Anyone in Adelaide and want to hang out for new years? Or get a drink?
fugg being alone
Noah Lee
Any cute aussie femanon wanna get married, be a housewife, and make a bunch of white kids?
Jaxon Johnson
>tfw no aussie femanon gf to tie me down and have her way with me
Logan Cruz
Hey cunts
Brody Ramirez
which part of adelaide are you in? at the moment it looks like I have no plans
Zachary Morales
NYE partying is for losers. Go to bed at 930 and wake up 6am to greet the new year like a winner.
Isaac Williams
>Mum is giving the "I worry about you" NYE speech again
Jack Harris
Probably just go to the city and have some beers at the belgian beer cafe. I'm not even keen on staying out for the fireworks though desu.
Juan Garcia
Reminder to vote for Taylor Swift :Look what you made me do. JJJ Hottest 100
Vote ACDC: Big Balls. MMM ozzest 100 This broad cast shit posting singing off
Cameron Reyes
Anyone else getting smashed for the new year? There is nothing to salvage from here. You would not find a wife even if you were Chad. Our weak variation of British culture is based in degeneracy and you barely find white Australians (that aren't mixed) anymore. Rural areas and some suburbs are your best bet.
Ryder Reed
One time my mother gave me a hug and said "Well no one else is going to". Thanks Mum
I'm pretty sure she's autistic, though, which has made family gatherings so much more fun. Like she will just absolutely rattle off this minute detail that no one cares about and be absolutely thrilled
Christopher Fisher
Australia chose LOVE, not HATE.
Jack Johnson
Meh, I wouldn't turn down a kangaroo at this point.
Carson Cruz
Half the cunts around the harbour are shitskins.
Hate NYE, it's gay. It's just a new year. At least we somewhat live up to being Christian so Christmas is alright.
Hudson Lee
Just put $100 on the bar at the British come get rekt
Jacob Edwards
reminds me of my friendless graduations kek think I might get pissed in the park by myself and sleep in the car
Why do we have to play host to these shit skin savages?
Lucas Fisher
>create lonely autist son by humiliating him, isolating him, and telling him that he can never improve >blame him for your failures on christmas day and NYE Some people need to be executed.
Xavier Murphy
chill out breh mummy might have fucked us up and romantically crippled our interactions with women, but it's our burden as men to strive on and deal with our problems with determination and distinction
Easton Scott
Did Victoria/Aussie govt ever decide to admit that Afghan terrorist who drove his car into a crowd in Melbourne was actually a terrorist?
Tyler Thomas
I fantasize about the girl I like getting fucked by other men.
Connor Perry
>romantically I can't even talk to women. I'm either completely terrified of them or I'm completely unconcerned with anything they have to offer.
Christopher Carter
What terrorist? Already forgotten.
Lincoln Perez
So you're basically normal. You just have to overcome that shit and talk, to at least one of them anyway, if you ever want puss.
Oliver Turner
>tfw no Granny gf
Brody Lopez
ugh... bad sign. well, Happy New Year my Aussie friends. I truly wish you the best.
Nathaniel Kelly
I don't even want puss, I just want to be able to interact with women without losing my shit.
Daily reminder that boomers are scum and everything wrong with Australia.
>also
Going ubering tonight, time to go make money off the normies.
Zachary Barnes
Don't forget if you still frogpost in 2018 you're a poofta cunt desu
Ian Myers
get fucked normie
Chase James
m8 I bet that old man didn't even give a shit until he was on his death bed. No one gives a shit.
Chase Jackson
lads i miss steve irwin
Chase Perez
It's all pokies in the pubs. Rock is basically dead. But that old stuff will live forever.
Owen Allen
Hey Nip. WW2 was a big fucking disaster >tfw Straya on the wrong side >Europe basically destroyed >The British sacrificed their empire for the Kikes >Australia spared getting invaded by Japan only to be sold out to China
Cooper Edwards
what's your new years resolution /auspol/?
