How to survive family dinners

Like every damn year, we have to deal this night with our relatives at the dinner table, of particular concern is the issue of politics.

What do we have to do tonight? Is it the time to bring back our memes and try to redpill out family? Or we have to hide our power level and avoid conflicts? What are you going to do?

The picture isn't fucking related, I wish I had a dine with Charlotte McKinney instead of with my sister.

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I don’t know what you do in your culture, but I won’t be having any political discussion. I’m just going to try to get my dick inside a hot slutty bitch’s holes tonight

But I would try to redpill your family. At least a little bit. Give them a few small reds

don't shit(post) where you eat.
as easy as that.

>pic
Fucking nice.

>not going out with the lads getting wasted

I can't go out tonight, I have to stay all night with my family. Yep, it's a shit.

Seriously must suck to have bluepilled family members. I shit talk with my dad all the time about politics.

Post your sister's feet.

2 years ago on Thanksgiving I told my religious zealot of an Aunt to get fucked. Like stood up and went off on her and her fat ass husband. This was a religious argument though, not politics. I say what the fuck I want, knowing some things will make the entire event an awkward shitshow...onward I go.

>relatives arrive
>it starts immediately
>hey, why don’t you lose some weight
>hey why don’t you cut your hair
>hey, when you gonna quit that dead end job and come help me out with the business
>hey when you finally gonna marry
God, I’d rather just go out drinking with friends, but my culture is too stepped in “respect for your elder” bullshit

My father is a cuckservative, my mother don't give a fuck about politics, my sister is a Commie, my uncle and aunt social-democrats like their two sons and my grandpa is too old to understand what he's talking about.

I play videogames until the very last moment I can get away with it, then dine with them, then go right back to muh videogames. Works every time

Retard it sounds like all of those things are things you really should do

>i'm lazy
>don't want to
>it keeps me busy
>when I find someone

this is not hard user

All of those are legitimate things you should do. Especially the "lose weight" part you disgusting fatass.

Quit being a superb gentleman, just eat drink and be merry faggot. If you can’t do that with family then fuck off.

I’ve been the same weight for the past ten years. I’m not even fat, and my job currently pays much more than what quitting it to work partly for free at some relatives tax place. Other people tell me I’m doing okay, but it’s always the family that always gripes.

Why hide it? 5588 means Heil Hitler. Time to come out of the gaschamber and tell you family you have found Hitler
m.youtube.com/results?q=hitler in my heart&sm=3

I rarely see people actually telling people they're fat to their face, unless they are truly over the edge. You're probably fatter than you think.

don't be a sperg. just avoid politics and enjoy your time.

My pops and I talked about how Israel shot at the lifeboats of the USS Liberty. It really made the rest of the family redefine in their cognition what "America First" REALLY means.

Sorry here it is:
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"Hitlet in my heart." Share the low

>From the corpses flowers grow

Maybe, but it’s always the same thing from the same person.
>aunt says to lose weight
>grandma wants me married
>uncle wants me to work for him
>grandpa wants me to cut my hair becuase I look like a hippie
Same thing every year

>I wish I had a dine with Charlotte McKinney instead of with my sister.
Pics of your sister?

Just be yourself and say what's on your mind. Why are you lying to your families, are they that scary?

Is there anything more beautiful and attractive in this world than a white woman?

There's always that one family member who can't stop pointing out flaws in everyone else and will always try to tell you what you "should" do.
Protip: everybody hates him/her

It's called FREE speech you communist faggot

>/Reddit/
>this entire thread

>FREE speech
>Europe

Nice try.

I will choose to hide my power level unless the cuckery is too much.

If you want to redpill though without having a serious conflict with your relatives, a good tactic I use is instead of going all in, to throw small redpills every now and then while also agreeing with them (whenever you can) and manipulating their words for your favor. So remember small redpills > Big redpill. Timing is the key. Good luck and happy new year to all Sup Forumsacks!

Are you guys trying to not post the best pic of her?

No, and every single race thinks that same thing and you're crazy if you think that doesn't affect their actions in a meta way.

I-i-i-is it real?????

I hope you have a great night dear memelonian. Leave politics aside today and enjoy!

anyone else have a coal burner sister

>hey, when you gonna quit that dead end job and come help me out with the business
You really are fucking stupid. They are offering you help and you are annoyed by it.

Fuck them for wanting to help you get your life together, amirite?

I did. She got divorced without making any race mixed babies. She is now a single genetic failure at 38 years old, no children.

My dad reminds her all the time how 'going with another race' never works.

God bless user, hopefully your sister is redpilled soon.

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holidays are for families. Hug your sister. fucking loser. That carls jr. skank dont look ike that with no makeup.

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Thank you, user. You made my day.

>best pic

no burgers i pic. negro polease.

I feel sorry for you two

Nice trips. Now, the only solution to your problem is to kill your sister. That is the only thing a coalburner deserves. The only thing lower than a nigger is a coalburner.

she's just asking to get raped

>tfw family is already red-pilled.

feels good to be a slav. i think god every fucking day i'm a slav.

Like every other family social gathering. You pay for it and you run it and if people dont like it they can not eat your food, not drink your booze and GTFO of your house.

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what's wrong with this bitch nose?

you have family that want to hook you up with a better job than what the fuck you have right now and you are annoyed by it?

yeah don't worry about it. its fine. just go back to your porn and everything will be ok.

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If your family isn't redpilled you have failed as a family member. But hey, at least you have nice HH get.

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>dared
the absolute madwoman

You have to slowly redpill your family. Call out their bullshit in nice easy to understand statements where you seem like you are on their side.

My dad in 2016 made a comment of "maybe its time we let a woman lead the country. Men have fucked it up"

I countered with "Well maybe youre right that men destroyed the country, but they also established it. They were businessmen, farmers, landowners and people looking to make a change. Most of them didnt want anything to do with politics"

A week later I showed him the video of Trump saying it wasnt going to run for president over the course of 30 years because politicians are nasty.

He went on to vote for Trump and admitted that Hilary isnt the person to lead the country and he was brainwashed by my stalinist mom and the communist media.

>visit grandparents' home
>parents are there, sister brings her family, aunt bring hers
>we're all cheery and happy
>no one brings up politics at all, all night
>we're mostly eating and laughing and drinking
>countdown, pop the champagne and do my yearly speech
>we spend the next day together before saying our goodbyes

What is wrong with you guys' family gatherings?