if I do. Hopefully it'll still be here when class ends. A most evil act it would be to take this melon bread before I could get it.

How awoood

That Momiji made my night

Came here to post this

*cums on your path*

Shove my dick down her throat

*unzips dick*

Hand over a frog and point towards Raph.

Bust out the Timbs.

AHH SHIT THIS NIGGA DUN TOOK THE TIMBS OUT SON

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Politely ask her if there's anything she needs from me.

"Nice wall"
>Teleport under her
>Grab her by the pussy
"Let's get you to the Mexican border"

*kabe-dons her*

*blocks your melon-pan*

*unzips dick*

Satan guide my cock

too fucking far

Kissu on the cheek and slip by in the confusion.

...

Jailed for sexual assault on a minor.

Assuming I'm not a classmate that's the same age.

Tell her that I'm not trapped here with her,
she's the one that is trapped here with me.

And then I'll proceed to show her what real evil is.

watch a better show

Insert penis.

Rape her.

Tell her to move aside. If she doesn't, push her away and probably get hate from all the autists in the class.

bless her heart

>stops time
>throws knives
>watch her useless attempts to dodge

Do you really think that it is an adequate reaction?

adequate for what

Adequate for someone blocking your path.

Adequate to get sent to Hell for it.

退いて、バカ。しないとお前のメロンパンを奪うから

10 hours in paint

1. Approach

2. Grab

3. Backbreaker

4. As she writhes in pain on the ground, stomp on her face till her jaw breaks

5. Break her arms and pull out the fractures out of the skin

6. Stab her eyesockets with the bones

7. Rip open her ribcage and punch the insides repeatedly

8. Rip off her head and shit down the neckhole

9. Chop up her corpse and cook it into a delicious meal

10. Eat the delicious meal while watching Shin Godzilla

11. Wait for the day someone else blocks my path

Pick her up and princess carry her where ever I'm going

*blocks your path*

not bad...... for a kid.....

[ ] Ask her to move
[ ] Genuflect
[x] Pledge eternal loyalty to the future Queen of Hell, Archdemon Kurumizawa Satanichia McDowell and drown the world in blood to compose the symphony of agonized screams for the glory of my most diabolic liege

pee in her general direction

lean in
whisper in her ear
"mayonegg"
walk past her as she stands there confused and shaken to her core
stop ten paces from her and turn around
walk back to her
tell her if she wants to know more about what I just said to her she has to go out with me saturday night
she turns red and says "o.. ok"

drop her show

How old is Satania?

That pic just reminded me of this girl I used to like in school
She was at the door one day when I was entering the class and she said "good morning" to me which I wasn't expecting

I was so happy the rest of the day
I miss her ;_;

pull her tail

explain to her that it's an earth custom when a girl stands in a doorway it means she's offering a free blow job to the next guy that walks through the door.. tell her "looks like it's my lucky day" as I unsheathe my cock

What did she mean by this?

tell her she's a beautiful window but an ugly door

Dumb chuuni

...

Pass the door in that little space while facing her for some asymmetrical docking.

Pick her up and take her with me.

she's heavier than she looks

her dark soul weighs her down

use one of these penis attachments and it doesn't matter if you have bad aim

Confess my love.

Nothing she isn't real.

Bribe her with melon pan

Or swear undying loyalty to

I get into my meme stance.

*pin her against the wall*
*unzip benis*

This

Is Satania the meme girl of the season?

you know the drill, 360 and walk away

>convince her to follow me so I can show her something super evil
>take her to a bathroom and coerce her into sex saying it's super evil
>cum inside for the sole purpose of impregnating because that's super evil too

Probably a few hundred years

Convince her that teen pregnancy is most evil thing teenager girl could do.
Then offer my services.
Manipulate her during a course of few years bullshitting that this and that need to be done every day for her to get pregnant.
Die a man without regrets when Vigne finds out.
Burn in hell still without regretting anything.

Don't you dare

>Convince her that teen pregnancy is most evil thing teenager girl could do

That's actually pretty clever. Someone needs to write a doujin of that.

Use the other door

Why is Satania such a /fa/?

You've got a good mind.
Convince her gangbangs are really evil too while you're at it.

No, why would I want to share?

Fuck off Sup Forumskid

punch her square in her fat fucking nose and when she is on the ground kick her in the stomach.

>he uses bing

Impregnate

Will I drink from your skull? Let's find out!

lol i actually did this to a girl back in highschool except the window was the school bus window

does it work for cum too?

*trow holy water*

just stay

Touch her legs and grope her left boob.

I'll bite, why left one?

Kiss her and hug her

I burnt my right hand 2 years ago, so I don't have too much sensitivity there.

Why can't you grope her right boob with your left hand?

Oh my bad, in my mind I thought I was behind her for a reason.

engage in a contest of who is more evil, with the looser being bound to the winners eternal servitude