You from an alternative universe teleports in your room...

You from an alternative universe teleports in your room. He’s identical to you except his political beliefs are the exact opposite from yours. What do?

Kill him for dishonoring our ancestors.
>nb4 "smash his boipucci"

Shoot the Communist.

laugh at him for being retarded.

Sex him long time.

chain him to a chair and put /po/ in front of him. After ~16 hours, he'll be a centrist, stay willfully on pol for the humor, then become a good conservative/libertatian

Subdue and fuck in the bumhole.
There can only be one.

Use him too confuse our enemies in our political beliefs so we cannot get attacked in any way.

If alt-you has aids and you fuck him raw is there an increased chance of getting the germ since you have the same dna?

Kill him and log into his identical bank accounts and transfer all the money

Break his arms and legs and talk to him for hours. Then kill this fucking retard!

Kill him. Zero chance of being caught since a. he is not supposed to exist in this universe so he won't be reported missing and b. any blood I get on me will be mine and any DNA or prints I leave will be his. Alternately I might be able to redpill him. I used to be a pinko.

He would be a pacifist pussy, so I could kill him with ease.

TICKLE FIGHT!!!!

afraid to kill him because cosmic balance shit so make him say his/my name backwards to send him back

All of you rn

What happens any time two centrists meet? We accomplish nothing.

Redpill him the same way I redpilled myself in the past

Have hot sex

dutch rudder that shit

Remove the degenerate.

Keep xer forever and take care of xer and give xer cuddles.

share each others complimenting porn folder

>You from an alternative universe teleports in your room. He’s identical to you except his political beliefs are the exact opposite from yours. What do?

Berate him for being the shittiest hacker alive.

>I have no idea where i am right now

Hey dindu, why do you have a government uniform and why are you getting all fuzzy around the edges?

>Kill the impostor.
>Leave my ID on him
>No one would ever look for me again.
>Profit

make him into a girl and fuck her (him)

These are the only two acceptable answers. Anything else and you shouldn't be here

make him stay in my place whilst i forever depart to his homeworld

Tie him up in case I need an organ donor.

well about four years ago I was the typical "communism can work if you just try" type of guy. also I had no racial consciousness. meanwhile I'm a full blown fascist and I don't recognize communists as people anymore. if I met my political anti me I would just reason with him as this also worked out for me assuming he has the same mental capacity as me. otherwise I would get the gun

Also laugh at them for their fictional ironic political leaning. They'd probably be a hippie tard pretending to be an antifa member.

THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE!

Cia niggers glow in the dark.

Probably end up making out tbqh
If his politics are the mirror opposite of mine I think we'd compliment each other nicely.
Hell I'd take him to a bar, he'd probably be much better at picking up women, and with some yona betwixt us it'd shape up for the best threesome ever
>tfw ywn spitroast thots with your bizarro copy

we fug

I'd make him bang my wife so I could film those hard to get angles!

affirm with a 3rd party that I myself am not the mirror clone.

Same but if we couldn’t agree I would just agree to disagree I don’t think i could kill me

Kill him and then take a picture and send it to my family as a prank

fuck him so neither of us are virgins

Sage

What's the opposite of a centrist tho

Extremist in both directions so hardline AnCom I guess

>invite him to stay with me
>wait for him to fall asleep and download a TB of snuff porn from Sup Forums
>get down the continental ferry port with my passport
>grass myself up at a phonebox and then leave the country quietly

radical zionist:
israel firster host country anal fister

Suck each other off. It's technically masturbation

You're both totally right

Red pill him. I’ve debated pseudo intellectuals before and I know every trick in the book they use.

So it's me from high school.

Finally fulfill everyone's physically impossible suggestion of what to do with myself.

I can just call my brother and that'll be pretty much the same thing

>instead of being right-wing libertarian he's left-wing authoritarian
I'd beat the shit out of him for being such a collectivist bootlicker, unless of course he was his universe's Stalin then I'd be buddies because power is all that matters.

>mfw I can use him to fake my death and truly live off the grid
YES
YES
YES

Use him to fake anhero. Hide for 7 days then start a church. That is if the bastard doesn't get me first.

the opposite of a centrist is still a centrist

Recognize that he's just me from a decade ago and just shake my head in disappointment.