>Have a bump from a LivePD poster you're going to be disappoined , user please brace yourself. you will hear depictions of possible crimes being committed with the suspects being..........(gasp)........BLACK
Alexander Russell
> no working gas a apartment building > most Midwestern residences have gas heating > its 3 degrees tonight in Chicago
Gavin Jackson
> Male Black > Drunk > Silver Nissan Sentra
Charles Fisher
Bump for a real thread. Stay safe Roberts.
Elijah Rivera
>Stay safe Roberts. we still on Adam's shift, nigga
Carson Robinson
dispatcher NAMES THE JEW!!!
Matthew King
> male black face down in the alley. Fire is ROLLIN
oh shit >> SHOTS FIRED!! SHOTS FIRED!! >> 3 OFFICERS DOWN >> SWAT IS DISPATCHED >> 5 DEAD ON SCENE
Juan King
>male blacks leaving their house when it's 0 degrees
Andrew Thomas
> STOLEN U-HAUL TRUCK WITH FURNITURE
Jaxson Robinson
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Charles Cooper
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Colton Butler
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Ian Cruz
Who the fuck is Robert?
Jonathan King
The hero chiraq needs but doesn't deserve!
Joseph Ward
Gonna reset when Robert hours start, but damn...
Lucas Sullivan
Have a bump I hope to leave the scanner running as white noise for new year eve
Logan Rivera
Yep, real Robert hours you have to take out places that aren't 24hrs. Pretty busy for single digit temps.
Angel Martinez
I’m visiting Chicago right now, I don’t envy the cops on patrol tonight. It’s a bit chilly, I wouldn’t want to be dealing with crazy nogs in these temps
Samuel King
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Ryan Baker
Stay safe Robert, and eat some deep dish for me.
Lincoln Nelson
The pizza here is awful. Not sure what the fuss is about.
Its freezing out and was cold all day. I wonder if carjackings will spike cause the cold. Is a chase too much to ask for?
Jose Foster
Lower West side. Leave downtown and live a little man
Robert Rodriguez
K will take out next bread or tomorrow, last night 1st thread never hit bump limit. It's different for sure. I'm a Cajun we eat anything once, by the second time we've found a way to improve it.
Robert Fisher
What is that shadow in the background?
Elijah Sanchez
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Sebastian Morales
Started by cropping these 2
Mason Sanchez
I still don't get it...
Matthew Jenkins
It's other cops. Crabby was dispatcher that died or retired. She was an old white woman who sounded like she smoked 4 packs a day. I said the job did it to her and back in the 70's she prolly looked like rosemary from Hong Kong phooey. So pic is in honor of crabbiest dispatch /cpd/ will ever know. F
Not a native speaker here... I don't have trouble getting dialogue in media (usually), but here it's like they're speaking french half the time.
John Perry
shots fired all over the city > niggers calling in to the station for their lost cell phones
Samuel Ramirez
An user pulled up a map and picked the streets for me. Card had only 2 duds at end of the night. Fixed those 2 and never had to edit it again.
Joseph Bell
Can someone draw this chick pregnant?
Dominic Collins
> white car at Burger King > wanting to gangbang kids
David Scott
Dispatch has it's own lingo so if you aren't in the know you don't understand them. They do this as short hand and to prevent perps from understanding them as well.
Lucas Myers
Anyone know of any live camera feeds in Chicago?
Xavier Gutierrez
>I’m visiting Chicago right now you should try the McDonalds I understand its so good many refuse to leave
Cooper Roberts
Damn, this is actually a well designed card, most of the potential rows have at least one white street on them.
Ethan Garcia
Kek
Carter Roberts
traffic stops gets them mentioned.
Cameron Flores
Soon...
Blake Clark
>left windows open on purpose when she left To run up power bill or freeze everyone....
Oliver Allen
First on the porch mark it!
Jaxon Green
real disappointed that the BLACK MALE has taken to Toyota sedans as his 21st century choice of hooptie
Julian Byrd is missing his phone CPD needs to visit this faggot to let him know his cell phone was found
need to go and shoot that faggot
Jayden Gonzalez
Is dat your puppers?
Just to add, if you live in a Chicago suburb, within an hour of the city, you have probably noticed an uptick in criminals from the city coming into your area to commit crime. Any other suburb-fags here to confirm? I'd say there's been a an uptick in the past 3 years, with this one being especially bad.
Landon Morgan
We need global warming!
Joshua Hernandez
That's 1 of 2. This is my old doggo. He can't jump in the bed anymore so I built this for him today.
Joshua Young
> threatening to kill your woman > AND her kids that's devotion
Brandon Cook
seriously, user nobody gives a shit about your facebook posts attention whore somewhere else. This is a Real Robert thread
Hudson Roberts
A compassionate carpenter for an old doggo. Nice job sanding it down, I see, no splinters for puppers.
Over the last few months I haven't been keeping up with CPD as much. Since it's nearly 2018, let's recap some of the most memorable moments of the past year, or some personal favorites.
One that made me laugh my ass off: Someone called the police to file ANOTHER complaint against his neighbor who keeps throwing garbage into his washer/dryer.
Christian Turner
WOOOOOOOOOO > taser deployment
Grayson Butler
Summer 2017, pregnant female black drinking in the alley wearing a shirt that says "hope"
Henry Cruz
>recap some of the most memorable moments of the past year Summer - Tuesday evening, 2 undercover officers shot by Latin gang members. Massive manhunt ensues good times /cpd/ updating maps with locations and routes
Anthony Sullivan
Honorable Mentions Ding Dong Piss Female ringing doorbells and urinating on the people who answered. Multiple victims. Cycle By Male black on bicycle rides through crowd shooting. Multiple victims. Piss By Car filled with male His Panics urinating on people on sidewalk. Multiple Victims.
All time greatest Tyrone Pennywise Nig who hid in sewer drains and grabbed people on the legs. Multiple victims spanning several days.
Dylan Wilson
>home invasion >two male black wandering around the house This is why everyone should have a gun.
Jackson Cruz
Car airborne off an overpass lands on 290 and hits the train tracks
wew lad
Carson Foster
>mom and auntie are beating up Mr. winters
Isaac Roberts
Mr Winters had it comin
Oliver Wilson
>>>GUN!!
Camden Ortiz
FOOT CHASE
Cooper Morgan
open key, uh oh. stay safe Robert
Gabriel Watson
bump for Robert
Jaxson Barnes
Lol - niggas going to jail tonight won't be getting out til Wednesday because of the holidays
Thomas Davis
> child calls in > husband 'bout to kill his wife > hurry up