I'm gonna be more social in my final year of uni I swear to god
Luis Nelson
When is the truth gonna go mainstream that before the abos there were other peoples in Australia who made all the tools and rock paintings?
Colton Reyes
Who here currently playing osrs
Elijah Gutierrez
i am, do you have 99 mining yet? please work on that
Colton Myers
This year flew by so quickly, quite odd
Julian Taylor
ironman btw
Jacob Williams
So what are all you cunts drinking tonight?
>Jim Beam and coke or GTFO
Juan Davis
You cunts think they'll be a big happening? Also any shepparton cunts in this thread?
Hudson Green
not an excuse casual
Jonathan Richardson
>was supposed to spend NYE with friends >nobody properly organized anything >alternative was spending th night with family and drinking with sister's boyfriend >none of this happening all of a sudden >family going to brighton to watch fireworks and I cant bother with that >sister going to dinner with her bf, a couple I dont even know and with mutual friend couple >invited me, but I dont wanna go since I dont have a gf, i dont know these people, and there wont be any girls there so whats the fucking point Another shitty new year lads
Tyler Flores
What are you studying? I start next year, just finished high school.
Samuel Wood
>having a NY resolution But anyway, I just want to stop being a whining skinnyfat piece of shit.
Eli Gonzalez
Isn't Brighton-Le-Sands by any chance is it, cunt?
Robert White
How do I resist the Asian gf meme, lads?
Lincoln Turner
Ye in Sydney
Xavier Martinez
Yea, I'm feeling down myself as well cause no girl to be here with me... It's not that I can't find any (Easy for me to find a qt, conservative, virgin girl) It's just not having an income that's stopping me... Hopefully that'll change soon...
Brody Rogers
UNION BOYS
Levi Russell
Haha, I'm 15 mins from there. Party at your place!!!
Then we can go annoy the fuck out of the bar staff at the Novotel.
Brandon Lewis
Stopping me from courting etc that is. Can't do much when you have no $$$
Xavier Russell
Had one of them today. SO BASED.
Caleb Price
anyone in melbourne wanna shitpost in the cbd tonight? im already half drunk
chadstone rep cunts
Justin Price
Everyone do this.
Brandon Sanchez
Shittest iced coffee out there, literally a meme.
Eli Russell
i honestly am drinking that shit right now
good stuff
Samuel Young
I haven't seen Moove iced coffee for years. Best imo. Oak and all that are nigger tier.
Wyatt Turner
Full house of truth. Farmers Union shit is literally nigger tier flavoured dairy products.
Buy me a ticket to Melbourne, and ill come shitpost with ya, cunt. Hell, ill even bring some bourbon with me.
Lincoln Bell
the only one that comes close is dare RAW because they piss sugar into everything else
Nathaniel Myers
>with friends Good one.
Ian Diaz
That's not the truth. The truth is there were never indigenous peoples here. Mungo man who made everything were the sea kings who got stranded here when their global empire fell. Abos were their slaves who were brought here from India.
Anthony Scott
Meet my brother and the abhorrent half cast subhumans he made with his Asian wife.
Brandon Campbell
I don't want to marry.
Lucas Torres
Fucking this. Australian women are my fetish for some God-forsaken reason.
Ethan Scott
australian women are just high pitched boys with tits, you might be gay
Owen Hill
Then just go ahead and kill yourself m8. The only reason for a white man to be alive is to have a family and build a world good enough for them to live in.
Brandon Cruz
Because you were fed a fantasy/lie like every human being ever.
Xavier Miller
i miss love live
James Bennett
Either that or into bestiality. 40% of Australian women are emus.
Bentley Sanders
no, you miss Nico, the only redeemable feature of Love Live
Adrian White
>implying Our women have abandoned us dickhead. If anything all the blokes should get together and form deathsquads and wipe out everyone else and then ourselves. Humans and subhumans should just fucking die.
Joshua Cox
That occurred. Got sold off by boomers. It's gone.
Boomers are the nigger generation. Hocking the joint down at the pawn shop.
Liam Thomas
Mean. You may as well be a fuckin ecoli with that attitude
Sebastian Turner
2018 soon >mfw Winter Olympics in South Korea Definitely not trying to stir shit with NK ammirite?
Blake Phillips
ABC coverage just screams gay. So fake. Faker than 9. Wish 9 would get it back.
Jace Ortiz
It's not gay if the penis looks enough like a clit.
At least this particular lie is harmless. Well, it is if I don't suddenly find myself engaged to a degenerate roastie for her accent.
Henry Parker
I forgot to say my Christmas joke this year.
Why wasn't Jesus born in Australia?
There were no wise men and no virgins.
Logan Howard
who wanna raid dandenong and obliterate niggers tonight?
Isaiah Lee
Someone should go to the Fireworks in their city at midnight and shout "Allahu Akbar" for the lulz.
David Thompson
Got myself a little blonde haired beauty and a couple kids mate. You’ll get there. Chin up bro.
Austin Edwards
Lose the ego and stop giving a fuck and you find that the tension and shit just goes away..
Mason Mitchell
You sound like a sad and spoiled little cunt. Get out there sad sack, drop some bundys and get it on.
Wyatt Sullivan
I'm going to tell a story I think is funny
This one time I was standing outside of a Sydney hotel at 3 am. It had been a long fucking day, where I had just visited my friends, and enjoyed the dynamic where apparently they were unhappy in bed. Shit was unpleasant and I was just looking for a quiet smoke to ease things off.
So anyway, I see this gook running up on the opposite street. Fucker is literally hiding in the door stops and looking back. Someone is obviously chasing the poor bastard. Next minute I see this other gook run past. Totally oblivious, and I think "good on you, smaller gook, you've made off getting out of whatever fight you're in"
Two minutes later the chaser-gook wises up, finds the smaller gook. Literally grabs him by his fucking hair and drags him up the street.
So I walk across the road, hands up in a conciliatory manner and say "Look buddy I can't just let you pummel the shit out of this poor bloke, let's just all relax". Then I see the smaller gook. It's a fucking woman. This isn't some ordinary street fight, this is a fucking domestic.
So I think, ok I'm going to get stabbed in about 30 seconds, all I need to hear is "don't be a hero". First thing out of this fucking chinks mouth is "don't be a hero". So I take a step back and say "let's just all relax here", waiting for the knife to hit me.
Luckily a bunch of white guys stumble on this bizarre scenario and are just like, you know, what the fuck is this, so it came to nothing, with them asking me to call the cops.
Would you believe, after all this, the chick just walked off with him. I will always remember being on the phone to 000 saying "Yeah apparently this is fine in their culture so no harm done" while this crying asian chick just walks off with the guy that had dragged her by the hair not five minutes ago
Angel Brooks
Time to learn Polish, Hungarian, or Icelandic the m80. Go give your Aussie bantz to some quality Euro women.
Ryder Walker
Fucking boomers. But they're all gonna die soon.
Angel Reed
I have a white wife (who was virgin when we married) and have two kids and working on a third. It's not as hard as these hellbourne and shitney city faggots make out.
Benjamin Morgan
Bitches... you just have to treat em mean..
Anthony Martin
Best way to a happy relationship is early-morning hide and go seek followed by some hair-pulling
Owen Rivera
I suggested this to my wife. She wasn't totally against it.
Wyatt Perry
I have no interest in learning any of those tongues. >I have a white wife (who was virgin when we married) Noice one mate.
Caleb Lee
>not having an income Why not cut your small penis to become a woman, suddenly you're on the top of social pyramid.
Bentley Thompson
avoid melbourne CBD tonight. apparently all trains from the outer suburbs into the CBD are PACKED with sudanese and meth head bogans right now.
Connor Ortiz
Who else enjoying the multicultural delights in Melbourne CBD?
Meet me on the northwest corner of Bourke and Swanston, the only white guy.
Kayden Harris
Travel to those countries, meme some qt3.14s and learn their tongues while they learn yours. It's doing you no good moping around this cesspool
